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mystic fred 
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 Posted: August 08 2006 at 08:17 |
Cat Heaven
A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, "You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking."
The cat thought for a minute and then said, "All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on."
God said, "Say no more." Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.
A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat.
The mice said, "Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again."
God answered, "It is done." All the mice had beautiful little roller skates.
About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow. God gently awakened the cat and asked, "Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?"
The cat replied, "Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!"
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oliverstoned
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Raff
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Posted: August 08 2006 at 09:16 |
That's priceless, Fred!  
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darksinger
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Posted: August 08 2006 at 09:54 |
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crimson thing
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Posted: August 08 2006 at 10:00 |
This is Socks, and he'd like to order some of Fred's "meals on wheels":
His hobbies are distributing underwear all over the house & also acts as a courier for mice & voles who want to take holidays in our lounge....
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"Every man over forty is a scoundrel." GBS 
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darksinger
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Posted: August 08 2006 at 10:04 |
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socks looks like this stray who wanders around here that one of the neighbors named "poodle"
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Open-Mind
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Posted: August 08 2006 at 10:07 |
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Cat
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"I'm on a roll, I'm on a roll this time, I feel my luck could change.. "
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Philéas
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Posted: August 08 2006 at 11:22 |
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Man would be my favourite animal at first thought, but then I remeber
all the evil humans there have been and still are around the world. My
favourite animal would be fish (any kind). Although the koi carp is in
the list, I voted for other, since one species isn't enough to
represent all kinds of fish there are. The koi carp is hardly my
favourite fish anyway.
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cuncuna
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Posted: August 08 2006 at 11:35 |
 Jim Garten wrote:
Cats, cats, cats - always cats!
Our late lamented Dweezil (now sadly hunting in the clouds with our other companions from the past, Frank, Diva & Moon):
One of the current two we share our lives with - Baggins (now a huge, bruising moggy of a cat - utterly daft, utterly dim & very heavy if he lands on your cods when you're asleep ):
So far, no photos in my phtotbucket album of our other cat, the diminutive, but very vocal Tosca.
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Those two are simply beautiful. My Cat is now 12 years old; I try not to think in that moment, but I'll be facing it very soon. Off course, she has had a great, comfortable life, but is the first one that hasn't had a tragic death on this house, and I'm so used to hear her asking for things with disctintive "Miaus" (Latin American cat, she can't say meow, here it's "miau", and "Remiau" for the other sound) and looks...
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¡Beware of the Bee!
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TheProgtologist
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I have always liked cats and big cats.I have tattoos of a black panther,a lion and a Bengal tiger.
So...Tigers get my vote.
Edited by TheProgtologist - August 08 2006 at 11:59
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Fassbinder
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Posted: August 08 2006 at 18:14 |
When I said I don't bear cats I meant home (or how do you call them? - domestical?) cats. I do like, however, big cats (except for a lion): a jaguar, a leppard, a lynx, a caracal (lynx's younger brother, lives in Kazakhstan), and, especially, a tiger (not a Bengal tiger but an Ussurian one, that who has almost disappeared from the Earth  ).
And fennec... it has beautiful ears...
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Bj-1
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Posted: August 08 2006 at 19:42 |
Cat's and Walruses 
Edited by Bj-1 - August 08 2006 at 19:42
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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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maani
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Posted: August 08 2006 at 23:44 |
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Three-toed sloths!!
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BaldFriede
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Posted: August 09 2006 at 01:25 |
maani wrote:
Three-toed sloths!! |
I'm a five-toed sloth myself.
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 BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue.
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peppino
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Posted: August 09 2006 at 01:30 |
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I choose man's best friend.
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(insert insightful statement here)
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Fassbinder
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Posted: August 09 2006 at 09:41 |
peppino wrote:
I choose man's best friend. |
Who's that?
Homo homini lupus est...  (I don't share these thoughts...)
Anyway, both canis and lupus are united in this poll...
Edited by Fassbinder - August 09 2006 at 09:42
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Jim Garten
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Posted: August 09 2006 at 12:27 |
crimson thing wrote:
This is Socks, and he'd like to order some of Fred's "meals on wheels":
His hobbies are distributing underwear all over the house & also acts as a courier for mice & voles who want to take holidays in our lounge.... |
Looks like a beauty - and curiously enough shares his hobbies with my two 
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oliverstoned
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Posted: August 09 2006 at 12:32 |
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Moogtron III
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Posted: August 09 2006 at 12:43 |
Rabbits (the domesticated ones  ). I also like dolphins, kantjils, agoutis and cangaroos / wallabies. And cats.
Edited by Moogtron III - August 09 2006 at 12:44
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DarioIndjic
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Posted: August 09 2006 at 23:56 |
Wolf for the caracter
Horse for the beauty
Dog for the innocence
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Ars longa , vita brevis
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