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Ivan_Melgar_M
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: April 27 2004 Location: Peru Status: Offline Points: 19535 |
Posted: May 16 2006 at 01:41 | |
^^^^ I agree.
Perú is a Catholic country (Near 90% despite the Evangelist and Mormon's efforts) so many preople placed a sign in their cars that said:
"I'm Catholic, in case of accident please call a priest"
I'm a Catholic also, but if you ask me I choose to live so I made a sticker (My brother in law designed this stickers) that said:
"I'm Catholic but in case of accident please call a doctor before you search for a priest"
Iván
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Jim Garten
Special Collaborator Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
Posted: May 16 2006 at 03:28 | |
Oh God Oh God Oh God - for me, it isn't the shows themselves which raise the already dangerously high blood pressure (and I must at this point admit to being a big fan of the first 2 series of "League Of Gentlemen" - but not series 3, and especially not the appalling film version), what does it for me, is their insistence on taking sketch shows "on the road". The Python team pioneered the TV series live show spinoff in the 1970s, and you had the same problem then, as now... the audience! Approximately 10% of the audience just love the material & want to see something different done with it, but the other 90% is invariably made up with sad s who laugh and cheer loudly at the following points: 1 - The appearance of a recognised character... EVERY recognised character, no matter how insignificant. 2 - Hearing the first line of a favorite sketch; no, scratch that... the first line of EVERY sketch, no matter how unfunny the line. 3 - Hearing a "catchphrase"... every time they hear the catchphrase. In addition to the above, there will always be a proportion of the audience who like to dress up as their favorite character - Why? We know how the characters dress (we certainly know they do it better than you, you sad little sociology student, you), and I don't believe the characters stand around with a self satisfied little grin as if to say "look everyone, aren't I hilarious"; these are usually the kind of people who after 2 pints of cider in the university bar describe themselves as being "completely mad", a phrase which invariably translates as sad, shallow and definitely single. Sorry - got a bit sidetracked there - what I mean to say is TV show funny? Great. Keep it on the TV. |
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Blacksword
Prog Reviewer Joined: June 22 2004 Location: England Status: Offline Points: 16130 |
Posted: May 16 2006 at 05:47 | |
I hate seeing any kind of car sticker, but these ones really wind me up. It's not that I advocate crashing into cars with babies in them, but honestly, think about what this sticker is saying.. People who drive like tw&ts endanering their own life, and those in the car with them, are of a particular specific mindset. They have sh!t for brains and not a single iota of respect for their own well being, why on Earth is anyone so naieve to think think that these people will give two flying sh!ts about someone eles baby. These f**kwits will have a crash, kill an entire family and THEN cry about it afterwards. They are not equipped with the mental skills to relate action to consequence before the event... etc etc... aaaarrggghhhh Other stickers on cars just get on my t!ts. I hate 'funny' stickers, designed to make people think the driver is some kind of lovable, good humoured, slightly mad character who you'd love to meet a party, when infact he's probably a complete w&nker, with a deeply rooted inferioty complex, due to a complex and loveless relationshiop with his mother. It's the 'need to be noticed' complex; the need to stand out from, all the lemmings in their metal boxes on the M25 - apart from all the other ones with tw&tty stickers on their cars, of course. While, I'm at it, I'd like to talk about the effect football has on peoples intelligence. I've nothing against the great game, but whenever the world cup or a Euopean tournament looms, the average Englishmen turns into a retarded, knuckle dragging idiot, whose voice suddenly takes on the characteristics of your average thug; not a persona they would normally be proud of. It's the only time in their fat, track suit wearing, chavvy little lives, they ever show any emotion. They celebrate victory by getting drunk and causing a public nuisance, and they commiserate loss by crying into their Lager...and then getting drunk and causing a public nuisance. They cover their houses in England flags, not to show their support for our boys, as they claim..oh no, but to show a) how 'mad' and 'up for it' they are. and b) to draw attention to themselves, hoping that passers by will think 'Wow, look at that house. That guy must really love his footy. I bet he's a real 'salt of the Earth' type who does abit of this and abit of that, but basically loves his old mam!' (See 'Need to be noticed complex' as described earlier in post) Frankly, I'll be glad when it's all over... Edited by Blacksword - May 16 2006 at 05:47 |
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Wilcey
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: August 11 2005 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 2696 |
Posted: May 16 2006 at 05:57 | |
Hafta agree there Blacksword..........I was pootling home from the shooops on Saturday, and got cut up on a round-a-bout by one of the above mentioned.....only he had those stupid freakin flags sticking up from his rear windows............flapping away, he got so close, that I swear if i didn't push my visor down quick smart he woulda had my eye out.............and THEN the t*sser cut me up and I nearly had to ride up on the nicely planted roundabout!
