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cuncuna 
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Posted: November 01 2006 at 00:19 |
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żEver wanted to know about the reasons for the ethernal conflict between the human race and pencils (they will attack your shirt)?
żNot sure about how the wind could give you a psichedelic / space rock sandwich craving?
I actually don't care, but let's try. I promise a full case by case solution to all sorts of fear and paranoia. It works, but only in your mind.
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Atavachron
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Posted: November 01 2006 at 01:01 |
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I'm afraid to keep a pen in my pocket for fear it will puncture my scrotum...
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B.B Hood
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Posted: November 01 2006 at 01:04 |
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How does someone become a lion tamer
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 01 2006 at 05:52 |
 B.B Hood wrote:
How does someone become a lion tamer |
First you should practise with anteaters.
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zappaholic
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Posted: November 01 2006 at 10:29 |
Vompatti wrote:
B.B Hood wrote:
How does someone become a lion tamer |
First you should practise with anteaters.
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And it helps if you have a hat.
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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken
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Viajero Astral
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Posted: November 01 2006 at 14:42 |
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Dear cuncuna:
I have a problem to determinate what kind of people had the power to read my mind. I mean, there are some who read the other people's mind and those who can read only my mind.
Edited by Viajero Astral - November 01 2006 at 14:43
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Syzygy
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Posted: November 01 2006 at 14:56 |
If you accept the proposition "a woodchuck could chuck wood", will this formula be of any use in working out the answer?
WC/W x C = ?
Where WC = woodchuck, W = wood and C = chuck, although obviously the value of WC refers to the woodchuck's desire to chuck wood as opposed to the woodchuck itself.
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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peter_gabriel
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Posted: November 01 2006 at 15:08 |
hola... esta pasado a jugo aca... 
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Vompatti
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Posted: November 01 2006 at 16:42 |
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Dear Cuncuna, I have two questions for you:
1. Why did the chicken cross the road?
2. What's the difference between a frog?
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Scapler
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Posted: November 01 2006 at 16:45 |
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Why do smart people make the stupidest idiots?
Answer that one!
Edited by Scapler - November 01 2006 at 16:46
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Bassists are deadly
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cuncuna
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Posted: November 01 2006 at 18:04 |
Viajero Astral wrote:
Dear cuncuna:I have a problem to determinate what kind of people had the power to read my mind. I mean, there are some who read the other people's mind and those who can read only my mind.
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Hi there. People who read minds is people that likes to read very much. You'll feel a sensation like your head is being held as a newspaper. Also, they might place little yellow notes on your memories. Take care.
Edited by cuncuna - May 18 2007 at 15:43
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cuncuna
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Posted: November 01 2006 at 18:05 |
Atavachron wrote:
I'm afraid to keep a pen in my pocket for fear it will puncture my scrotum... |
Well, just store your scrotum in another place, like the night table.
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ˇBeware of the Bee!
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Tony R
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Posted: November 01 2006 at 18:06 |
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cuncuna
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Posted: November 01 2006 at 18:06 |
B.B Hood wrote:
How does someone become a lion tamer |
Just spent as much hours of the day as possible with a chair and a whiplash in your hands. Lions will come to you eventually.
Edited by cuncuna - November 01 2006 at 18:20
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cuncuna
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Posted: November 01 2006 at 18:08 |
Syzygy wrote:
If you accept the proposition "a woodchuck could chuck wood", will this formula be of any use in working out the answer?
WC/W x C = ?
Where WC = woodchuck, W = wood and C = chuck, although obviously the value of WC refers to the woodchuck's desire to chuck wood as opposed to the woodchuck itself. |
Maybe, I'll try this later in my laboratory and get back to you.
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cuncuna
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Posted: November 01 2006 at 18:08 |
peter_gabriel wrote:
hola... esta pasado a jugo aca...
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Me gusta el jugo. Es un gran placer poder beberse el sabor de algo.
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ˇBeware of the Bee!
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cuncuna
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Posted: November 01 2006 at 18:11 |
Vompatti wrote:
Dear Cuncuna, I have two questions for you:1. Why did the chicken cross the road?2. What's the difference between a frog?
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1.- chicken crossed the road because of the historical chance to be remembered in urban tales such as this.
2.- The difference is that some Ecuatorian frogs must change sex when female frog population is low. So, while the chicken was a pioneer, frogs are martyrs.
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cuncuna
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Posted: November 01 2006 at 18:13 |
Scapler wrote:
Why do smart people make the stupidest idiots?Answer that one!
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Obviously, because idiots are resourceful people. You never know what's going on with them. Idiots are ahead of our times.
And may I add, our disasters of tomorrow is the work of all idiots today. And it is going to be impossible to fix, since we are talking about the work of idiots who are geniuses.
Edited by cuncuna - November 02 2006 at 09:50
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cuncuna
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Posted: November 02 2006 at 21:11 |
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Keep them comming... I have answers for almost anything...
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peter_gabriel
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Posted: November 02 2006 at 21:16 |
am i going to repite the year in school? (repetir) 
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