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Jim Garten View Drop Down

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Posted: November 06 2006 at 03:55

My wife's a black belt in Sudoku... and knitting.

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Did they do The Shed Song (featuring Mystic Fred)?

The Shed Song cannot be performed live until such time as Mystic Fred and I sort out the royalties situation

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Posted: November 06 2006 at 05:16

Jim Garten wrote:

My wife's a black belt in Sudoku... and knitting.

Geck0 wrote:

Did they do The Shed Song (featuring Mystic Fred)?

The Shed Song cannot be performed live until such time as Mystic Fred and I sort out the royalties situation

The Shed Song??? - are you writing one Jim? can you send me a demo?

Atavachron -

Kateda is a form of self-defence developed by Tibetan monks, there are 21 steps including kicks and punches, no katas, the training concentrates on "central power" defence, meaning the defence comes from within, at a high level of training one's body can absorb kicks and punches without injury, one test which was done by the masters was to be surrounded by up to 5 fellow students and they would drive punches into their body simultaneously with only central power for protection, and i don't remember anybody ever getting hurt, even the girls had this test, but not the following one - this test we had to learn was having half a brick (split along its length) whacked against your bare stomach to test your central power, making the brick break. I got to be quite good at this and "performed" at public demos around London. I don't know if or where Kateda is being practised today, as I was doing it in the 80's. I got to black belt but lacked the commitment to continue, it got very much more involved, starting classes etc.

Edited by mystic fred - November 06 2006 at 06:05

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Posted: November 06 2006 at 06:27

My favourite martial art is Bacondo. It is performed with a large frying pan and some nice bread and ketchup. Not sure of the health benefits 'though.

When people get lost in thought it's often because it's unfamiliar territory.

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Posted: November 06 2006 at 13:43

mystic fred wrote:

Jim Garten wrote:

My wife's a black belt in Sudoku... and knitting.

Geck0 wrote:

Did they do The Shed Song (featuring Mystic Fred)?

The Shed Song cannot be performed live until such time as Mystic Fred and I sort out the royalties situation

The Shed Song??? - are you writing one Jim? can you send me a demo?

I reckon between us we could come up with a concept album about sheds.
Tales From Topographic Sheds?
The Shed Lies Down On Broadway?
Selling Sheds By The Pound?

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Posted: November 06 2006 at 13:51

Selling Sheds by the Shed Load? Wink

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Posted: November 06 2006 at 15:05

mystic fred wrote:

Jim Garten wrote:

My wife's a black belt in Sudoku... and knitting.

Geck0 wrote:

Did they do The Shed Song (featuring Mystic Fred)?

The Shed Song cannot be performed live until such time as Mystic Fred and I sort out the royalties situation [IMG]smileys/smiley22.gif" align=middle>

The Shed Song??? - are you writing one Jim? can you send me a demo?[IMG]height=17 alt=LOL src="http://www.progarchives.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif" width=17 align=absMiddle>

Atavachron -

That's fascinating, Fred, thank you...always looking to expand my knowledge. I love the focus you describe on 'central power' and absorbing punishment instead (in shed) of just learning fighting techniques.

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Posted: November 06 2006 at 17:43

THE SHED SONG ( sung to the tune of "Bike" by P Floyd ).....

(can Trouserpress match this extreme level of lunacy....????

)

"I've gotta shed and my name is mystic fred it's got a door and a window with a roof - anda - brass - pad - lock....."

still working out the next verse......anybody?

also......

some more classic "shed" albums -

"Dark Side of the Shed"

"I Can See Your Shed From Here"

"In-a-shedda-da-vida"

"In the Shed of the Crimson King"

"Script for a Jester's Shed"

"The Shed Moves Sideways"

Edited by mystic fred - November 06 2006 at 19:59

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Posted: November 06 2006 at 22:29

Don't tell me you guys have never heard of the Grateful Shed...San Francisco's last hippie house. It's across the street from the Grateful Bed (a motel) and a pharmacy called the Grateful Med.

Edited by Atavachron - November 06 2006 at 22:29

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Posted: November 07 2006 at 03:17

mystic fred wrote:

In the Shed of the Crimson King

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Posted: November 07 2006 at 06:00

In the Shed of Grey and Pink - Caravan

Woodshed - Matthews Southern Comfort

Owner of a Lonely Shed - Yes

A Day in the Shed - Beatles

Living in a Modern Shed - Talk Talk

Felt on the Rooftops - Genesis

..and of course anything by Shed Zeppelin

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Posted: November 07 2006 at 07:09

Jim Garten wrote:

mystic fred wrote:

In the Shed of the Crimson King

How about:

The Crazy World of Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson

Wink

Edited by MikeEnRegalia - November 07 2006 at 07:09

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Jim Garten View Drop Down

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Posted: November 07 2006 at 07:28

Heavyfreight wrote:

Felt on the Rooftops - Genesis

Not to forget the original shed song, by the Beatles - Shed!

"Shed!
I need my mower -
Shed!
Not just any strimmer -
Shed!
Oh Sh+t I lost the key -
Sheeeeed..."

They don't write songs like that any more (although Marillion tried, with "Three sheds down from the Candy")

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Posted: November 07 2006 at 07:28

Oh God, why do I start these things?

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Posted: November 07 2006 at 08:43

Check this out

http://www.readersheds.co.uk/readersheds/

When people get lost in thought it's often because it's unfamiliar territory.

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Posted: November 07 2006 at 10:08

chopper wrote:

Oh God, why do I start these things?

it's all your fault!!

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Posted: November 07 2006 at 10:11

Heavyfreight wrote:

Check this out

http://www.readersheds.co.uk/readersheds/

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I have a gun in the shed if you want to argue.
fact no. 1147

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Posted: November 07 2006 at 10:22

chopper wrote:

Oh God, why do I start these things? [IMG]height=17 alt=LOL src="http://www.progarchives.com/forum/smileys/smiley36.gif" width=17 align=absMiddle>

Feeling a bit like Dr. Frankenstein?

a.k.a. H.T.

http://riekels.wordpress.com

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Posted: November 07 2006 at 11:12

Heavyfreight wrote:

Check this out

http://www.readersheds.co.uk/readersheds/

Brilliant, shed mugs, shed T shirts and shed news - hands up all those who have £7000 worth of gear in their shed!

7000 QUID RAID ON SHED
Thieves snatched more than ﾣ7,000 of property including silversmith equipment during a raid on a garden shed in Wem. more

60 YEAR OLD TORTOISE STOLEN FROM SHED
A 68-year-old grandmother today spoke of her devastation after thieves stole the pet tortoise she has looked after for 60 years. more