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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 26 2006 at 16:08
RHAPSODY Power of the Dragonflame
Review (Permanent link) by freehenk @ 10:56:35 PM EST, 6/2/2005

1 stars  —  This is absolutely the biggest joke I've ever found. I don't know why Rhapsody keep producing repetitive boring music since the first album. Nothing new in this album. For those who love them alot, come on guys, wake up! There are many better bands out there! All of Rhapsody's albums are only for completionists.
 
I know.. There's a lot of people that like Rhapsody and many others that hate them: I respect all the opinions.. the point is how to express them: do you really think that this is a review about the album and not a simple opinion about the band that should find a better place in the forum? How can you say if the reviewer has really listend to the album before review it? Do you think that this kind of reviews is acceptable?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 26 2006 at 17:02
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RHAPSODY Power of the Dragonflame
Review (Permanent link) by freehenk @ 10:56:35 PM EST, 6/2/2005

1 stars  —  This is absolutely the biggest joke I've ever found. I don't know why Rhapsody keep producing repetitive boring music since the first album. Nothing new in this album. For those who love them alot, come on guys, wake up! There are many better bands out there! All of Rhapsody's albums are only for completionists.
 
I know.. There's a lot of people that like Rhapsody and many others that hate them: I respect all the opinions.. the point is how to express them: do you really think that this is a review about the album and not a simple opinion about the band that should find a better place in the forum? How can you say if the reviewer has really listend to the album before review it? Do you think that this kind of reviews is acceptable?

An aged non-sense .... Gone!

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LACRIMOSA Lichtgestalt  progressive rock album and reviews Progressive Metal
(Studio Album, 2005)
Avg: 3.75/5
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LACRIMOSA "Lichtgestalt "
Review (Permanent link) by Andre
Posted 5:55:27 PM EST, 2/26/2006

1 stars   I just can't understand what is Lacrimosa doing in a prog page... I'm so seriuos. You need to be a "false prog listener" to consider Lacrimosa as a Prog band.

Lacrimosa is rock, some metal sounds, some classical instrumentations and INDUSTRIAL, we cannot say that Lacrimosa is Progressive because it really sucks like prog, if you like all the goth stuff maybe it is the greatest thing for you, but if you really like prog, no matter what kind of Prog-Genre it is, it will sound so repetitive and repetitive and repetitive. The way that Lacrimosa play and compose is so boring because the structure of their songs tends to be more too depressive with more emphasis on lyrics than the music.

Prog is more complex than Lacrimosa work, just because they sound a little diferent doesn't mean they are prog, as a matter of fact, they are the opposite to the prog scene. They play with basic/overused/pathethic danceable stuff.

I saw them in concert a few months ago and it was a little boring, They act like a Gothic Rock/Industrial Band, and all that I'm sure is that Lacrimosa is not prog, and I'm surprised that "www.progarchives.com", the best prog site of the net has a poor band classifying it as Prog. I'm not saying that Lacrimosa sucks, I wrote it before, Lacrimosa as Goth stuff maybe it's ok, but as a Prog Band? Of course they sucks like this. I love Prog, *I've listened some CDs of Lacrimosa and *saw them in concert, you can't say that I don't know the works of Lacrimosa... so (as many of we know) LACRIMOSA IS NOT A PROG BAND, and doesn't deserve to be in this site, The best prog page of the www.

I gave them 1 star because it's Poor, Only for completionists; 2 stars means Collectors/fans only, and this is not a goth page, this is not for Collectors or fans of prog.

On second thought, they don't deserve any star because the rating is just for prog bands, so web master or any persons that control this page please erase Lacrimosa profile, because THEY ARE NOT PROG, or add the Rammstein profile, they also play Industrial Rock as Lacrimosa do and play better too. Now we can say that this is the best Industrial/Goth/Progressive page of the www, but I'll dislike it obviously, one more time I repeat, Lacrimosa don't suck, but they're not progressive, it means that they have nothing to do in this page.

