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    Posted: January 27 2006 at 11:30

W.I.C.O.E.
(Women In Charge Of Everything)
is proud to announce the opening of its
EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!

OPEN TO MEN ONLY

Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants


The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:


DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation


TOILET ROLLS -- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion


DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)


DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.


REMOTE CONTROL
Losing the remote control - Help line and support groups


LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum


DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play


HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation


REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did


IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation


LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing


HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques


REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class


GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available
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Points: 1239 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 27 2006 at 11:44
heh heh heh - I have at last come to accept the inevitability of the final aspect of the course and my life since has been humiliating, frustrating, vexing but at least free of doubt.... and a lot quieter.
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Points: 293 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 27 2006 at 12:05
I saw this on another forum.  Good though :).
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Points: 19309 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 27 2006 at 17:14

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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Damn...  when I look on Nutters post I'm kinda worried...

I'm not that feminine am I?!
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Male Brain 

 

 

Female Brain

LOL
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Heh heh heh...wheres the doc when you need him

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Points: 6699 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 27 2006 at 17:49
Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Heh heh heh...wheres the doc when you need him

I really wanted to post that before you did. 

This is why your post count is so high, you post everything that everyone wants to say before they post it. 


"Mastodon sucks giant monkey balls."
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Points: 166178 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 27 2006 at 18:00
Originally posted by AtLossForWords AtLossForWords wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Heh heh heh...wheres the doc when you need him

I really wanted to post that before you did. 

This is why your post count is so high, you post everything that everyone wants to say before they post it. 

Sorry...guess you've discovered my mind reading ability

Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Points: 28427 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 27 2006 at 18:01

I really miss Doc too
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^Is he gone or somethin?
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^yeah he got tired of feeling oppressed by Tony R, so he sent us his farewell message awhile ago. 

I don't think Doc ever took up Tony R on that proposal to run the site his way.

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Points: 28427 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 27 2006 at 18:05
Yes he is, he got pissed at admins and collabs and made a not so friendly goodbye thread which got deleted
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Points: 19309 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 28 2006 at 05:29
^^^that's a great shame IMHO... he was a genuinely very funny guy, who shall be greatly missed around the DNRTM threads....
Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Points: 8548 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 28 2006 at 09:48
My Brain 

Bilden “http://www.flutterby.com/images/other0000/malebrain.gif” kan inte visas, då den innehåller fel.
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Points: 504 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 28 2006 at 22:19
Originally posted by Peter Peter wrote:

Male Brain 

 

 

Female Brain

LOL

yea thats pretty much how the human brains work
true as a lobster in a pteredaktyl's underpants.


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Points: 28039 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 29 2006 at 04:02
Funny stuff!
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Points: 3118 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 29 2006 at 04:05
Where I can subscribe to the classes? I tink I need some tips
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