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stonebeard
Forum Senior Member Joined: May 27 2005 Location: NE Indiana Status: Offline Points: 28057 |
Posted: February 20 2006 at 19:05 |
RAGNAROK (N-Z) "Ragnarok"
Review (Permanent link) by Graeme Lynch Posted 6:40:43 PM EST, 2/20/2006 Hello there, This is more of a message to Andre Jayet than a review. Andre, I like in Wellington, NZ and would love to try and get (buy/trade) a copy of Ragnaroks LP's or CD's (if they exist). Also do the master tapes for your music still exist? As a lover of early King Crimson and Genesis the thought of some top quality 'home-grown' prog really excites me!
Kind Regards, Graeme |
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Atkingani
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Posted: February 20 2006 at 19:07 |
RAGNAROK (N-Z) "Ragnarok"
Review (Permanent link) by Graeme Lynch Posted 6:40:43 PM EST, 2/20/2006 Hello there, This is more of a message to Andre Jayet than a review. Andre, I like in Wellington, NZ and would love to try and get (buy/trade) a copy of Ragnaroks LP's or CD's (if they exist). Also do the master tapes for your music still exist? As a lover of early King Crimson and Genesis the thought of some top quality 'home-grown' prog really excites me!
Kind Regards, Graeme WHAT?
He should do it in the forum or thru a PM.
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Dragon Phoenix
Forum Senior Member Joined: August 31 2004 Status: Offline Points: 1475 |
Posted: February 21 2006 at 03:52 |
NEUSCHWANSTEIN "Battlement"
Review (Permanent link) by Dan Posted 12:38:50 AM EST, 2/21/2006
This album should win an award. That being 'THE MOST OVERATED ALBUM IN THE
HISTORY OF PROGRESSIVE ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!'.
I purchased this cd over 10 years ago because of all the praise and references to Genesis. I hear no Genesis influence at all, early or mid-period. It sounds like most 2nd tier obscure prog bands of the seventies. It has beautiful melodies. It has a very fluid sound, very much unlike Genesis they have no dynamic. The production is fair. The package and booklet are great as are all Musea releases. The vocals are weak and often out of key. Reading the reviews on this site the praise goes on. I have friends who also revere this album as a lost gem. Don't get me wrong, it is a beautiful progressive rock album, but no where near the classic folks claim it to be. I think I would enjoy it more if it were not so over hyped. To each his own, but stating that it is a "beautiful progressive rock album" and then giving two stars only? That sounds too much like an attempt to get the rating down. |
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Easy Livin
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: February 21 2004 Location: Scotland Status: Offline Points: 15585 |
Posted: February 21 2006 at 04:07 |
Unless it is a clear mistake (like the guy who thought 1 star meant the best), I don't tend to challenge the rating given to a review. Ragnarok dealt with. |
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erlenst
Forum Senior Member Joined: May 17 2005 Location: Denmark Status: Offline Points: 387 |
Posted: February 21 2006 at 06:17 |
ENGLAND Garden Shed
Review (Permanent link) by Ben Blake Mitchner @ 6:36:28 PM EST, 11/29/2005
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I know a lot of people who either claim this to be a masterwork of early Genesis meets Yes or who think it is a
blatantly poor opportunistic venture by talentless hacks. I would go with the latter, but give it even more of a
slamming than that. To this prog rock lover this is THE WORST EXPLOITATION OF PROGRESSIVE MUSIC EVER
RECORDED AND STRICTLY TO AVOID! I had this album, and taped it. More and more times going back I am so
horrified by the lyrics and "music" that I can't even get through the first track anymore. So what makes England
so bad? For one thing, their name is a rude backstab against the country they came from, if there is one thing
they don't represent it is the country of England. For another, you don't have to listen close to the lyrics of
opening track "Midnight Madness" or the painful, agony inducing closer "Poisoned Youth" to know these are
really sick people with a kniving obsession! Both tracks end with the main character stabbing himself to death
in the most sick. violent, morbid, and horrifying manner. Add to the disgusting grotesque lyrics a drummer
who can't keep time and who overcompensates by banging his fists into the drum kit like a bad Hollywood
movie score, horrendously screeching tone deaf vocals, and useless screwing around on the keyboards and
guitars in a blatantly awful imitiation of Genesis, and the only other band as awful as this is Barclay James
Harvest. The tracks are too long, the influences merely a swipe and a copy, and the production horrific. I would
expect this album to appeal to those who like BJH or Marillion, but whereas Marillion actually weren't horrible
musicians I am strongly reminded of my most hated "symphonic" group BJH again, but with an even more
unoriginal sound. BJH couldn't sing or play at all, and England can't either. Is there anything to redeem one
moment of this album, even one good passage? No, there is not. This album is beyond bad, it is offensive and
disgraceful. I have never heard another band from England who play and sing and write as horribly as this band
does, and for the price an original goes for this is something to avoid at all costs. I may be a huge admirer of
progressive music, but I know when I'm being taken for a ride and so should you. That's about all I have to say
about this most horrendous album. They deserve to be denounced, brought before a court, and put in the
dungeon of worst insults ever to music. BAD!
