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The Whistler
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:46 |
Hey! I double on uke! In fact, I compose all our stuff on uke, because I can't fit the guitar into this little room! There should be an album where we all play ukes! For forty minutes! It'll be a space rock opera!
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Pnoom!
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Joined: September 02 2006
Location: OH
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:49 |
I have already said that I can't do vocals...
However, I could juggle hollow things with seedlike things inside, thus making a noise. And I do different patterns, too, meaning that we can get different beats.
And Whistler, if you don't want us to post when you're not here, you need to be here to tell us when you're not here, or else we won't know.
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Philéas
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:49 |
I suggest we play Thin Lizzy-esque harmony leads on uke, with added catscreeching to make it sound more original.
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:50 |
The Whistler wrote:
Hey! I double on uke! In fact, I compose all our stuff on uke, because I can't fit the guitar into this little room! There should be an album where we all play ukes! For forty minutes! It'll be a space rock opera! |
YES!
Lyrics or no. If you want them, I ought to get started right away.
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Australian
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Joined: June 13 2006
Location: Australia
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:50 |
Damn dirt-clods your forgetting the main insturment, PEICES OF TIMBER!!!
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Philéas
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:51 |
What type of wood is the timber made from?
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:52 |
on a side note, airheads are the new LSD. Get on 'em.
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:52 |
Australian wrote:
Damn dirt-clods your forgetting the main insturment, PEICES OF TIMBER!!! |
Also, what happened to the accordion?
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Australian
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:53 |
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The Whistler
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Location: LA, CA
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:56 |
Australian wrote:
Damn dirt-clods your forgetting the main insturment, PEICES OF TIMBER!!! |
HEY! We gotta progress, change styles every three albums, whether we like it or not. Look, if you want to quit the band, then rejoin in five minutes, be my guest!
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Philéas
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:56 |
inpraiseoffolly wrote:
Also, what happened to the accordion? |
Oh, sorry. I was hungry, so I ate it.
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:56 |
Uke Piece
We're playing playing playing on the ukes
We're playing playing playing on the ukes
We started a forum and we're posting
Rubbing Hip sounds and all
And We're playing playing playing on the ukes
We're playing playing playing on the ukes
Just repeat this over and over again with some instrumental interludes and it will be a hit, just like Kraftwerk's Autobahn. And we'll get all 40 minutes on the radio with no editing.
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:58 |
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Points: 65266
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:58 |
The Whistler wrote:
Hey! I double on uke! In fact, I compose all our stuff on uke, because I can't fit the guitar into this little room! There should be an album where we all play ukes! For forty minutes! It'll be a space rock opera! |
Absolutely-- or better yet, a Spock race opera. It's all about Vulcan history and the tragic consequences of their savage past, redeemed by logic and a profittable franchise. It's sure to be the project that puts the nails in the coffin of this band
Edited by Atavachron - November 04 2006 at 23:59
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The Whistler
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 00:01 |
Atavachron wrote:
The Whistler wrote:
Hey! I double on uke! In fact, I compose all our stuff on uke, because I can't fit the guitar into this little room! There should be an album where we all play ukes! For forty minutes! It'll be a space rock opera! |
Absolutely-- or better yet, a Spock race opera. It's all about Vulcan history and the tragic consequences of their savage past, redeemed by logic and a profittable franchise. It's sure to be the project that puts the nails in the coffin of this band |
YEAH! We'll include some pompous liner notes (with over the top pictures) to explain how that ties in with Praise 'o Folly's lyrics!
I'll sart figuring out chord progressions!
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Philéas
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 00:02 |
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Philéas
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 00:05 |
The Whistler wrote:
YEAH! We'll include some pompous liner notes (with over the top
pictures) to explain how that ties in with Praise 'o Folly's lyrics!
I'll sart figuring out chord progressions! |
Tell me when you're finished, so that I can add satire..err... sitar parts! And maybe some psychedelic uke sounds aswell!
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tardis
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 00:06 |
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Pnoom!
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 00:07 |
Atavachron wrote:
The Whistler wrote:
Hey! I double on uke! In fact, I compose all our stuff on uke, because I can't fit the guitar into this little room! There should be an album where we all play ukes! For forty minutes! It'll be a space rock opera! |
Absolutely-- or better yet, a Spock race opera. It's all about Vulcan history and the tragic consequences of their savage past, redeemed by logic and a profittable franchise. It's sure to be the project that puts the nails in the coffin of this band
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We could call it:
The Lies and Balls of Lizzy Starlust and the Vulcans are Tarred (And Feathered)
Jean Slogan for a Profittable Business
Do you want to hear the hip rubbing sounds
that could deafen your only man
so he cannot hear you complain
swish swish swish
Do you want to hear the hip rubbing sounds
that could deafen your only man
and cause him great pain
swish swish swish
Do you have multiple men
Who you want to deafen
Do you like committing sin
Wish you swishy-washy attitude
Do you have anybody who
still has some hearing that you
could throw in the garbage bin
to prove you've got a tude
swish swish swish
swish swish swish
just put us on and swish about
swish swish swish
swish swish swish
so you will no longer pout
Oh shoot
I forgot
W00t
Swish Swish Swish
Like a fish in overalls
Do you covet all
your neighbor has
well draw your last breath
we've got to stone you to death
It says so in the book
But swish until you die
With your fat lady hips
And maybe you can right the ship
If we cannot hear the prosecutor
But before you think to cross the fence
Remember we also cannot hear the defense
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The Whistler
Prog Reviewer
Joined: August 30 2006
Location: LA, CA
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Posted: November 05 2006 at 00:08 |
Okay, forty minute epic about the rise and fall of the Vulcan empire, hear we come!
inpraiseoffolly wrote:
Uke Piece
C G
We're playing playing playing on the ukes C G
We're playing playing playing on the ukes F Am
We started a forum and we're posting E7
Rubbing Hip sounds and all C G
And We're playing playing playing on the ukes C G
We're playing playing playing on the ukes
Just repeat this over and over again with some instrumental interludes and it will be a hit, just like Kraftwerk's Autobahn. And we'll get all 40 minutes on the radio with no editing. |
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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