(I read already the PROGARCHIVES REVIEWS GUIDELINES, I didn't insult any reviewer, reader or the artist (Lacrimosa), so I hope this review won't be erased)
 
 
Actually this doesn't seem to me a review of  the album "Lichtgestalt" but just an "essay" about why Lacrimosa should be erased from PA... Probably it could have been posted more correctly in the forum...
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Originally posted by andrea andrea wrote:

 
LACRIMOSA Lichtgestalt  progressive rock album and reviews Progressive Metal
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Avg: 3.75/5
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LACRIMOSA "Lichtgestalt "
Review (Permanent link) by Andre
Posted 5:55:27 PM EST, 2/26/2006

1 stars   I just can't understand what is Lacrimosa doing in a prog page... I'm so seriuos. You need to be a "false prog listener" to consider Lacrimosa as a Prog band.

Lacrimosa is rock, some metal sounds, some classical instrumentations and INDUSTRIAL, we cannot say that Lacrimosa is Progressive because it really sucks like prog, if you like all the goth stuff maybe it is the greatest thing for you, but if you really like prog, no matter what kind of Prog-Genre it is, it will sound so repetitive and repetitive and repetitive. The way that Lacrimosa play and compose is so boring because the structure of their songs tends to be more too depressive with more emphasis on lyrics than the music.

Prog is more complex than Lacrimosa work, just because they sound a little diferent doesn't mean they are prog, as a matter of fact, they are the opposite to the prog scene. They play with basic/overused/pathethic danceable stuff.

I saw them in concert a few months ago and it was a little boring, They act like a Gothic Rock/Industrial Band, and all that I'm sure is that Lacrimosa is not prog, and I'm surprised that "www.progarchives.com", the best prog site of the net has a poor band classifying it as Prog. I'm not saying that Lacrimosa sucks, I wrote it before, Lacrimosa as Goth stuff maybe it's ok, but as a Prog Band? Of course they sucks like this. I love Prog, *I've listened some CDs of Lacrimosa and *saw them in concert, you can't say that I don't know the works of Lacrimosa... so (as many of we know) LACRIMOSA IS NOT A PROG BAND, and doesn't deserve to be in this site, The best prog page of the www.

I gave them 1 star because it's Poor, Only for completionists; 2 stars means Collectors/fans only, and this is not a goth page, this is not for Collectors or fans of prog.

On second thought, they don't deserve any star because the rating is just for prog bands, so web master or any persons that control this page please erase Lacrimosa profile, because THEY ARE NOT PROG, or add the Rammstein profile, they also play Industrial Rock as Lacrimosa do and play better too. Now we can say that this is the best Industrial/Goth/Progressive page of the www, but I'll dislike it obviously, one more time I repeat, Lacrimosa don't suck, but they're not progressive, it means that they have nothing to do in this page.

(I read already the PROGARCHIVES REVIEWS GUIDELINES, I didn't insult any reviewer, reader or the artist (Lacrimosa), so I hope this review won't be erased)
 
 
Actually this doesn't seem to me a review of  the album "Lichtgestalt" but just an "essay" about why Lacrimosa should be erased from PA... Probably it could have been posted more correctly in the forum...

He wrote more about the band than about the album... since yesterday I'm reading and reading and reading this review in order to extract something that could help readers to make a decision to buy or not this stuff. In the limbo, for a while.

Thanks, andrea, for the aide.



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 27 2006 at 16:05

Almost nothing mentioned about the record in question.  And the grammar usage is somewhat confusing.

