The M00dy N00bs

The Quagmire of the Middle East

Along the dirt road there's hundred's of dead bodies
who we've freed
Each has its own coffin with a flag, a dirty rag
in a plastic bag
For today is the day we bury them all
Cause they died needlessly
Fighting over fake wmds

The Quagmire of the Middle East
yes it's the quagmire of the Middle east
way far over there
so it's not over here
no, it's not over here
because it's over there

Let those people go
Said the burning bush to Saddam
"Go **** your mom"
Was his response
And God was despondent
So he flipped a coin
because insurgents had killed everyone off

After the Election
Improvised Recorder Solo

The Whistler wrote: Atavachron wrote: This is going splendidly. I told you people I can't work like this... I"m out on the condition that I'm back in.   Okay, you're in; but only if you leave.

Oh you'll never rid of me, Anderson, I'm like a pile of raisins on the street that gets stuck in the ridges of your sneakers so that when you get home it looks like you've stepped in dog poop but you haven't...THEN what, hmmm?   
    
    

Edited by Atavachron - November 05 2006 at 01:41

The Supreme Court Show

Home from work O'Connor
Decides to call it quits
To enjoy what little life
She has left just a little bit
I will no longer be the centerfold
She said as she turned to go
Leaving behind the supreme court show
Supreme court show

Rehnquist locks his bucket kicked
And goes to Heaven or hell
Now he's dead on his deathbed
And the nation says "oh well"
I will make my bed
With God tonight, and then he dies
But can he fail, armed with his chocolate surprise

Take a little trip back with chief justice roberts
Listen to the new get inaugurated
Whether he belongs or not
It seems to be our fate
And there are in fact
2 more judges we need
    
Take a little trip back with chief justice roberts
Listen to the new get inaugurated
Whether he belongs or not
It seems to be our fate
And there are in fact
2 more judges we need

Edited by inpraiseoffolly - November 05 2006 at 01:45

I think we spend too much time in the studio. I will leave, to read the papers, and then I'll be back.

We now have the lyrics for two whole studio albums (Whistler on the Edge of Time and Selling New England By the Dollar) as well as a sh*tload of stuff we can release on a rarities disc (all my random lyrical noodlings).

Great job guys.

inpraiseoffolly wrote: We now have the lyrics for two whole studio albums (Whistler on the Edge of Time and Selling New England By the Dollar) as well as a sh*tload of stuff we can release on a rarities disc (all my random lyrical noodlings). Great job guys.

Now you just have to get together and record something!

Billy Crystal and the Giant Space Slug

Billy Crystal walks his dog
But gets eaten by a slug
It's god's punishment
For his eternal wrongs
And he lives inside the slug
For a long long time
Writing down these rhymes
I am billy crystal
So screw you all


Like this?

It would make for some killer hard rock.

Can we have TVs and bassoons on that track?

inpraiseoffolly wrote: We now have the lyrics for two whole studio albums (Whistler on the Edge of Time and Selling New England By the Dollar) as well as a sh*tload of stuff we can release on a rarities disc (all my random lyrical noodlings). Great job guys.

Yes-- picture discs, and collectibles inflated beyond reason; lunchboxes, gravy boats, pen & pencil sets...
    
    
    

Edited by Atavachron - November 05 2006 at 01:57