oh.........but he's got his flags, and supporting the boys is FAR more important than not attempting to kill me on a roundabout! GRRRRRRRRRR Wow! Ilike the ranting room.........I feel SO much better for that! |
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Blacksword
Prog Reviewer Joined: June 22 2004 Location: England Status: Offline Points: 16130 |
Posted: May 16 2006 at 06:13 | |
It's a failing on their part that when football is on their radar, they are incapable of thinking of anything else, other than the great time they are going to have getting p!ssed...watching football. |
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Jim Garten
Special Collaborator Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
Posted: May 16 2006 at 07:33 | |
Blackie! I thought I was the only one.... You've no idea how good your post makes me feel... I think I need a hug... |
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Jim Garten
Special Collaborator Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
Posted: May 16 2006 at 07:39 | |
Five pages of posts in three & a half days - I think this little thread of mine is serving a useful purpose on PA*
Keep those posts a-comin' people - it's good for you; let it all out, tell us what you think, let them know exactly how you feel... you know you want to * Before any smartarse points it out, yes, I know most of the rants are mine; I'm no more or less tolerant than anyone else, I am merely leading by example |
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Blacksword
Prog Reviewer Joined: June 22 2004 Location: England Status: Offline Points: 16130 |
Posted: May 16 2006 at 07:45 | |
I'm delighted to have made your day, Jim.. ..and dont you just hate the way you are made to feel bad about having this view? My mates tell me it's just a bit of fun, and I shouldn't be such a snob. Fun, my arse! |
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sleeper
Prog Reviewer Joined: October 09 2005 Location: Entropia Status: Offline Points: 16449 |
Posted: May 16 2006 at 07:48 | |
I'm glad we've got this thread, it probably wont be long before I find something else to rant about myself, probably to do with exams it being the end of May. |
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Jim Garten
Special Collaborator Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
Posted: May 16 2006 at 07:57 | |
That's if you're allowed to get a word in edgeways the day after a soccer match ; I like the people I work with a great deal but there are times (usually on a Monday or Thursday) where I may as well come into work naked with a llama strapped to my head for all the notice a recognised "non-football-person" is given... ...that is until they've finished talking about the latest exploits of a bunch of overpaid, undereducated, narcissistic, underworked, celebrity-obsessed morons, whose idea of a fashion statement (to be taken seriously by the knuckle dragging hordes, of course) is to change their haircut again, thereby ensuring coverage by those pathetic lowest common denominator feeding magazines who follow their every insignificant step and word as if they were reporting the second coming of Christ! ...sorry, what was the question again? |
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Blacksword
Prog Reviewer Joined: June 22 2004 Location: England Status: Offline Points: 16130 |
Posted: May 16 2006 at 08:32 | |
You're on form today, Jim! I think it's the armchair post match analysis that amuses me the most, or rather the barside post mortems of a match. Now, I've been to many football matches, I'm no fanatic, but I've no problem with football. I just cant stand all the manly bullsh!t that goes with it. I'm reminded of the Fast Show sketch with the group of three men standing in a pub, and there's one who agrees with both of the others opposing views becasue he has nothing of his own to add, and wants to fit in. That could easily have been me! Thankfully it wasn't. TV coverage of any match irritates me to hell! It's the inane tunnel interviews with the sweaty players, along the lines of: "Yeah, thats right, what can I say. We had a good first half, but you know, it's like, at the end of the day, when all is said and done it's about scoring goals, it's about putting balls in the back of the net, you know what I mean. If you cant do that you may as well stay at home" No sh!t Sherlock. That £200,000 you earn a week is well deserved is it not! |
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Syzygy
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: December 16 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 7003 |
Posted: May 16 2006 at 10:42 | |
'Well it's a game of two halves, and at the end of 90 minutes whoever's scored the most goals is the winner.'
The really irritating thing is smug, over educated gits like Frank Skinner and David Baddiel pretending to be ordinary football fans despite their PhD's in English Literature just so that they can help to sell football to the middle classes. I don't doubt their sincerity as supporters, it's just the mockney accents and oleaginous attempts to ingratiate themselves which get up my nose.
And while I'm on the subject, how come sad gits who fly the England flag for our national football team, which actually includes black players, are thought of as racist hooligans, while the sad Daily Mail reading little Englanders who wave the flag to support Tim 'quarter final? Time to go home' Henman and other English tennis no-hopers, and our rugby team, both of which are represented exclusively by middle class white people, are somehow seen as bastions of progressive, liberal thinking in comparison?
