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Peter ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 31 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 9669 |
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It's the "next time!" (Please see above.)
![]() I believe that is enough of our selfish thread hijacking for the nonce, little lizard!
![]() (Can you not see that you are obviously hopelessly outclassed in matters grammatical and pedantic, and ever doomed to fall in ignominious defeat? Get out while you still have even the smallest shred of dignity to cling to, son!)
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Peter ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 31 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 9669 |
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
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VanderGraafKommandöh ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: July 04 2005 Location: Malaria Status: Offline Points: 89372 |
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Oh but Peter, I won't give up; because one learns from their mistakes, dear fellow!
Oh and dad, I'm not your son! I am not hopelessly outclassed - that is just your ego working overtime - but I am, however, slightly outclassed. Oh oh oh, you have a comma before an "and," that's old hat, old chap! Yes, for a 19th century writer, a comma before an "and" was used, however today, well... they're not used as much any more. An "and" is a conjunction in its own right, so a comma is defunct (in the majority of cases). So, therefore, do be consistent and either use commas before "and" or none at all. But I see you are correct to use it, if your sentence after the "and," was an afterthought. So you don't have to re-write it, however I wouldn't write too many "loose sentences". The same also applies for a comma before "but." ![]() Edited by Geck0 - June 06 2006 at 17:43 |
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AtLossForWords ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: October 11 2005 Status: Offline Points: 6699 |
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Maybe I should retitle this thread "criticize the gramatical errors of other members".
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VanderGraafKommandöh ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: July 04 2005 Location: Malaria Status: Offline Points: 89372 |
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Good idea Tlossy!
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Mikerinos ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: August 11 2005 Location: Planet Gong Status: Offline Points: 8890 |
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Brilliant post! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
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Cygnus X-2 ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: December 24 2004 Location: Bucketheadland Status: Offline Points: 21342 |
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What post?
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Peter ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 31 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 9669 |
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As with "mom," "mother," "father," and so on, when the pronoun "dad" is used as a name substitute (as you did) it should be capitalized, but not when it is merely generic. Thus we get: "Mom, is Dad home?" and "I'm going home to kill my dad."
The use here of "son" is not literal, but informal and conversational. Rather than the usual familial relationship, the word here serves to indicate a significant disparity in ages, as well, perhaps, as a modicum of (grudging) affection.
Pronoun agreement: "one" is singular, but "their" is plural. You could have used "one" and "his" (but to be non-sexist, "his or her" would be better), or "I" and "my," etc.
You are technically correct, but a comma in front of "and" is optional in such cases as above. Granted, it does not belong in a short list, as such: "I like rock, prog and jazz." It can be used, however, when the sentence continues for a "significant" length (this length is unspecified) past the "and," as in: "I started up my bike, and then went for a nice, long ride on one of the many dirt roads in my area."
No such sweeping choice is needed (see above). The comma can still provide a wanted pause, and/or enhance clarity.
![]() ![]() Anyway, let's stop this, okay? I'm bored with it (as, I'm sure, are others), and I'm not at work now!
![]() It's time to go make some homemade "mac & cheese," feed my kids, then go for another ride!
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VanderGraafKommandöh ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: July 04 2005 Location: Malaria Status: Offline Points: 89372 |
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Not a problem, that's fine by me. I only missed the one punctuation error. "P.S." isn't Internet shorthand, but of course, "TTYL" is. I do not particularly like to use Internet "shorthand" anyhow. Indeed, enough of this tomfoolery! Kids! Kids! They're children, Peter, not kids! Anyhow... have a fun and interesting evening talking about me to your family! ![]() P.S. I was always taught to use a double space after a full stop; neither way is incorrect, however the single space seems to be the modern and accepted way. Edited by Geck0 - June 06 2006 at 19:56 |
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Peter ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 31 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 9669 |
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No, I actually raise goats (and they eat very well)!
![]() My son and daughter, however, are out defecating on the lawn, and eating my wife's flowers and decorative shrubs.... (I spoil them, I admit!
![]() No, I won't talk about you to my family. When I mention students at all, I only use the total losers or obvious winners to serve as my object lessons.
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AtLossForWords ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: October 11 2005 Status: Offline Points: 6699 |
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Can we stop the grammar critique here. This is the thread to post nominations for post of the year, not post nominations for worst usage.
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VanderGraafKommandöh ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: July 04 2005 Location: Malaria Status: Offline Points: 89372 |
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We're done, Tlossy.
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AtLossForWords ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: October 11 2005 Status: Offline Points: 6699 |
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I'll see if that's true when Rideout comes back.
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Cygnus X-2 ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: December 24 2004 Location: Bucketheadland Status: Offline Points: 21342 |
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Still don't know what post you're talking about, Blue!
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The Miracle ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() Joined: May 29 2005 Location: hell Status: Offline Points: 28427 |
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The previous James-Peter exchange is the most
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Peter ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 31 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 9669 |
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Indeed!
![]() ![]() ![]() Back on topic, I nominate, of course, my ol' forum comrade Major-General (Ret) Jimberly Piccolo Thunderbutt-VonGarten VI (Mrs) for post of the year.
Go ahead -- pick just about any one: he's had some right crackers, and has a great, self-deprecating (and that's as well!) sense of humour.
![]() As an unexpected bonus, he speaks rather good English (for a chain-smoking, wheezing, dancing English transexual), and knows how to flounce a feather boa with rare, nay -- inimitable -- elan.
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![]() Now, can someone please find something funny he posted? (I'm too
![]() ![]() ![]() I mean funny on purpose! ![]() Edited by Peter Rideout - June 06 2006 at 23:38 |
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AtLossForWords ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: October 11 2005 Status: Offline Points: 6699 |
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People will be searching the forum for weeks...
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VanderGraafKommandöh ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: July 04 2005 Location: Malaria Status: Offline Points: 89372 |
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Tlossy, sorry to bring this up...
Peter, you are correct in what you say, re: punctuation always goes inside the quotation marks. However, being that I am British, we actually use a different system. We always put our punctuation after the quotation marks. e.g. "the cat sat on the mat," is American English, whilst "the cat sat on the mat", is British English. The exception to this, of course, is if the quote in question is quoting a reference which includes punctuation. So, therefore, I am correct with my punctuation usage and I shall stick to this method. This thread can now be used for its proper purpose. |
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Jim Garten ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
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^
^ ^ Peter - Gosh, such praise ![]() Jeez, one grammar pedant was bad enough; at least he's senile, older than me and several thousand miles away, but two? This new'un is a mere slip of a lad, with a beard which makes mine look like a scraggy mirkin, and he lives a mere 100 miles away from me... I shall need to be careful. Incidentally, Geck0 - after that exchange with Peter, I shall no longer check your posts for spelling errors; you don't scare me, I just don't understand what you say, and I was always told not to enter a battle of wits if you're unarmed ![]() |
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