My cat hates prog

You need a bong, a brown paper bag, some crisps and a Gong album.

1. Take a hit off the bong
2. Exhale into bag
3. Put bag over cat's head for 10 - 15 seconds
4. Break out the munchie food
5. Put on the Gong album

Voila! You will have a prog loving (if soon to be overweight) cat!*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Note to young people - forcing narcotics onto unsuspecting animals is deeply immoral, and this is not to be taken literally.

Syzygy wrote: You need a bong, a brown paper bag, some crisps and a Gong album. Take a hit off the bong Exhale into bag Put bag over cat's head for 10 - 15 seconds Break out the munchie food Put on the Gong album Voila! You will have a prog loving (if soon to be overweight) cat!*                     *Note to young people - forcing narcotics onto unsuspecting animals is deeply immoral, and this is not to be taken literally.

thanks doc 3 times an hour ok?

Hierophant wrote:

My cat (who is completely black) loves Zappa Seriously..

stonebeard wrote: Syz: I wish I'd read the bottom part of your post.

Lol, and probably the added 3a by me.

My cat always pees at my loudspeakers.....

I also have 3 labradors, 1 black, 2 yellow, and they bark a lot whenever i play any prog metal album, esp. Messhuga

 ^ Yep I agree to that! I have two young female cats. The little black one doesn't really care what I play - she tends to walk up the stereo speakers has a sniff and then walk off nonchantly as cats tend to do. My other cat is very sensitive to loud noises and usually can't be found in the house if the stereo is up. Curiously if the pitch is similar to a whistle she goes mad - gets all smoochy and if I am the whistler- shoves her face into mine - I suppose to try and shut down the annoying pitch as opposed to being truly affectionate. Does anyone else experience similar reactions from their cats with particular noise pitches?  

Edited by valravennz

Why Dogs Are Man's Bestfriend:

The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.

Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

A dog's parents never visit.

Dogs do not hate their bodies.

Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

Dogs like to do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.

Dogs seldom outlive you.

Dogs can't talk.

Dogs enjoy petting in public.

You never have to wait for a dog—they're ready to go 24-hours a day.

Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

Dogs like to go hunting.

Another man will seldom steal your dog.

If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both of you.

A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died would you get another dog?"

If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free.

If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.

If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just think it's interesting.

On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.

Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.

Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdale's or Neiman-Marcus.

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I wonder if his Cat likes prog?.

Majestic_Mayhem wrote: Why Dogs Are Man's Bestfriend: Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. ....................................

Reminds me of an old joke "Why Beer Is Better Than Women": beer never feels jealousy if you drink another beer etc.

Majestic_Mayhem wrote: I also have 3 labradors, 1 black, 2 yellow, and they bark a lot whenever i play any prog metal album, esp. Messhuga

I can understand them. Maybe it's a sign to change musical direction?

Edited by NotAProghead