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Philéas
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Joined: June 14 2006
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:07 |
No, I'm sitarrist. Jeffrey is supposed to be bassist, right? (We're getting somewhere, I've started disagreeing with you!)
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The Whistler
Prog Reviewer
Joined: August 30 2006
Location: LA, CA
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:10 |
What's wrong with you guys? Jeffrey's real! He just quit playing music in 1975 to become a painter, but I think we are just what's needed to get him out of retirement.
In fact, screw you guys. This is stifling my creativity. I'm leaving the band.
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Australian
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Joined: June 13 2006
Location: Australia
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Points: 3278
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:10 |
Boys, boys, boys we are missing the most important instrument in the band…
A flute.
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The Whistler
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:14 |
Meh. No flute needed. But I can play the recorder! That'll do fine.
I'm back in, Yamaha in hand!
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:21 |
This is just the kind of neurotic mess of a band the fans will love-- and the critics; they'll be eating out of your hands
Edited by Atavachron - November 04 2006 at 23:22
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The Whistler
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Joined: August 30 2006
Location: LA, CA
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:24 |
You mean our hands...partner!
...Oh, wait, you're the one that keeps stealing our groupies! Outta here! You are fired! And don't even think of coming in here pretending to be someone else!
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:27 |
The Whistler wrote:
You mean our hands...partner!
...Oh, wait, you're the one that keeps stealing our groupies! Outta here! You are fired! And don't even think of coming in here pretending to be someone else! |
This is exactly what I mean; pure gold. Keep it up...the more nervous, troubled and ambiguous things get the more the record will sell. I'm just thinking of our future...
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Australian
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Location: Australia
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:28 |
We’ll be like Pink Floyd, we all hate each other.
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Atavachron
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:31 |
Yes, that's the whole point of the band and theme album. Besides, historically it's a sure indicator of huge success and indulgence, no?
Edited by Atavachron - November 04 2006 at 23:32
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Australian
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Joined: June 13 2006
Location: Australia
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:33 |
One member needs to leave and then keep rejoining like Rick Wakeman.
Edited by Australian - November 04 2006 at 23:34
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The Whistler
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Joined: August 30 2006
Location: LA, CA
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:33 |
Hey, it's not my fault I'm the only genius here. In fact, I'm taking over the next album completely to write everything myself. And, to make it easy on myself (er, I mean, to achieve my artistic vision), it'll be nothing but avantgarde noises! Someone get me a tape recorder, a cat and a hammer!
I call it: Pet Sounds II: Musings on Pet Sounds, the Revenge.
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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The Whistler
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Joined: August 30 2006
Location: LA, CA
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Points: 7113
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:35 |
Australian wrote:
One member needs to leave and then keep rejoining like Rick Wakeman. |
What?!? How unproffesional! I'm quitting!
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Australian
Prog Reviewer
Joined: June 13 2006
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 3278
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:37 |
The Whistler wrote:
Australian wrote:
One member needs to leave and then keep rejoining like Rick Wakeman. |
What?!? How unproffesional! I'm quitting! |
That's the style. Now all we have to do is make a crappy album then after everyone hates us you rejoin.
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Philéas
Forum Senior Member
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:38 |
Can I do a sitarsolo on Pet Sounds II?
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:38 |
The Whistler wrote:
Hey, it's not my fault I'm the only genius here. In fact, I'm taking over the next album completely to write everything myself. And, to make it easy on myself (er, I mean, to achieve my artistic vision), it'll be nothing but avantgarde noises! Someone get me a tape recorder, a cat and a hammer!
I call it: Pet Sounds II: Musings on Pet Sounds, the Revenge. |
Of course it's not your fault, you're a delicate genius. Can anyone get this man something to eat? Maybe have his astrological chart done?
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The Whistler
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Joined: August 30 2006
Location: LA, CA
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:39 |
Get me some firecrackers!
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Australian
Prog Reviewer
Joined: June 13 2006
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 3278
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:39 |
Atavachron wrote:
The Whistler wrote:
Hey, it's not my fault I'm the only genius here. In fact, I'm taking over the next album completely to write everything myself. And, to make it easy on myself (er, I mean, to achieve my artistic vision), it'll be nothing but avantgarde noises! Someone get me a tape recorder, a cat and a hammer!
I call it: Pet Sounds II: Musings on Pet Sounds, the Revenge. |
Of course it's not your fault, you're a delicate genius. Can anyone get this man something to eat? Maybe have his astrological chart done? |
Here you go
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The Whistler
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Joined: August 30 2006
Location: LA, CA
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:41 |
Philéas wrote:
Can I do a sitarsolo on Pet Sounds II? |
...Yes. It should duel with the screeching cats. Can you make your electric sitar screech?
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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Philéas
Forum Senior Member
Joined: June 14 2006
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Points: 6419
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:42 |
Probably, with the help of a magnet. I can make psychedelic noises with my ukulele too.
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Australian
Prog Reviewer
Joined: June 13 2006
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 3278
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Posted: November 04 2006 at 23:45 |
I'll be the guy who says "How the f**k are ya mate."
Edited by Australian - November 04 2006 at 23:45
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