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Sean Trane
Special Collaborator Prog Folk Joined: April 29 2004 Location: Heart of Europe Status: Offline Points: 20252 |
Posted: May 16 2006 at 11:20 | |
Yup!!!!!! Football types are aggravating , but what really starts to get to my nerves is that in the last few years , women have started to talk of football (most of them just to try to butt in the stupid conversation) as if this would make them intelligent or even get treated better or worse yet , the think they become the man's equal. (I really condemn woman boxing also)
I certainly disagree that a woman, on the count of equality, would/should have to stoop so low as to become a football mentalhead (the ones whose only interest is football) in order to think of them as equal
A superb looking Italian demoiselle just starting out at the research institute I work for sent me signals early this year, so we ended up in the restaurant but after some 15 minutes , she had it all wrong: I could've dealt with the heavy smoking, but the constant fidgeting with her cell phone while at the dinner table and worse !!!!!!! >> sending to ex-colleagues SMS about Inter Milan's latest scores etc.......... As soon as dinner was over, I went home alone feeling great, but could not help pity this woman. The next day, she almost asked me if I was gay, to which I gave her two of the three reasons why I left
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let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter keep our sand-castle virtues content to be a doer as well as a thinker, prefer lifting our pen rather than un-sheath our sword |
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Blacksword
Prog Reviewer Joined: June 22 2004 Location: England Status: Offline Points: 16130 |
Posted: May 16 2006 at 12:26 | |
Sean
I couldn't agree more about girls who try to be football louts. Our local pubs are full of these ghastly creatures, who think the best way to be equal to men is to act like them, in the worst possible way. It ties in with ever increasing thuggish behavior among women, girl gangs etc. Do I blame parents? Partly, but they are not really responsible for the huge cultural changes. I blame the Spice Girls..oh and Phil Collins..well, why not..? |
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sleeper
Prog Reviewer Joined: October 09 2005 Location: Entropia Status: Offline Points: 16449 |
Posted: May 16 2006 at 15:14 | |
Fire Alarms.
Or to be specific the fire alarms here in my hall of residence, there stupidly sensetive. They will be set off by steam, smoke from weed and Lynx (I kid you not). Whats more it seems that some of the students staying here took more than 3 months to get the hang of closeing their shower doors when in use, I dont want to stand around outside in the middle of winter becasue someone cant close their shower door. Over the last four weeks however the alarms seem to have decided that they are going to go off at 3 in the bloody morning, and its happened once every week so far since I returned from Easter. Worst of all an alarm interupted my viewing of Top Gear this Sunday gone, that time they went to far. |
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crimson thing
Forum Senior Member Joined: April 28 2006 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 848 |
Posted: May 16 2006 at 16:08 | |
Halls of residence seem to have changed a bit. In my day, cold showers never ran the risk of setting off fire alarms. Have students turned soft ?
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VanderGraafKommandöh
Prog Reviewer Joined: July 04 2005 Location: Malaria Status: Offline Points: 89372 |
Posted: May 16 2006 at 19:16 | |
Bravo guys and girl, very well said!
Football generally annoys me, I used to be a fan, but now, I cannot be bothered with it, it's pointless (well, pointless at professional level anyhow). Oh, I know what annoys me and maybe this just happens to me... Two of my mates (but one in particular), both being female, when getting in my car in the passenger seat, immediately have to start playing with my 6-CD player, to try and find something they like. I've had to put in their own CDs before now, because my prog music is just too much for them! Having said that, one of them did borrow my Coheed and Cambria CD. She's welcome to it, because I really do not like it all that much! They're the same with Sky/Cable. All they do is endlessly flick channels finding music they like (normally Blink 182 or Green Day - don't get me started on them!) and when they do find something they like (like what I mention above), they get so far in and get bored of it and then... yes, they start flicking through again. The thing is, myself and my male friend don't want to listen to that kind of music, but we cannot get our say. It annoys me having to listen to Hip-hop or Rap on occasions. I think, quite possibly, women have the worst music taste in the world (not all of them of course). *that feels better* Edited by Geck0 - May 16 2006 at 19:33 |
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sleeper
Prog Reviewer Joined: October 09 2005 Location: Entropia Status: Offline Points: 16449 |
Posted: May 16 2006 at 19:23 | |
The showers now are quite tempermental, one morning their stone cold, the next there too hot to stand under without loosing a couple layer's of skin, and then there are some mornings were they do both within seconds. |
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Ivan_Melgar_M
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: April 27 2004 Location: Peru Status: Offline Points: 19535 |
Posted: May 16 2006 at 21:17 | |
Another one:
A$$holes who leave their ultra sensitive house alarms on when go out for weekend.
Last month the alarm of the house next door sounded for 15 hours, police couldn't don anything, one person (Don't know who he/she was and even if I knew i wouldn't talk) from some house around shoot the alarm horn around 10 PM (I wasn't because a wall doesn't give me range enough to shoot, but I would probably have done it if I could).
The w@nker came home after three days and made a scandal, not even the police department (who tried to shut the electricity but the f**king alarm had a several hours battery) said a word.
Last thing I knew is that the council made him pay money for sound contamination.
Iván
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stonebeard
Forum Senior Member Joined: May 27 2005 Location: NE Indiana Status: Offline Points: 28057 |
Posted: May 16 2006 at 21:34 | |
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