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Points: 1497 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 02 2006 at 06:12
Originally posted by stonebeard stonebeard wrote:

When I was a child, I had marbles.
 
 
So did I, but I've been reliably told that I've long since lost themConfused
When people get lost in thought it's often because it's unfamiliar territory.
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Points: 1497 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 02 2006 at 06:15
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

I had my kitchen re-vamped last summer.
 
Did the long black dress and heels suit it?
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Lefties hang to the right and vice-versa...
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Have I stumbled into the Velvet Room by mistake? Confused


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Points: 14693 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 02 2006 at 07:10
No - this is where the sensible people shelter from those curious Velveteers. They live at the other end of the garden in the Velvet Room... we live this end in the Velvet...

...wait for it...


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Points: 14693 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 02 2006 at 07:19
Meanwhile, back on thread, and apropos of nothing...

I'm borrowing my neighbour's petrol mower on Saturday.

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In this moment you are all Mandrakeroot.


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Points: 46301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 02 2006 at 07:33
52 days till Christmas.
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Zed's dead baby
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Originally posted by Ricochet Ricochet wrote:

52 days till Christmas.
 
How many shopping days?


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Originally posted by Heavyfreight Heavyfreight wrote:

Zed's dead baby
 
Shocked


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If heat rises why are the tops of mountains so damn cold???
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If God had meant us to have showers, our armpits would have faced upwards.

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No one actually calls me Philip (as from Victor "Philip" Parau).
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Points: 9669 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 02 2006 at 09:55
The only rule of this thread is that you cannot directly respond to any prior posts.Geek
 
That is, this "thread" is NOT a thread.
 
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Personally, I prefer cabbage to broccolli, but am not a bg fan of John Cale.

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I own an Cadillac from ancient Egypt.  A museum offered me $1000000 for it.  I turned them down and sent it to the dump.  It ran like crap.
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ceci n'est pas une thread.
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Peter Rideout broke his own rules on the first page, and no one has commented on it.  In other news, dogs have fur and a politician told a lie.
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Points: 4981 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 02 2006 at 12:12
DWaaron = DWuniv - DWothers - DWgod

Aaron is me.  Univ is the universe.  Others is people who are not me.  God is God.

DW
 
is the change in weirdness of:
 
Thus, this equation reads:
 
My change in weirdness is equal to the change in weirdness of the universe minus the change in weirdness of other people minus the change in weirdness of God.  To sum up, my change in weirdness is the change in weirdness of the universe minus the change in weirdness of everything in the universe that are not me.
 
God's change in weirdness is zero.  This is because the concept of God has been so thoroughly explored that nothing new can be learned about God.  Thus, God's weirdness cannot change.  The equation can now be simplified:
 
DWaaron = DWuniv - DWothers
 
Now, the weirdness of the universe is increasing, as more and more is discovered about it each day that is weird and that no one understands.  Because weirdness is relative (if you compare the weirdness of the universe to the weirdness of any individual person, that person seems less weird), as the universe increases in weirdness, the weirdness of each individual person goes down in comparison.
 
Thus, the equation is
 
DWaaron = (+) - (-)
 
This means that my weirdness is increasing at a rate faster than that of the universe.  At some point then, I will overtake the universe in weirdness.  When this happens, I hypothesize that I will become the universe.
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