How can this be a serious review? Either the reviewer is completel MAD, or he is exaggerating to the point of being ridiculous, and the review should be removed. Come on, horrible musicians ? Screeching tone deaf vocals? Screwing around on keyboards and guitars? Drummer who can't keep time ? I know, we are supposed to accept everyone's opinion, but seriously, no sane person can truly mean this about this album. He is obviously an asshole anways |
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erlenst
Forum Senior Member Joined: May 17 2005 Location: Denmark Status: Offline Points: 387 |
Posted: February 21 2006 at 06:18 |
Haha!! "I hear no Genesis influence at all, early or mid-period". He is obviously completely deaf, which makes him unqualified to make a music review !! |
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Easy Livin
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: February 21 2004 Location: Scotland Status: Offline Points: 15585 |
Posted: February 21 2006 at 08:51 |
The England review came up a few pages back erlenst. If you had to be "qualified" to write a review, we might not get quite so many. |
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sbrushfan
Forum Senior Member Joined: November 07 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1177 |
Posted: February 21 2006 at 15:31 |
True; to a point, Easy. But what I think he meant by "qualified" is that people must listen a few times (all good prog records take a few listens to get into; if it didn't, it'd be POP...lol) and THEN come up with an adequate basis for a review. Even the worst albums will have something to dig in them. The best records will have annoying parts. Than again...taste is subjective. By the way...I did a literal translation on that GG review...came up empty-handed. All it said was bascially, "If you don't have this in your collection, you're missing out on a big part of 70's symphonic prog rock." Or some sh*t like that. STILL wasn't a review. More fanboy-ish than anything else. Edited by sbrushfan |
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Easy Livin
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Posted: February 21 2006 at 17:10 |
You're right of course SBF, I was being flippant.
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sbrushfan
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Posted: February 21 2006 at 17:16 |
You and your...flippancy.... ROFLMAO! By the way, Easy...I started a thread called WRONG TIMES...please check it out. Edited by sbrushfan |
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Certif1ed
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Posted: February 21 2006 at 17:30 |
DREAM THEATER "Falling Into Infinity" Well, this is probably the best album of this band. It's a pity that such great musicianship (everyone of them is really a perfect instrumentalist) is wasted. If they played as session musicians (each musician seperately) their talents would be usefull. Dream Theatre is up to it's neck - drowned in the worst possible music tradition - '80 pathetic heavy metal. Queensryche, Helloween, Yngiwe Malmsteen... Melodies are extremely banal, forms of songs and instrumental pieces are used up, solos are boring, arrangements uninspired. The way that La Brie sings makes it unendurable. Of course it is not progressive, but regressive, but the name "prog-rock" long ago lost it's primary meaning. So I can agree - this is "progrock". Very bad prog-rock. Great instrumentalists. With not a shade of gift for composing. With no musical taste whatsoever.
Very bad review. With not a shade of a mention of the actual music. With no reviewing skills whatsoever...
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sbrushfan
Forum Senior Member Joined: November 07 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1177 |
Posted: February 21 2006 at 17:40 |
As Emeril Lagasse says...BAM! That's exactly what I'm talking about...no SKILLS. Knew someone would get the word out before I could. Damn. |
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Tony R
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Posted: February 21 2006 at 18:24 |
It's a review and it leaves you in no uncertain terms of how the reviewer feels about the album. I can't see much reason to delete it.... |
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Atkingani
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Posted: February 21 2006 at 20:03 |
Agreed. Not a great review but also not deletable. P.S.: It seems that almost everyone is reviewing this particular album in the last 2 days. |
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sbrushfan
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Posted: February 21 2006 at 20:07 |
Wonder why? I think it's great record, from what I've heard of it. |
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Atkingani
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: October 21 2005 Location: Terra Brasilis Status: Offline Points: 12288 |
Posted: February 21 2006 at 20:19 |
There's in fact a "DT review fever" spreading thru PA provoking a War of Reviews. |
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Zac M
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Posted: February 21 2006 at 20:28 |
Agreed! |
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"Art is not imitation, nor is it something manufactured according to the wishes of instinct or good taste. It is a process of expression."
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Hosanna
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Posted: February 22 2006 at 03:03 |
DREAM THEATER "Scenes From A Memory Metropolis Part II "
Review (Permanent link) by Chucky Posted 1:41:18 PM EST, 2/21/2006 I have to agree with the left side on this manner. Despite the high musicianship showed on this album (and almost all of DT´s albums), the music seems hollow and without feeling.I don´t know what´s in this band that everybody likes besides the high speed solos coming from this guys who didn´t even finish their studies at Berklee College of Music. Berklee graduates who are into this genre like the real virtuoso Steve Vai can play faster solos than Petrucci and also show that he´s feeling what he´s playing, something that the music of DT doesn´t show. Another low point from this band is the fact that they´ve been playing the same thing ever since they started in the late 80s!! So, this band is really not for me and I see that I´m not the only one who thinks this way.
It's not an album review. It's all about "look guys how I hate them". Only ONE sentence deals with very album.
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Certif1ed
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Posted: February 22 2006 at 03:12 |
As much as I'm in favour of leaving honest Dream Theater reviews where they are, that one doesn't say anything about the album - it's a single-minded generalism about Dream Theater. However, you're probably right - there are plenty of other DT reviews that say nothing at all about the music on the album... Edited by Certif1ed |
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Easy Livin
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Posted: February 22 2006 at 03:58 |
I'm delighted to say Atkingani has joined me as a reviews moderator.
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