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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2006 at 01:35
Originally posted by stonebeard stonebeard wrote:

Alex Trebek withous a moustache is no Alex Trebek at all!!!

^ NO!

^ YES!

You're the Man Now Dog.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2006 at 03:32
You know what I'm going to say, don't you...?





You can probably guess the band I am about to refer to, can't you?




If you know the band, you definitely know the album of theirs to which I am about to make reference...




Ready?




I am sooooo looking forward to this....




Deep breath







'The Sentinel' by Pallas is one of the greatest albums ever recorded and PWNS the entire creative output of every 1970's so-called prog band



... 'ang on...



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2006 at 04:27

NEO PROG is the greatest thing invented since boiling water!!!!! And if you believe this , you might want to take a dip in that water

 

 

Wow, I got it out of my system!!!



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let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter
keep our sand-castle virtues
content to be a doer
as well as a thinker,
prefer lifting our pen
rather than un-sheath our sword
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2006 at 04:57
Dream Theater is not just 10 minute songs with 15 solo sections, and 1million notes per bar. If you want that, listen to Dragonforce.

No offense meant to one of my mates who will probably read this :D
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2006 at 05:13

If you don't like ELP, you are a rotter!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2006 at 06:01
ABBA RULES OK and if you don't agree you can go slap a haddock
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2006 at 07:54

I am the MOST SKILLED, MOST TALENTED, MOST VERSATILE prog drummer in this forum!!!

Anyone who does not believe that obvious truth will be skinned alive, dipped in 90% isopropyl alcohol- rocksalt solution, and his skin will serve as my snare batter head!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

 

 

 

Geez, that really felt good....


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2006 at 08:06

Robert Fripp is an 'OVERATED' talentless kn0b with sh!t for brains. He has not had a single good idea in almost 40 years of making crap music!!! His music is an 'acquired' taste at best, but more often directionless, ear piercing drivel designed to grate and annoy rather than bring pleasure. Anyone who enjoys his music is simply 'wired up' inncorrectly, and is probably a big virgin too!

 That feels better....

Personally I think he's alright...but there you go...

 

Ultimately bored by endless ecstasy!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2006 at 08:07

oh yeah and...

PHIL COLLINS IS GOD!!

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2006 at 09:12

dREem TheetEr ROX!!!

James LaBrie PWNS Geddy Lee!

Mtalicca steel there rifs from Dreme tHaeTAr!!!

'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2006 at 09:17
Jethro Tull blows like the north wind.
"Literature is well enough, as a time-passer, and for the improvement and general elevation and purification of mankind, but it has no practical value" - Mark Twain
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2006 at 11:49

I HAVE SAND UP WHERE THE SUN DOESN'T SHINE!!!!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2006 at 12:02
^That's disgusting
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2006 at 12:04
Queen are very prog, they kick all over prog artists in the nuts, including the very prog Coheed and Cambria, Rush and (wait for it)... Styx (almost as good as the mighty Queen, but not quite).

Yes, Queen are prog gods.

Just listen to "We Will Rock You", "Radio Gaga", "The Miracle", "Tie Your Mother Down", "Mustafa", "Delilah" and the terribly underrated prog classic "You're My Best Friend".

The only non-prog thing they did was "Bohemian Rhapsody", that's just artsy twaddle designed for neophites.

That felt good!

"Oh Delilah, I love you... meow..."!


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2006 at 12:37

Prog metal slaughters all other prog genres!!!!

ROAR!!!!

If you don't think that there actually was good music after 1979 (and actually still is!) then you are close-minded & *$$&$(!&*%*(*#*(^&^$!!!!!

*long, deep breaths...*

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2006 at 12:39
Originally posted by Ed_The_Dead Ed_The_Dead wrote:

If you don't think that there actually was good music after 1979 (and actually still is!) then you are close-minded & *$$&$(!&*%*(*#*(^&^$!!!!!


Quoted for utter truth
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2006 at 12:42
Music is nice sometimes, though I can't prove it.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2006 at 12:43
From the start of the 1960s until today, the 80s were BY FAR the worst decade for music!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2006 at 13:15

ClapYes! That's the spirit folks! Purge your soul! Vent your spleen!Thumbs Up

Cathartic, no?Big smile

Perhaps the best thing about this thread is that none of these statements are negotiable, because IF YOU SAY IT LOUDLY AND OBNOXIOUSLY ENOUGH, IT MUST BE TRUE!!!Stern Smile

 

Here's another righteous fact:

DAVID BOWIE HAS MORE "PROG-RELATED" CREDIBILITY IN HIS LEFT NUT THAN QUEEN (OR EVEN WISHBONE ASH) HAVE IN THEIR ENTIRE CATALOG!!!Angry

"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 12 2006 at 14:02
prog rock will never die, but we will. Don`t fret , children will be born to keep the argument alive. What is prog rock? Those that say, don`t know. Those that know, don`t say.
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