DREAM THEATER Scenes From A Memory Metropolis Part II  progressive rock album and reviews Progressive Metal
(Studio Album, 1999)
Avg: 4.34/5
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DREAM THEATER "Scenes From A Memory Metropolis Part II "
Review (Permanent link) by Chofel
Posted 3:41:28 PM EST, 2/27/2006

1 stars   Here, I'll give just my opinion... I think DT WAS an incredible band... the first 4 cd's, when day and dream unite, images and words, awake & Falling into Infinity are amazing... but then Jordan Came and screw it all.. with scenes from a memory, train of thoughts and octavarium... six degrees is a very good cd... but scenes from a memory isn't... I think that the virtuosism here is more important than the feeling of good music... well it's only my opinion
 
 
This one sounds like the work of an online translator.  Not only that, but precious little is said about the recording.
 
 
WAKEMAN, RICK The Myths and Legends of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table  progressive rock album and reviews Symphonic Prog
(Studio Album, 1975)
Avg: 3.35/5
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WAKEMAN, RICK "The Myths and Legends of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table "
Review (Permanent link) by Artur Rico Rolim
Posted 11:32:43 AM EST, 2/27/2006

5 stars   A Rick Wakeman's album says everything? I think no or maybe not exactly. You will find everything that can be expected of this great master. Epics, beatiful and powerful compositions, stuffed with classical influences. Incredible passages of keyboard saying who Rick Wakeman is. But not only this. The musicians that follow him in this masterpiece are so creative and competent, becoming this work more superb.

GREAT! =D
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Originally posted by sbrushfan sbrushfan wrote:

Almost nothing mentioned about the record in question.  And the grammar usage is somewhat confusing.

DREAM THEATER Scenes From A Memory Metropolis Part II  progressive rock album and reviews Progressive Metal
(Studio Album, 1999)
Avg: 4.34/5
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DREAM THEATER "Scenes From A Memory Metropolis Part II "
Review (Permanent link) by Chofel
Posted 3:41:28 PM EST, 2/27/2006

1 stars   Here, I'll give just my opinion... I think DT WAS an incredible band... the first 4 cd's, when day and dream unite, images and words, awake & Falling into Infinity are amazing... but then Jordan Came and screw it all.. with scenes from a memory, train of thoughts and octavarium... six degrees is a very good cd... but scenes from a memory isn't... I think that the virtuosism here is more important than the feeling of good music... well it's only my opinion
 
 
This one sounds like the work of an online translator.  Not only that, but precious little is said about the recording.
 
 
WAKEMAN, RICK The Myths and Legends of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table  progressive rock album and reviews Symphonic Prog
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Avg: 3.35/5
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WAKEMAN, RICK "The Myths and Legends of King Arthur and the Knights of the Round Table "
Review (Permanent link) by Artur Rico Rolim
Posted 11:32:43 AM EST, 2/27/2006

5 stars   A Rick Wakeman's album says everything? I think no or maybe not exactly. You will find everything that can be expected of this great master. Epics, beatiful and powerful compositions, stuffed with classical influences. Incredible passages of keyboard saying who Rick Wakeman is. But not only this. The musicians that follow him in this masterpiece are so creative and competent, becoming this work more superb.

GREAT! =D

DT's review had GONE...

RW's review tells a little bit about the record, the artist and the musicians. In limbo, for a while.

BTW, LACRIMOSA review had gone too.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 27 2006 at 17:30

Can someone please update this review for me?  I screwed up some words; mispellings and such.  Thanks.  I've posted it here and fixed the mistakes.

 

PORCUPINE TREE Stupid Dream
Review (Permanent link) by Shane B. @ 5:23:55 PM EST, 2/27/2006

4 stars  —  I see this one and LIGHTBULB sun as gateways to my fave PT disc (and the first one I picked up). IN ABSENTIA. The difference between this one and "IA" is this: To me, this sounds much more focused and song-oriented. Though IN ABSENTIA is clearly the mark of a more mature band, here there's more cohesion, it being more focused on actual SONGWRITING, and less jamming out. All in all, a good solid album. PIANO LESSONS is catchy, with a hummable melody; but the lyrics get me. He's talking about a woman; that much is clear. But who is she?  His lover, or his piano teacher? Who knows?  Wilson's lyrics are never really outright in their intent, be they in ballads or otherwise. I adore DON'T HATE ME; especially the instrumental break. What sounds like a flute at the beginning turns into a sax playing a winsome melody. It's a winner in my book, and without all those irritating sound effects that bugged me about "IA" it's a clear contender for 5 stars. That's the rating I SHOULD give it, but I won't. Why? The production is TOO clinical. That's my main problem with it. Otherwise, it's a solid 4 star disc. Bravo.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 27 2006 at 17:44
Originally posted by sbrushfan sbrushfan wrote:

