The Wedding

The Wedding

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more of a view than necessary. It had to have been deliberate.

She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.

She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned as I watched her walk up the stairs.

When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.

I opened the door, and headed straight to my car. Low and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, We are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

And the moral of this story is:


Always keep your condoms in your car......

I immediately copy pasted and e-mailed this to three friends

 

A man goes to confession and tells the priest that he has eight misteresses, that he regularly indulges in fornication with before heading home to his wife and indulging in her two

The Priest: Before going bach home please drink a fully squeezed fresh lemon juice

The Sinner: you mean this will purify me and annul my adultery sins?

The priest: Certainly not!!!!! But at least it will wipe from your face that snotty sh*t-eatting grin of yours!!!!! 

 

Mark

Again:

marktheshark wrote: The Wedding My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more of a view than necessary. It had to have been deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned as I watched her walk up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and headed straight to my car. Low and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, We are very happy that you have passed our little test.....we couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car......

OMFG 

That was excellent!