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sbrushfan
Forum Senior Member Joined: November 07 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1177 |
Posted: February 01 2006 at 14:27 | ||
Kinda like some other reviews here... |
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sbrushfan
Forum Senior Member Joined: November 07 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1177 |
Posted: February 01 2006 at 14:50 | ||
Nothing about the album at all. Why is it not a masterpiece?
STREAM OF PASSION "Embrace The Storm" As the last reviewer said, It's not a masterpiece, your progressive music collection do not need it absolutly, but it's an very very good album anyway. Before I bought EMBRACE THE STORM, I listen 2 or 3 sample and I didn't like it. But I finaly took my credit card and order the album anyway. It's really sounding great when I listen to it and change my mind about Lucassen and Marcela lastest effort.
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Atkingani
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: October 21 2005 Location: Terra Brasilis Status: Offline Points: 12288 |
Posted: February 01 2006 at 16:22 | ||
GENESIS "Selling England By The Pound"
Review (Permanent link) by drain-o Posted 12:58:25 PM EST, 2/1/2006 I think that selling England by book is very marvellous. It is not as good as foxtrot and of the crimes of seedbed, but it is always one of best of all the hour, in the top of the twenty-five things. I like to listen it by eating pizza pie with a table of picnic. Gabriel has its voice to do a nice work and the load of lyric impresses me much. I cannot guarantee the goods which you can appreciate, but it is livable. It starts with a slow beginning but rises with the power and energy and I like the fast movement. It trails then to the bottom with a slow obliteration. It is like the effect Doppler of a train here and then going far. I know that what I like in your garde-robe is ordered with the lawn mower and the speech parts about the trousers and of the potato gardens. It is a piece of music very pleasant completion of interesting toothpaste and was one of them are the first blows. The fifth of the fifth is the best song on the album. The elegant banks makes a fantastic creation of the keyboards and the marvellous solo by Steve Hackett on the guitar has me flight with eggs and bird's nests. More imbecile I is right empty spaces. But it becomes better when we go to the battle of the forest of Epping, a walking piece of historical substance. It becomes complicated and I like times of signature everywhere. Rutherford makes low nice. The second best song is last of this seminal progressive work, the exposure of cinema. It beats me foolish with its astonishing keyboard by elegant Banks and Phil Collins eats its drums. With my ears, it is my best memory and with the fifth of the fifth. The genesis would not have another album as this always still as the lamb is downwards on Broadway would miss senselessness soup and passing by again logicians of council. An incredibly important work of progressive rock in the worlds and deserves holds five us the first role that all likes to see.--JB
NOT EXACTLY ABUSIVE... one of the funniest reviews I read here (as long as I know English). Edited by Atkingani |
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Syzygy
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: December 16 2004 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 7003 |
Posted: February 01 2006 at 16:49 | ||
I think this review is absolutely inspired - either somebody used an online translator with unintentionally hilarious results, or the ghost of James Joyce has started reviewing prog albums. Either way, I look forward to further commentaries on prog classics from this unique perspective! |
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute to the already rich among us...' Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom |
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sbrushfan
Forum Senior Member Joined: November 07 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1177 |
Posted: February 01 2006 at 17:21 | ||
BERTOLLA, IVAN "Beyond The Skies Eternity"
Review (Permanent link) by Esa Posted 5:14:30 PM EST, 2/1/2006 What am I hear!!! MIGHTY symphonic textures, wery well virtuoso guitar play, clever song write!!! Why nobody hasn't telled me this before? This Is MASTERPIECE! wich everyone should to be listen..... were you old shcool symphonic progressive, RIO, canternbury, prog metal or folk listener.... this haves all! GREAT MUSICS! Her guitar play remind me bit of JOHN PETRUCCI, MCLAUGHING, HOLDSWORTH, .... and keyboard maybe JOHN RUDESS?? Drummer is really
It was luck to be stumble on this! By hearing sample from web site i was astonish but ass i ordered cd and listened it.... GOOD GOD WHAT EXPERIENCE! This CD grow on you! My favorite song.... must be "GOTHIC CASTLE" wich have great goth feeling... schreeching metal quitar and great solo parts... could be from bestest horrour movie! But all song are great and the unity of cd is marvellously whole! PROGRESSIVE!!!!! KEEP IT REAL!!! Whad?!?! You not have it yet! Go buy it im mediately! Y'know...far be it from me to make fun of ANYONE's online translation attempts, but someone should tell this person that the guitarists' name is John McLaughlin, and the keyboardist in question is JORDAN Rudess.
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Atkingani
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: October 21 2005 Location: Terra Brasilis Status: Offline Points: 12288 |
Posted: February 01 2006 at 20:27 | ||
Syz, I thought initially it could be a problem with the on-line translator but the real fun appears at the track titles which are normally not translated; 'More imbecile I' is anthological. IMO, only someone with a great knowledge of English could do it. |
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Drew
Forum Senior Member Joined: June 20 2005 Location: California Status: Offline Points: 12600 |
Posted: February 01 2006 at 21:58 | ||
PORCUPINE TREE "In Absentia"
Review (Permanent link) by Scott Posted 9:56:35 PM EST, 2/1/2006 I don't really have much to say, I heard it was a good album but just don't agree, a whole lot of fluffy [&*!#] and not much good musi.THis music just doesn't seem to have any heart and soul. Also, very cliche lyrics, a problem that plagues most modern prog and boring guitar riffs.