Can someone please update this review for me?  I screwed up some words; mispellings and such.  Thanks.  I've posted it here and fixed the mistakes.

 

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Review (Permanent link) by Shane B. @ 5:23:55 PM EST, 2/27/2006

4 stars  —  I see this one and LIGHTBULB sun as gateways to my fave PT disc (and the first one I picked up). IN ABSENTIA. The difference between this one and "IA" is this: To me, this sounds much more focused and song-oriented. Though IN ABSENTIA is clearly the mark of a more mature band, here there's more cohesion, it being more focused on actual SONGWRITING, and less jamming out. All in all, a good solid album. PIANO LESSONS is catchy, with a hummable melody; but the lyrics get me. He's talking about a woman; that much is clear. But who is she?  His lover, or his piano teacher? Who knows?  Wilson's lyrics are never really outright in their intent, be they in ballads or otherwise. I adore DON'T HATE ME; especially the instrumental break. What sounds like a flute at the beginning turns into a sax playing a winsome melody. It's a winner in my book, and without all those irritating sound effects that bugged me about "IA" it's a clear contender for 5 stars. That's the rating I SHOULD give it, but I won't. Why? The production is TOO clinical. That's my main problem with it. Otherwise, it's a solid 4 star disc. Bravo.

I deleted it, SB... and so you can redo it and resubmit anytime you want.  

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 27 2006 at 18:01
Originally posted by Atkingani Atkingani wrote:

Originally posted by sbrushfan sbrushfan wrote:

Can someone please update this review for me?  I screwed up some words; mispellings and such.  Thanks.  I've posted it here and fixed the mistakes.

 

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Review (Permanent link) by Shane B. @ 5:23:55 PM EST, 2/27/2006

4 stars  —  I see this one and LIGHTBULB sun as gateways to my fave PT disc (and the first one I picked up). IN ABSENTIA. The difference between this one and "IA" is this: To me, this sounds much more focused and song-oriented. Though IN ABSENTIA is clearly the mark of a more mature band, here there's more cohesion, it being more focused on actual SONGWRITING, and less jamming out. All in all, a good solid album. PIANO LESSONS is catchy, with a hummable melody; but the lyrics get me. He's talking about a woman; that much is clear. But who is she?  His lover, or his piano teacher? Who knows?  Wilson's lyrics are never really outright in their intent, be they in ballads or otherwise. I adore DON'T HATE ME; especially the instrumental break. What sounds like a flute at the beginning turns into a sax playing a winsome melody. It's a winner in my book, and without all those irritating sound effects that bugged me about "IA" it's a clear contender for 5 stars. That's the rating I SHOULD give it, but I won't. Why? The production is TOO clinical. That's my main problem with it. Otherwise, it's a solid 4 star disc. Bravo.

I deleted it, SB... and so you can redo it and resubmit anytime you want.  

Sweet.  Thank, Atkingani.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 27 2006 at 22:04
 
OPETH Still Life  progressive rock album and reviews Progressive Metal
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Avg: 4.41/5
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OPETH "Still Life "
Review (Permanent link) by Buze
Posted 9:40:39 PM EST, 2/27/2006

2 stars   I read this on Progarchives.com as a definition of Progressive Metal : "Progressive metal (shortened to prog, or prog metal when differentiating from progressive rock) is a heavy brand of progressive rock which is characterized by the use of complex compositional structures, odd time signatures, and other features. (...) The result could be described as a progressive rock mentality with heavy metal sounds."

