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Peter
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Topic: Unsupported absolute statements thread Posted: April 11 2006 at 21:44 |
This is a thread for loudly, forcefully, self righteously and obnoxiously saying all the unsubstantiated, entirely subjective things about prog, etc, that you've ever wanted to say (but have been too polite to, until now), JUST AS IF THEY WERE INDISPUTABLE FACT.
I will get the party started:
If you don't agree that Bill Bruford was/is/will be the BEST possible drummer in prog, past, present and future, you are (as we say back home) "f***ed in the head!" 
(That felt GOOD! )
Now it's your turn. Go on -- you know you wanna!
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy.
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The Miracle
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Posted: April 11 2006 at 21:48 |
If you don't like The Mars Volta, you are a dipsh*t that deserves to be shot
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The Miracle
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Posted: April 11 2006 at 21:51 |
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Peter
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Posted: April 11 2006 at 21:52 |
^ Yes Yes! That felt great, admit it!
Who's next?
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zappaholic
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Posted: April 11 2006 at 21:55 |
Frank Zappa RAWKS your lame ass. 
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Trotsky
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Posted: April 11 2006 at 21:59 |
ADMIN speaking: You realise of course, Peter that the very premise of this thread seems to call for a forum violation or two ... we will be watching
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"No" replies the unhumbled optimist "You are only the present."
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Peter
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Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:03 |
Trotsky wrote:
ADMIN speaking: You realise of course, Peter that the very premise of this thread seems to call for a forum violation or two ... we will be watching 
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Sure, Mr "holier than thou" sig saboteur....


Nyuk nyuk!
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock? Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy.
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The Miracle
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Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:05 |
Peter Rideout wrote:
[TROTSKY IS A RABID, FOAMING, TEETH-GNASHING, PUPPY-KILLING COMMUNIST!> |
   
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TheProgtologist
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Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:06 |
Tool IS prog metal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Trotsky
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Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:07 |
TROTSKY IS A RABID, FOAMING, TEETH-GNASHING, PUPPY-KILLING COMMUNIST!
Hmm! I don't know about the real Trotsky, but if you're referring to the Forum Admin guy, you got 4 out of 5! 
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"Death to Utopia! Death to faith! Death to love! Death to hope?" thunders the 20th century. "Surrender, you pathetic dreamer.”
"No" replies the unhumbled optimist "You are only the present."
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The Miracle
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Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:10 |
^I assume it's the communist part that he got wrong?
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stan the man
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Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:12 |
WHO CARES IF PINK FLOYD ARE AVERAGE MUCISIANS THEY ARE IN THE SAME LEAGUE AS RUSH AND GENESIS. IF YOU DISAGREE THEN YOU NEED TO EXAMINE YOUR EARS
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true as a lobster in a pteredaktyl's underpants.
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TheProgtologist
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Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:12 |
Trotsky wrote:
TROTSKY IS A RABID, FOAMING, TEETH-GNASHING, PUPPY-KILLING COMMUNIST!
Hmm! I don't know about the real Trotsky, but if you're referring to the Forum Admin guy, you got 4 out of 5! 
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Cygnus X-2
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Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:14 |
If you do not acknowledge this similarity, then you shall be shot in the head with an elephant gun filled with mixed punk cds.

and

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Peter
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Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:23 |
Cygnus X-2 wrote:
If you do not acknowledge this similarity, then you shall be shot in the head with an elephant gun filled with mixed punk cds.

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The nefarious Red X strikes again!
This guy, Cyggie?

Edited by Peter Rideout - November 25 2006 at 03:11
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The Miracle
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Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:26 |
Haha, I see it  No, that's a different pic that has nothing to do with Howe. But I'll acknowlege the similarity for I'd rather get shot with diarrhea from a fire hose then punk cds!
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Cygnus X-2
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Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:27 |
Peter Rideout wrote:
Cygnus X-2 wrote:
If you do not acknowledge this similarity, then you shall be shot in the head with an elephant gun filled with mixed punk cds.

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The nefarious Red X strikes again!
This guy, Cyggie?

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I get no Red X.
Let's try this again:

and

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stan the man
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Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:35 |
SKELETOR
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true as a lobster in a pteredaktyl's underpants.
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ClemofNazareth
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Posted: April 11 2006 at 23:09 |
I'm impressed you guys have managed to keep this thread open this long...
Since we're on the subject of look-alikes, I couldn't help but notice this little garden knick-knack

looks an awful lot like

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stonebeard
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Posted: April 11 2006 at 23:41 |
Alex Trebek withous a moustache is no Alex Trebek at all!!! 

^ NO! 

^ YES! 
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