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Antennas
Forum Senior Member Joined: February 01 2006 Location: Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 331 |
Posted: February 02 2006 at 10:33 | ||
Very cliche lyrics??? QUE? o_O. But it is an opinion, after all... |
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Drew
Forum Senior Member Joined: June 20 2005 Location: California Status: Offline Points: 12600 |
Posted: February 02 2006 at 10:59 | ||
^amazing huh?
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Antennas
Forum Senior Member Joined: February 01 2006 Location: Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 331 |
Posted: February 02 2006 at 11:25 | ||
Yep. One of the most original AND emotional albums of the past 10 years perhaps, "not having any heart or soul". I must have been listening to the wrong record...! But anyway - it still is an opinion. And opinions are like assholes, everyone's got one (Dirty Harry). |
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Jesus never managed to figure out the theremin either |
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sbrushfan
Forum Senior Member Joined: November 07 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1177 |
Posted: February 02 2006 at 16:48 | ||
While we're on the subject of that record... PORCUPINE TREE In Absentia — As good as the previous studio album Lightbulb ( I don't agree with the band's commercial policy of flooding their fans of those weird compilations or other releases so I only discovered the full fledge albums and will dicuss only those). I saw them doing most of this album in their last tour and I must say that this stuff has a life of its own on stage.
Y'know...I hate to be a bitch and tip over a sacred cow....but this review (by a COLLABORATOR, no less) doesn't say a lick about the album. WHY is it three stars? He also mentions a live show he saw, but doesn't say anything else.
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The Miracle
Prog Reviewer Joined: May 29 2005 Location: hell Status: Offline Points: 28427 |
Posted: February 02 2006 at 17:10 | ||
GENESIS "Selling England By The Pound"
Review (Permanent link) by Genesis Saboteur Posted 4:57:07 PM EST, 2/2/2006 It's absurd!!!!!!!!!!! This crap called Genesis' ranked first and KC's "In the Court of the Crimson King" in 7th. And what is worst: GG's Octopus ranked 25th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This is nonsense... Phil Collins' voice ls even worst than my grandmother's and I certainly can play drums better than he does (my granny too).
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sbrushfan
Forum Senior Member Joined: November 07 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1177 |
Posted: February 02 2006 at 17:14 | ||
Nothing about the album at all. |
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Sir Hogweed
Forum Senior Member Joined: March 29 2005 Location: Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 191 |
Posted: February 02 2006 at 17:33 | ||
GENESIS "Foxtrot"
Review (Permanent link) by Genesis Saboteur Posted 5:11:07 PM EST, 2/2/2006 Here I come again, trying to make this rank more respectable and bringing Genesis where it deserves to be: DOWN!!!!!!! I love most of 70's prog bands but Genesis is a misdeveloped fectus. You'd have to pay me to make me listen to this trash. Watcher of the Skies has a good begining but then... it messes it all when Mr. Phil Collins start singing... wait, is that singing?
What a fectus. He obviously never heard Foxtrot or was too self-obsessed with his Mr. Phil Collins hatred to notice it was Mr. Gabriel singing there.
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sbrushfan
Forum Senior Member Joined: November 07 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1177 |
Posted: February 02 2006 at 17:58 | ||
Looks like all he wants to do is bring ratings down. What a fectus.
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erik neuteboom
Prog Reviewer Joined: July 27 2005 Location: Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 7659 |
Posted: February 02 2006 at 18:14 | ||
I couldn't resist to react a bit cynical and perhaps emotional ...
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Tony R
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: July 16 2004 Location: UK Status: Offline Points: 11979 |
Posted: February 02 2006 at 18:46 | ||
Slappy wrists King Erik Of Progland! All the offending reviews have been excised from his hallowed halls...... |
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Tony R
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: July 16 2004 Location: UK Status: Offline Points: 11979 |
Posted: February 02 2006 at 18:52 | ||
It is a work of genuine class but it has been deleted....although we will be able to marvel at it's cleverness in this area for time immemorial... |
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Ricochet
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 27 2005 Location: Nauru Status: Offline Points: 46301 |
Posted: February 03 2006 at 01:56 | ||
ZAPPA, FRANK "Hot Rats"
Review (Permanent link) by Zappa saboteur Posted 1:53:55 AM EST, 2/3/2006
man,this is so weak I cannot express myself...WEAK! how in the hell is this
considered a masterpiece...I can't believe it!!! WEAK!!
WEAK!!WEAK!!WEAK!!WEAK!!WEAK!! that's the word...ha ha... SO WEAK!! 0 stars!
definately!! WEAK!!
Oh,dear... |
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Sean Trane
Special Collaborator Prog Folk Joined: April 29 2004 Location: Heart of Europe Status: Offline Points: 20251 |
Posted: February 03 2006 at 02:36 | ||
^^^^^ this guy is not even trying to hide himself, look at the name he chose!!! |
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let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter keep our sand-castle virtues content to be a doer as well as a thinker, prefer lifting our pen rather than un-sheath our sword |
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