More : "Progressive rock ("prog") is an ambitious, eclectic, and often grandiose style of rock music. (...) Progressive rock artists sought to move away from the limitations of radio formatted rock and pop, and "progress" rock (...)".

Well, I do not find anything Progressive in that music. Of course, sometimes, the mood change and gets quiet, but it is NOT ambitious or eclectic, it's acoustic guitar. For my ears, this is much more Death Metal than Prog Metal. Also, this music could play on some students' radio stations because of its easy and predictable melodic structures and rythmes.

My 10 year old kid said : " You listen to Death Metal daddy ? ". The thruth comes out.

And as I walk through this site, there are SO (TOO?) MANY albums with 5 stars... This is supposed to be reserved to albums you would carry with you on a desert island. Like there are 10 of them. As per now, we will have a music store on that island, stuffed with bad music.

This Death Metal music is not bad, is gives a lot a energy, but this is not progressive music. Be aware !
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Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

 
OPETH Still Life  progressive rock album and reviews Progressive Metal
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OPETH "Still Life "
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Posted 9:40:39 PM EST, 2/27/2006

2 stars   I read this on Progarchives.com as a definition of Progressive Metal : "Progressive metal (shortened to prog, or prog metal when differentiating from progressive rock) is a heavy brand of progressive rock which is characterized by the use of complex compositional structures, odd time signatures, and other features. (...) The result could be described as a progressive rock mentality with heavy metal sounds."

More : "Progressive rock ("prog") is an ambitious, eclectic, and often grandiose style of rock music. (...) Progressive rock artists sought to move away from the limitations of radio formatted rock and pop, and "progress" rock (...)".

Well, I do not find anything Progressive in that music. Of course, sometimes, the mood change and gets quiet, but it is NOT ambitious or eclectic, it's acoustic guitar. For my ears, this is much more Death Metal than Prog Metal. Also, this music could play on some students' radio stations because of its easy and predictable melodic structures and rythmes.

My 10 year old kid said : " You listen to Death Metal daddy ? ". The thruth comes out.

And as I walk through this site, there are SO (TOO?) MANY albums with 5 stars... This is supposed to be reserved to albums you would carry with you on a desert island. Like there are 10 of them. As per now, we will have a music store on that island, stuffed with bad music.

This Death Metal music is not bad, is gives a lot a energy, but this is not progressive music. Be aware !

Buze just entered the PAs and I'm talking to him thru PM - this is a matter for an appropriate forum, not a review. I think he'll understand.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 27 2006 at 22:57
Originally posted by Atkingani Atkingani wrote:

Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

 
OPETH Still Life  progressive rock album and reviews Progressive Metal
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Avg: 4.41/5
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OPETH "Still Life "
Review (Permanent link) by Buze
Posted 9:40:39 PM EST, 2/27/2006

2 stars   I read this on Progarchives.com as a definition of Progressive Metal : "Progressive metal (shortened to prog, or prog metal when differentiating from progressive rock) is a heavy brand of progressive rock which is characterized by the use of complex compositional structures, odd time signatures, and other features. (...) The result could be described as a progressive rock mentality with heavy metal sounds."

More : "Progressive rock ("prog") is an ambitious, eclectic, and often grandiose style of rock music. (...) Progressive rock artists sought to move away from the limitations of radio formatted rock and pop, and "progress" rock (...)".

Well, I do not find anything Progressive in that music. Of course, sometimes, the mood change and gets quiet, but it is NOT ambitious or eclectic, it's acoustic guitar. For my ears, this is much more Death Metal than Prog Metal. Also, this music could play on some students' radio stations because of its easy and predictable melodic structures and rythmes.

My 10 year old kid said : " You listen to Death Metal daddy ? ". The thruth comes out.

