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mystic fred 
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Posted: March 28 2006 at 11:35 |
question: how many prog musicians does it take to change a light bulb?
answer; five - one to change the bulb and four to look on and say...
"..but where's the concept...?"
..anyone else know any jokes worse than that...???
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memowakeman
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Posted: March 28 2006 at 12:02 |
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daz2112
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Posted: March 28 2006 at 12:29 |
 like it!
What's green & sings at the bottom of the garden??
Elvis Parsley!
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memowakeman
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Posted: March 28 2006 at 12:45 |
then...
who is white like milk???
Michael Jackson........... 
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daz2112
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Posted: March 28 2006 at 18:15 |
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2 eggs in a saucepan & one says to the other "it's hot in here!" the other egg says "wait till you get out you'll get you're head smashed in!"
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In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole
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el böthy
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Posted: March 28 2006 at 19:16 |
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Awful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I once was in an airplane and the asistant from the captain was giving us the whole speach thing with the altitud and all that crap with a mic. When he stops he forget´s to turn the microphone off and sais to the captain "Oh, now all I need is a coffee and a nice blowjob". Then a stewardess from the other end of the plane goes to that guy to tell him that the mic is still on when somebody sais "Hey honey, don´t forget the coffee!"
true story true story!!!...
naaaaa, heard it in Good Will Haunting
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"You want me to play what, Robert?"
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daz2112
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Posted: March 29 2006 at 12:50 |
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"Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains!"
"pull yourself together!"
Then i said " i feel like a billiard ball!"
"Get to the end of the queue(cue)"
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The Wizard
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Posted: March 29 2006 at 21:36 |
There is a organist at a church and she has, well, big boobs. The preacher is screwing up because the size distracts him. So afterwards he gives her a herb that is supposed to lessen there size when you rub it on the breast, but he also warns her how sour the herb is. The next day the preacher has trouble speaking, because his lips are constantly puckered.
An awful joke, I know, but worth a few laughs I guess. 
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Bj-1
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Posted: April 01 2006 at 20:57 |
How many prog fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
2 - One to change it, and one to review how he did it!
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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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mystic fred
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Posted: April 03 2006 at 16:02 |
 Bj-1 wrote:
How many prog fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
2 - One to change it, and one to review how he did it!
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you mean 476 - one to change it and 475 to review it!!!
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goose
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Posted: April 03 2006 at 18:37 |
daz2112 wrote:
2 eggs in a saucepan & one says to the other "it's
hot in here!" the other egg says "wait till you get out you'll get
you're head smashed in!" |
A sausage and some bacon in a saucepan.
The sausage says "It's hot in here!"
The bacon says "Blimey, a talking sausage!"
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JayDee
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Posted: April 03 2006 at 18:41 |
goose wrote:
daz2112 wrote:
2 eggs in a saucepan & one says to the other "it's hot in here!" the other egg says "wait till you get out you'll get you're head smashed in!" |
A sausage and some bacon in a saucepan.
The sausage says "It's hot in here!"
The bacon says "Blimey, a talking sausage!"
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stan the man
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Posted: April 03 2006 at 19:03 |
HOw many punks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 894. One to screw in the lightbulb the other 893 to call him a sell out.
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true as a lobster in a pteredaktyl's underpants.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 03 2006 at 19:06 |
The Wizard wrote:
There is a organist at a church and she has, well, big boobs. The preacher is screwing up because the size distracts him. So afterwards he gives her a herb that is supposed to lessen there size when you rub it on the breast, but he also warns her how sour the herb is. The next day the preacher has trouble speaking, because his lips are constantly puckered.
An awful joke, I know, but worth a few laughs I guess.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 03 2006 at 19:06 |
Majestic_Mayhem wrote:
goose wrote:
daz2112 wrote:
2 eggs in a saucepan & one says to the other "it's hot in here!" the other egg says "wait till you get out you'll get you're head smashed in!" |
A sausage and some bacon in a saucepan.
The sausage says "It's hot in here!"
The bacon says "Blimey, a talking sausage!"
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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MrHiccup
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Posted: April 03 2006 at 21:26 |
This is the story of a green man, who lived in a green world...
The green man went to the green bar, he had a green drink and then, he went out to the green street. When he saw the green light, he crossed the green road. Suddenly, a green car appeared and ran over the green man. Five minutes later, the Red Cross came and ruined the story.
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Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends...
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ClemofNazareth
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Posted: April 03 2006 at 22:25 |
The state motto of Wisconsin (which is well known for its milk and cheese production):
"Wisconsin - smell our dairy air!"
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"Peace is the only battle worth waging."
Albert Camus
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daz2112
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Posted: April 25 2006 at 15:04 |
"my wife's going to the West Indies"
"Jamaica"
"No,she's going on her own accord"
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In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole
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daz2112
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Posted: May 15 2006 at 15:34 |
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A secretary asks her boss "can i use your dictaphone?" & the boss says " use your finger like everyone else!"
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In the constellation of cygnus,There lurks a mysterious force...The black hole
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