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Asyte2c00 ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: January 15 2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 2099 |
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Enjoyment OR Affluence
???
the choice is yours
(if you cannot have both) Edited by Asyte2c00 - September 13 2006 at 21:03 |
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Leningrad ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: August 15 2006 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 7991 |
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Haven't had a girlfriend. I don't actually talk to girls often. Besides, all of them (almost) wear tight, revealing clothes, and date potsmoking skaters in grade 12. I'm not extremely popular (well, I post here
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Bern ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() VIP Member Joined: September 22 2005 Location: Québec Status: Offline Points: 11746 |
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Just talk to girls and be nice. You don't actually have to "make a move" to start the machine. It will eventually all get together. ![]() |
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![]() ![]() RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
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darkshade ![]() Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: November 19 2005 Location: New Jersey Status: Offline Points: 10964 |
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for all you guys, this line works the best "You be a woman. I'll be a man. That's all"
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JJLehto ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() Joined: April 05 2006 Location: Tallahassee, FL Status: Offline Points: 34550 |
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Another thread about this?
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Tony R ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: July 16 2004 Location: UK Status: Offline Points: 11979 |
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especially works in same sex relationaships... ![]() |
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VanderGraafKommandöh ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: July 04 2005 Location: Malaria Status: Offline Points: 89372 |
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I find women approaching you is always the easiest.
This is a bit of a lame idea and not one I've tried personally, but carry a lighter around with you. Girls always ask for a light. Having said that, I'd rather be with a non-smoker myself. |
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Tony R ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: July 16 2004 Location: UK Status: Offline Points: 11979 |
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Wow,that must really get them panting! ![]() In your case I suggest you carry a sign for the toilets round with you,they are far more likely to ask you that... ![]() |
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VanderGraafKommandöh ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: July 04 2005 Location: Malaria Status: Offline Points: 89372 |
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Tony, it's a way of striking up conversation, that's all.
![]() I guess a Rush t-shirt would have the same affect as the "toilet this way" sign? ![]() |
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Tony R ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: July 16 2004 Location: UK Status: Offline Points: 11979 |
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Girl:Have you got a light please? Geck:Yes certainly,I dont smoke myself but I like to keep one handy and might I say what a beautiful blouse you are wearing tonight. Where's she gone? |
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VanderGraafKommandöh ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: July 04 2005 Location: Malaria Status: Offline Points: 89372 |
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Blouse? When did you last see a lass wearing a blouse, Tony?
![]() Bird (popular Bolton term for a girl): Hey sweety, do you have a light? Tony: sorry love, no, Geddy Lee tells me not too, it's bad for my girly voice. Bird: who? Tony: Geddy Lee... singer and bass player of Rush? Bird: *shakes head* who? Tony: Oh forget it! Phwoar!!!! What a nice pair of Bristols under that blouse! Bird: Erm, I... erm... have to go, sorry... ![]() Edited by Geck0 - September 13 2006 at 21:50 |
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Tony R ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: July 16 2004 Location: UK Status: Offline Points: 11979 |
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Several ways to answer that Gecko ![]() http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/articles/b/bottom_7770880.shtml ![]() |
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VanderGraafKommandöh ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: July 04 2005 Location: Malaria Status: Offline Points: 89372 |
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Ah, what a classic show Bottom was! Never as good as The Young Ones though.
I don't actually use chat up lines and never will do. I am just myself (which is maybe where I'm going wrong...). |
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heyitsthatguy ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: April 17 2006 Location: Washington Hgts Status: Offline Points: 10094 |
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To be honest, at this point, I'm almost terrified to talk to a girl....the last time I built up the courage for anything similar....well, look at my previous posts here
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VanderGraafKommandöh ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: July 04 2005 Location: Malaria Status: Offline Points: 89372 |
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Have you tried the blow up doll variety?
![]() But whatever you do, don't watch the film Wilt... or read the book either. |
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Tony R ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: July 16 2004 Location: UK Status: Offline Points: 11979 |
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The point is that any relationship is a leap into the unknown. If you visit the well enough times you might just get to.....(thinks..carry the water home,do the dishes,spend hours in supermarkets,not speak for a week everytime you go for a booze up with your mates,learn that aspirins and paracetemol dont always cure headaches....).....leap in and drown! ![]() Oh and alimony (or maintenance as it is called here in the UK)... ![]() Edited by Tony R - September 13 2006 at 22:05 |
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Australian ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: June 13 2006 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 3278 |
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To be honest I've never tried to be "cool" with the chicks, and will not for some time.
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moreitsythanyou ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() VIP Member Joined: April 23 2006 Location: NYC Status: Offline Points: 11682 |
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I seriously don't care about girls all too much. I mean, never to the point where I'd want to ask anyone out. There was this period where me and (certain other person in forum) liked the same girl and both of us were too polite to ask her out at the risk of abandoning eachother, not like we would have done it anyway. Anyways, since I'm relatively new to my district (or at least it feels like it) I'm focusing more on making friends than dating them.
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heyitsthatguy ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: April 17 2006 Location: Washington Hgts Status: Offline Points: 10094 |
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You'd date me? ![]() |
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moreitsythanyou ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() VIP Member Joined: April 23 2006 Location: NYC Status: Offline Points: 11682 |
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Lol, misinterpretation
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