And as I walk through this site, there are SO (TOO?) MANY albums with 5 stars... This is supposed to be reserved to albums you would carry with you on a desert island. Like there are 10 of them. As per now, we will have a music store on that island, stuffed with bad music.

This Death Metal music is not bad, is gives a lot a energy, but this is not progressive music. Be aware !

Buze just entered the PAs and I'm talking to him thru PM - this is a matter for an appropriate forum, not a review. I think he'll understand.

Yeah, I do agree.

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OPETH Still Life  progressive rock album and reviews Progressive Metal
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Avg: 4.41/5
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OPETH "Still Life "
Review (Permanent link) by Buze
Posted 9:40:39 PM EST, 2/27/2006

2 stars   I read this on Progarchives.com as a definition of Progressive Metal : "Progressive metal (shortened to prog, or prog metal when differentiating from progressive rock) is a heavy brand of progressive rock which is characterized by the use of complex compositional structures, odd time signatures, and other features. (...) The result could be described as a progressive rock mentality with heavy metal sounds."

More : "Progressive rock ("prog") is an ambitious, eclectic, and often grandiose style of rock music. (...) Progressive rock artists sought to move away from the limitations of radio formatted rock and pop, and "progress" rock (...)".

Well, I do not find anything Progressive in that music. Of course, sometimes, the mood change and gets quiet, but it is NOT ambitious or eclectic, it's acoustic guitar. For my ears, this is much more Death Metal than Prog Metal. Also, this music could play on some students' radio stations because of its easy and predictable melodic structures and rythmes.

My 10 year old kid said : " You listen to Death Metal daddy ? ". The thruth comes out.

And as I walk through this site, there are SO (TOO?) MANY albums with 5 stars... This is supposed to be reserved to albums you would carry with you on a desert island. Like there are 10 of them. As per now, we will have a music store on that island, stuffed with bad music.

This Death Metal music is not bad, is gives a lot a energy, but this is not progressive music. Be aware !

I absolutely agree with Buze as for Opeth music. The same with Tool. But I have to admit that this is not an album review and just an opinion about style.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 28 2006 at 04:11

Yesterday there was two short reviews one after another: one for Yes CTTE (3 stars), the other for Genesis SEBTP (5 stars). You have removed both of them.

I agree that Yes review was not appropriate and has to be removed. But Genesis review was OK and should be left: just imagine those two reviews separated by some 10 other albums reviews and I am shure that your decission would be different.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 28 2006 at 09:58
Originally posted by Hosanna Hosanna wrote:

Yesterday there was two short reviews one after another: one for Yes CTTE (3 stars), the other for Genesis SEBTP (5 stars). You have removed both of them.

I agree that Yes review was not appropriate and has to be removed. But Genesis review was OK and should be left: just imagine those two reviews separated by some 10 other albums reviews and I am shure that your decission would be different.

In fact, Hosana there were 3 short reviews, the 2 mentioned by you and another for Floyd's DSOTM. For me, they do not follow the minimum PA guidelines for reviews and were removed. I mailed the reviewer to give him/her another chance but the mail adress informed does not exist.

If they were separated by other reviews and this could change my decision is something to bet.

 

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Posted 2:43:58 PM EST, 2/27/2006

   After all, perfection exists! I never get tired of listening to this. All the music, all the sequences, all in all are in the perfect place. The better record of the seventies, and one of the better records ever. Just listen to it, if you don’t have yet (you don’t know what you’re missing). Buy it now, it’s essential. A masterpiece.

 

YES "Close to the Edge"
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   Not bad, but... call it a masterpiece... call it essential... This as all the bad things a prog rock album could have: indecifrable lyrics, never- ending compositions, arrogance of the musicians... You get the feeling that the music is over and they keep stretching, stretching, stretching... forever. If you are looking for a real good Yes album, then go to "Fragile", "Yes Album", "Going For The One" or even "Relayer". Worst than that, only "Tales from topographic oceans".

