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Jim Garten
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Topic: Rogues gallery (topic closed, bug) Posted: February 24 2004 at 05:21 |
How's about a rogues gallery - members to upload piccies of themselves, warts 'n' all, so we can picture who we're disagreeing with..........
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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dude
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Posted: February 26 2004 at 08:12 |
MY GOD MAN!!ARN'T OUR CONTRIBUTIONS PUNISHEMENT ENOUGH!!!(still i am curious..........in a manly way of course!!! )
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Peter
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Posted: February 26 2004 at 14:38 |
Jim & Dude: re my appearance, can you picture Brad Pitt?
Good.
Now, can you picture a pimple on Brad Pitt's ar*e?
Good.
That's what I look like, only uglier....
(Sound of hump-backed, club-footed, halitosic, "Coke bottle" twin monocles-wearing, acne-riddled pathetic creature schlumping off to crawl back under his rock...)
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy.
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Jim Garten
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Posted: February 27 2004 at 02:56 |
You know Peter - this is uncanny......
That's exactly how I've always pictured you
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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dude
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Posted: February 27 2004 at 08:08 |
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT TOO(as my hugely muscled arm reaches for the health drink while my pert full breasted 20 year old girlfreind massages my chiseled pecs and comments admirably on my enormous....................)
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Posted: February 29 2004 at 09:03 |
I don't think I want to know what you guys look like. But I would like to know how old you are... I think I'm the youngest person here (17 years old)
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dude
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Posted: February 29 2004 at 09:25 |
JOREN I: AM 36(hang on, i just have to get out of my wheelchair to get something ...and i beleive Alexander is 15 making him a hair younger than you ) hope you dont mind talking to us old farts!!!(OOPS did i say farts, perhaps its "Flatulently Challenged"!!!)
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Jim Garten
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Posted: March 01 2004 at 07:34 |
dude wrote:
JOREN I: AM 36(hang on, i just have to get out of my wheelchair to get something ...and i beleive Alexander is 15 making him a hair younger than you) hope you dont mind talking to us old farts!!!(OOPS did i say farts, perhaps its "Flatulently Challenged"!!!) |
Nah, m'man - I got you beat.....
I be 40!!!
Now, where did I put that viagra?? Ah there it us, just behind my flared denim colostomy bag
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Joren
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Posted: March 01 2004 at 13:08 |
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StarshipTrooper
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: March 01 2004 at 16:13 |
Yo Trooper, I'm right behind ya. I'm a few folicles short of a dozen. Unfortunately, I look bit like these emoticons.
New contest, who's the oldest Progarchives forum member?
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Peter
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Posted: March 01 2004 at 22:45 |
I'm actually 73 years old. (That's 511, in dog years!) I saw Beethoven live!
(My age is in my bio.)
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy.
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Joren
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Posted: March 02 2004 at 03:45 |
You're really 73 years old? Well, no doubt about that, you win!
Well, I looked in your bio and you're 43 years old...
so that makes StarshipTrooper the oldest, I guess
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dude
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Posted: March 02 2004 at 07:54 |
PETER: Big deal!! we all saw Beethoven live, it was a good family movie !!!
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: March 02 2004 at 12:17 |
If RobJ wants tot chip in, I think he's got us all beat. If I'm not mistaken, he changed a few of my soiled diapee's in the day...
He's the coolest codger I know.
Luv ya, Bro.
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Jim Garten
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Posted: March 03 2004 at 03:00 |
Don't jest, Danbo
We're all getting to that special age where a friend to change daipers (or nappies as we call them this side of the pond), may soon be needed again.....
UUUUUURRRGGHH.........
Nurse, the screens - I've wet 'em again
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Peter
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Posted: March 06 2004 at 01:19 |
Crikey, Jim! How did you manage to soil the screens?
In just a few more years, I plan to fake senility for a year or two before I really do lose it, so that I can paw the buxom young "nursie dears" and get away with it....
Edited by Peter Rideout
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy.
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Tauhd Zaļa
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Posted: March 12 2004 at 04:15 |
Hummmm guys
A woman don't like to give her age but as we are here to speak about music I can tell you that I'm 45 years old But I'm not yet fossilised
People who look at me give me between 35 and 38 so I believe that
kisses brothers and sons
Edited by Tauhd Zaļa
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The State Of Grace Is Achieved
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: March 12 2004 at 21:36 |
How come I get a lump in my throat when I read Tauhd's posts?
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Tauhd Zaļa
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Posted: March 13 2004 at 04:38 |
What do you mean Boris ?
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