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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 19 2004 at 20:41

Good Morning Starshine... from the musical Hair... as performed by Oliver...

I've got the 45...



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 20 2004 at 01:32

 Too Funny 

Originally posted by maani maani wrote:

"Gliddy gloop gloopy, nibby nabby noopy, la la la lo lo.  Sabba sibby sabba, nooby abba nabba, le le lo lo.  Tooby ooby walla, nooby abba nabba..."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 20 2004 at 01:40

That makes me think of this;

Way down in the Congoland
Lived a happy chimpanzee.
She loved a monkey with long tail
(Lordy, how she loved him!)
Each night he would find her there,
Swinging in the coconut tree,
And the monkey gay,
At the break of day,
Loved to hear his Chimpie say:

"Aba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,"
Said the Chimpie to the Monk,
"Baba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,"
Said the Monkey to the Chimp.
All night long they'd chatter away,
All day long they were happy and gay,
Swinging and singing in their honky-tonky way.
"Aba, daba, daba, daba, daba, daba, dab,"
Means "Monk, I love but you."
"Baba, daba, dab," in monkey talk
Means "Chimp, I love you, too."
Then the big baboon one night in June,
He married them and very soon,
They went upon their aba, daba honeymoon.

I don't know about you, but those lyrics give me the screaming ab-dabs

 



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 20 2004 at 10:41

How about this one:

 

i have a sad story to tell you
it may hurt your feelings a bit
this morning i stepped out the shower
and stepped in a pile of...

shaving cream!
be nice and clean
shave everyday and you'll always be clean
(mm bop mm bop bop mm bop bop mm bop bop)

when i was in the french army
i went to look into my kit
expecting to find a crousanwich
the whole thing was filled up with

shaving cream!
be nice and clean
shave everyday and you'll always be clean
(mm bop mm bop bop mm bop bop mm bop bop)

a baby fell out of a window
you'd think that his head would be split
but good luck was with him that morning
he fell in a pile of

shaving cream!
be nice and clean
shave everyday and you'll always be clean
(mm bop mm bop bop mm bop bop mm bop bop)

a lady died in a bath tub
she died of a terrible fit
in order to fufill her wishes
she's buried in six feet of

shaving cream!
be nice and clean
shave everyday and you'll always be clean
(mm bop mm bop bop mm bop bop mm bop bop)

now that this song is over
i'm tired of singing, i quit!
if any of you are offended,
go sit in a pile of

shaving cream!
be nice and clean
shave everyday and you'll always be clean
(mm bop mm bop bop mm bop bop mm bop bop)


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 20 2004 at 10:51

 Certif1ied, where do you find these things?!

That song can be heard in all its glory (!) here:

http://www.firstworldwar.com/audio/Collins%20&%20Harlan% 20-%20Aba%20Daba%20Honeymoon.mp3

Sophisticated stuff.

Moving forward 40 years but keeping the tropical theme, do the lyrics: "Look. See. Nice? Agree." ring any bells?

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 20 2004 at 12:29

I remember finding an old 78 of my dad's featuring this one:

Hut-Sut Rawlson on the rillerah and a brawla, brawla sooit,
Hut-Sut Rawlson on the rillerah and a brawla sooit.
Hut-Sut Rawlson on the rillerah and a brawla, brawla sooit,
Hut-Sut Rawlson on the rillerah and a brawla sooit.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 20 2004 at 15:11

Actually I'm a big fan of Music Hall music - not necessarily listening to it, but performing it is certainly great fun. I went round to a series of old people's homes with some people at college - the idea being to provide some entertainment on a dull Wednesday. I didn't realise quite how much the music meant to them - it was truly moving, especially to hear their 1st hand accounts of the War(s plural in some cases!). I then joined a semi-pro theatre group that put on a couple of weeks of fully-fledged Music Hall with melodrama, compere, the works. It was a total scream! I particularly enjoyed the Can-Can, as I was persuaded to play the piano for that. Best seat in the house

A lot of the music is a straight development from Rag Time, and was "pop music" to several generations, not to mention social commentary, as a large proportion are about aspects of War.

I must have a think about those, Fitz and Danbo - you're digging up the more obscure ones now (well, they're obscure to me at any rate - but oddly familiar...).

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 20 2004 at 15:12

er that first one is Mmm Bop by Hanson, isn't it?

 (I didn't have to think long to recollect that one. How embarrassing!)

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 20 2004 at 15:40

Actually one of my favorite lyricists has always written the strangest stuff...Generally tho, once you knew how to read in between his lines, he became a lot more clearer...

"The sea goat casts Aquarian runes through beads of
    mirrored tears,
Suave pirates words of apricot crawl out of your veneer
Anoint your eyes with Midas' oil and make it still appear
Alladin's lamp is glowing bright transmuting panacea;
To fill your souls with sugared holes.
"Oh can't you hear" sang the sea goat "the nonsense
    makes me numb."
"It's near it's clear" sang the sea goat "we live to
    overcome,
The madman's voice and his nowhere choice,
The pain that drains like an endless day of rain."

The sea goat reads the flight of birds and writes upon the
    sand;
Gold waterfalls of autumn wheat slip through a pointing
    hand
Whose fingers stiff with sentences still beckon to the
    band
To play the "Best Foot Forward March" and deafen all
    the land.
With hollow words, it's so absurd!
"Take your stand" sang the sea goat "the night goes on
    and on."
"Unwrap your plans" sang the sea goat "tell everyone
    you've gone
To touch the earth and to see the birth
The smile, the style down an unspun mile of life."

It fills the air! It fills the air!
The song of the sea goat shaking in the domes
The song of the sea goat as endlessly he roams,
Between the sunset's crimson veil
On smooth grey streets where the drunkard spins his
    tale.

The sea goat sips and hurls his glass along the
    smoke-filled road
Where shuttered snakes of brakeless trains run aching
    with their load
Of spring-eyed, tonguetied, wooldyed lads who kiss the
    L-shaped goad
Which soon will smear their uniforms with blood,
    whitewash & woad.
Damn iron minded, gold braid blinded, officers and
    gentlemen!
"God!" sang the sea goat "is always on both sides."
"Change" sang the sea goat "is constant as the tides
"And this play" sang the sea goat "is strangely
    synthesised
When your part of a cast where the first comes last
Where the east goes west and the sun is burning out

And your part of a cast . . . . . ."

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 20 2004 at 17:50
Isn't that from Pete Sinfield's solo album with Greg Lake?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 20 2004 at 20:00

It is from Pete's solo album... but Greg only sang on the chorus of 1 of the songs.."Still". Of course, thats the best song on the album.. and a proving point that Greg had the best voice in the business.. When he comes in on that chorus... my knees generally give way....

Pete's lyrics have always gone from one extreme to the other.  For instance, he wrote those lyrics before that we were quoting as bad.. from "Love Beach".... "Taste of my Love".  But then he co-wrote the words to KE9 and Pirates.

But Pete's website is a very interesting place to hang out.. .http://www.songsouponsea.com/


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 20 2004 at 20:58

I didn't mean Greg sang it, he was on it.....

I bought that years ago and went the way of my other LPs.... Used record store.

I didn't listen to it much, except the GL tune. I just remember that it was wierd.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 20 2004 at 21:20

Yeh, Greg actually showed up at Pete's one concert... and sang on the song with him... and Pete's album was on Manticore.. so there was a few connections. Even some of the lyrics he wrote were PFM were off the wall... its a good thing their English wasn't all that good then...

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