 

 

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   Are you searching for the positive and the perfect definition of progressive rock music? Are you mad about vintage keyboards? Do you valorise extremely the excellence of musicianship? Do you get mad about the perfect guitar work and a percussion that never gets out of place? Do you like intelligent lyrics? Are you searching for passionate vocals? Do you want to synthesise all of this in one package? This album is for you. Go and get it now! And you’ll be a prog-addict!

 

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 01 2006 at 09:07

In The BLACK JESTER's discography, S1ipp3ry reviewed "Welcome To The Moonlight Circus" twice.

One of the two reviews must be cancelled.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 01 2006 at 10:25
Thanks ANDREW, I'll PM him.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 01 2006 at 14:48
THE TRIP The Trip
Review (Permanent link) by NEL NOME DEL PROG @ 4:40:58 PM EST, 10/7/2005

4 stars  —  The Trip is an English band transplanted in Italy and so is not correct to talk about Italian Symphonic Prog. Surely all five tracks I put them on the same plan. And I should say that they are large songs. The work og organ (above in "Prologo") is very good and effective. This album the advice to the fans of the ELP, that there will find, surely, bread for their toeeh.
 
 
This review is not correct. He said that THE TRIP was an English band!
No, TRIP were half English (Arvid Andersen, William Gray), half Italian (Joe Vescovi, Pino Sinnone, Furio Chirico).
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 01 2006 at 15:26
Originally posted by ANDREW ANDREW wrote:

THE TRIP The Trip
Review (Permanent link) by NEL NOME DEL PROG @ 4:40:58 PM EST, 10/7/2005

4 stars  —  The Trip is an English band transplanted in Italy and so is not correct to talk about Italian Symphonic Prog. Surely all five tracks I put them on the same plan. And I should say that they are large songs. The work og organ (above in "Prologo") is very good and effective. This album the advice to the fans of the ELP, that there will find, surely, bread for their toeeh.
 
 
This review is not correct. He said that THE TRIP was an English band!
No, TRIP were half English (Arvid Andersen, William Gray), half Italian (Joe Vescovi, Pino Sinnone, Furio Chirico).

Noted, ANDREW... amazing is the fact that the reviewer is Italian and should know it.  Also the bio and line-up are available in the PA's band's page.

To be dealt with, thanx.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 01 2006 at 18:44
MR. BUNGLE Disco Volante
Review (Permanent link) by Retrovertigo @ 10:52:59 PM EST, 6/18/2005

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5 stars  —  Mr. Bungle are truly a legendary group. Their impact and influence is usually more than one realizes. Their sound is often duplicated, you can hear it in The Mars Volta, Primus and Incubus among other bands.

An amalgamation of sounds and styles, Disco Volante is treated more as an experience than a chunk of songs. Mr. Bungle is simply playing out what they've heard throughout their lives and transmitting it through their instruments the way they felt about it. That's the essence of Disco Volante. Mr. Bungle is presenting with extreme instrumental dexterity, how to create challenging yet interestingly accessible music.

Twisted techno, gritty surf, poetry, and pure noise bliss are among the themes of Disco Volante. Mike Patton's chameleon-like throat can compliment just about anything that Mr. Bungle pulls off, and very well, and Mr. Bungle touches a LOT of sounds. Desert Search For Techno Allah is a dirty funky mixture remeniscent of Eastern music and Herbie Hancock funk breakdancing music, while None of Them Knew They Were Robots proves to be a sludging doom chant, bursting into Chemical Marriage where each member of the band in the same key plays the words of an Edgar Allen Poe poem. Then comes Carry Stress in the jaw, which features virtuoso playing all over with great melody, and then seguing into "The Secret Song" where are a throaty sounding character remeniscent of Buckethead's Bucketheadland gravekeeper (it might be Patton!) gets kicked out of the band. All of this is pulled off with flying colors!

