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Asyte2c00
Forum Senior Member Joined: January 15 2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 2099 |
Posted: September 13 2006 at 21:03 | |
Enjoyment OR Affluence
???
the choice is yours
(if you cannot have both) Edited by Asyte2c00 - September 13 2006 at 21:03 |
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Leningrad
Forum Senior Member Joined: August 15 2006 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 7991 |
Posted: September 13 2006 at 21:17 | |
Haven't had a girlfriend. I don't actually talk to girls often. Besides, all of them (almost) wear tight, revealing clothes, and date potsmoking skaters in grade 12. I'm not extremely popular (well, I post here ) so I probably won't get one anytime soon. What's the best way to make a move without looking sleazy?
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Bern
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: September 22 2005 Location: Québec Status: Offline Points: 11746 |
Posted: September 13 2006 at 21:20 | |
Just talk to girls and be nice. You don't actually have to "make a move" to start the machine. It will eventually all get together. |
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RIP in bossa nova heaven. |
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darkshade
Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: November 19 2005 Location: New Jersey Status: Offline Points: 10964 |
Posted: September 13 2006 at 21:25 | |
for all you guys, this line works the best "You be a woman. I'll be a man. That's all"
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JJLehto
Prog Reviewer Joined: April 05 2006 Location: Tallahassee, FL Status: Offline Points: 34550 |
Posted: September 13 2006 at 21:30 | |
Another thread about this?
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Tony R
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: July 16 2004 Location: UK Status: Offline Points: 11979 |
Posted: September 13 2006 at 21:31 | |
especially works in same sex relationaships... |
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VanderGraafKommandöh
Prog Reviewer Joined: July 04 2005 Location: Malaria Status: Offline Points: 89372 |
Posted: September 13 2006 at 21:31 | |
I find women approaching you is always the easiest.
This is a bit of a lame idea and not one I've tried personally, but carry a lighter around with you. Girls always ask for a light. Having said that, I'd rather be with a non-smoker myself. |
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Tony R
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: July 16 2004 Location: UK Status: Offline Points: 11979 |
Posted: September 13 2006 at 21:35 | |
Wow,that must really get them panting! In your case I suggest you carry a sign for the toilets round with you,they are far more likely to ask you that... |
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VanderGraafKommandöh
Prog Reviewer Joined: July 04 2005 Location: Malaria Status: Offline Points: 89372 |
Posted: September 13 2006 at 21:37 | |
Tony, it's a way of striking up conversation, that's all.
I guess a Rush t-shirt would have the same affect as the "toilet this way" sign? |
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Tony R
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: July 16 2004 Location: UK Status: Offline Points: 11979 |
Posted: September 13 2006 at 21:41 | |
Girl:Have you got a light please? Geck:Yes certainly,I dont smoke myself but I like to keep one handy and might I say what a beautiful blouse you are wearing tonight. Where's she gone? |
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VanderGraafKommandöh
Prog Reviewer Joined: July 04 2005 Location: Malaria Status: Offline Points: 89372 |
Posted: September 13 2006 at 21:49 | |
Blouse? When did you last see a lass wearing a blouse, Tony?
Bird (popular Bolton term for a girl): Hey sweety, do you have a light? Tony: sorry love, no, Geddy Lee tells me not too, it's bad for my girly voice. Bird: who? Tony: Geddy Lee... singer and bass player of Rush? Bird: *shakes head* who? Tony: Oh forget it! Phwoar!!!! What a nice pair of Bristols under that blouse! Bird: Erm, I... erm... have to go, sorry... Edited by Geck0 - September 13 2006 at 21:50 |
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Tony R
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: July 16 2004 Location: UK Status: Offline Points: 11979 |
Posted: September 13 2006 at 21:52 | |
Several ways to answer that Gecko )but ultimately you are obviously not familiar with the tried and trusted chat up lines of one Ritchie Richard,whom you remind me of: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/articles/b/bottom_7770880.shtml |
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VanderGraafKommandöh
Prog Reviewer Joined: July 04 2005 Location: Malaria Status: Offline Points: 89372 |
Posted: September 13 2006 at 21:57 | |
Ah, what a classic show Bottom was! Never as good as The Young Ones though.
I don't actually use chat up lines and never will do. I am just myself (which is maybe where I'm going wrong...). |
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heyitsthatguy
Forum Senior Member Joined: April 17 2006 Location: Washington Hgts Status: Offline Points: 10094 |
Posted: September 13 2006 at 21:59 | |
To be honest, at this point, I'm almost terrified to talk to a girl....the last time I built up the courage for anything similar....well, look at my previous posts here
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VanderGraafKommandöh
Prog Reviewer Joined: July 04 2005 Location: Malaria Status: Offline Points: 89372 |
Posted: September 13 2006 at 22:02 | |
Have you tried the blow up doll variety?
But whatever you do, don't watch the film Wilt... or read the book either. |
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Tony R
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: July 16 2004 Location: UK Status: Offline Points: 11979 |
Posted: September 13 2006 at 22:04 | |
The point is that any relationship is a leap into the unknown. If you visit the well enough times you might just get to.....(thinks..carry the water home,do the dishes,spend hours in supermarkets,not speak for a week everytime you go for a booze up with your mates,learn that aspirins and paracetemol dont always cure headaches....).....leap in and drown! Oh and alimony (or maintenance as it is called here in the UK)... Edited by Tony R - September 13 2006 at 22:05 |
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Australian
Prog Reviewer Joined: June 13 2006 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 3278 |
Posted: September 13 2006 at 22:24 | |
To be honest I've never tried to be "cool" with the chicks, and will not for some time.
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moreitsythanyou
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: April 23 2006 Location: NYC Status: Offline Points: 11682 |
Posted: September 13 2006 at 22:58 | |
I seriously don't care about girls all too much. I mean, never to the point where I'd want to ask anyone out. There was this period where me and (certain other person in forum) liked the same girl and both of us were too polite to ask her out at the risk of abandoning eachother, not like we would have done it anyway. Anyways, since I'm relatively new to my district (or at least it feels like it) I'm focusing more on making friends than dating them.
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<font color=white>butts, lol[/COLOR]
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heyitsthatguy
Forum Senior Member Joined: April 17 2006 Location: Washington Hgts Status: Offline Points: 10094 |
Posted: September 13 2006 at 23:10 | |
You'd date me? |
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moreitsythanyou
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: April 23 2006 Location: NYC Status: Offline Points: 11682 |
Posted: September 13 2006 at 23:12 | |
Lol, misinterpretation
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<font color=white>butts, lol[/COLOR]
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