The middle section of the album kicks off with Violenza Domestica, replete with eating utensils scraping against eachother, jittering, Black Sabbath doom chords, and horror polka. "Pasta pasta!" the unnamed character of this mini-story exclaims as doomy Italian restaurant music blasts throughout the background. After School Special is definitely hilarious, serious music combined with the most random theme, a teenager bragging about his parents (is it that?) Those two combined make a pleasantly uneasy song. Now we're led to Phlegmatics, a thrash metal extravaganza, but only for a few seconds of course due to Mr. Bungle's bipolar nature. The song then segues into a drudging pirate-like anthem hinting back at None of Them Knew They Were Robots, but then slightly touching on free jazz before jumping back to thrash. Ma Meeshka Mow Skwoz features more avant-garde vocals from Patton combined with bubbly high-octane funk with instruments you have never heard before traveling upstream in a fast funky melody, remeniscent of the first Bungle album.

The final section of the album starts with a sea-themed genre-jumping mood-inducing ten-part monster called The Bends, the psychedelic part of the album, it's pulled off well because of the overall sound is consistent and each part represents something different and it doesn't get old due to the cool effects and ideas within, some of it sounds like The Residents! It eventually reaches an intense climax and drops into Backstrokin', which is thematically the second part here of The Bends. It's effective as it blasts into Platypus which off the start Clinton the drummer is tearing it up. It's mostly a fusiony piece with lots of Weather Reporty improvisation and structure. Merry Go Bye Bye is so distinctive to the rest of the album and upbeat, that it leaves the album on a cool note. Or does it? The experimentation in Merry Go Bye Bye is among the most intense on the whole album, it's a let-loose freakout, being a culmination of almost the entire album before it turns into a live studio mess, reminding me of The Return of the Son of Monster Magnet from Freak Out! by the Mothers of Invention.

Thank God for whoever let Mr. Bungle have a studio and a record deal, because maybe nothing else in the '90's showed musicians how to progress music as we know it, and as players. A complete freakout with as much substance as you can imagine. A masterpiece, Mr. Bungle is undoubtedly a freaky continuation of where a lot of old fusion and symphonic bands left off progressively.
 
 
 
 
 
This is a great review, except None Of Them Knew They Were Robots is actually off of California, not Disco Volante, this may confuse people
 
Maybe you could edit it?
 
The two paragraphs with the unnecesary info removed(I didn't add anything):
 
 
Twisted techno, gritty surf, poetry, and pure noise bliss are among the themes of Disco Volante. Mike Patton's chameleon-like throat can compliment just about anything that Mr. Bungle pulls off, and very well, and Mr. Bungle touches a LOT of sounds. Desert Search For Techno Allah is a dirty funky mixture remeniscent of Eastern music and Herbie Hancock funk breakdancing music. Chemical Marriage, where each member of the band in the same key plays the words of an Edgar Allen Poe poem. Then comes Carry Stress in the jaw, which features virtuoso playing all over with great melody, and then seguing into "The Secret Song" where are a throaty sounding character remeniscent of Buckethead's Bucketheadland gravekeeper (it might be Patton!) gets kicked out of the band. All of this is pulled off with flying colors!

The middle section of the album kicks off with Violenza Domestica, replete with eating utensils scraping against eachother, jittering, Black Sabbath doom chords, and horror polka. "Pasta pasta!" the unnamed character of this mini-story exclaims as doomy Italian restaurant music blasts throughout the background. After School Special is definitely hilarious, serious music combined with the most random theme, a teenager bragging about his parents (is it that?) Those two combined make a pleasantly uneasy song. Now we're led to Phlegmatics, a thrash metal extravaganza, but only for a few seconds of course due to Mr. Bungle's bipolar nature, then slightly touching on free jazz before jumping back to thrash. Ma Meeshka Mow Skwoz features more avant-garde vocals from Patton combined with bubbly high-octane funk with instruments you have never heard before traveling upstream in a fast funky melody, remeniscent of the first Bungle album.
 
 


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