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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 07 2006 at 16:30
Originally posted by Tony R Tony R wrote:

Hmmm,I was aware of the relevance of the quote but I dont see the point in quoting at length in a review....I think he will reduce his readership by at least 90%...

yep, having previously tried to read it (not realising Bob had got their before me..) I would tend to agree with you...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 08 2006 at 10:19
PLANET X "MoonBabies "
Review (Permanent link) by Toomio
Posted 10:18:00 AM EST, 1/8/2006

2 stars   Too purposive prog music for me. They are very skilled, but there´s not so many songs which i'll remeber tomorrow. And guitar´s sound is something what i don't like. BUT the drummer is fabulous!!! I´ve heard so much better pieces... Sorry, fans!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2006 at 05:32

More about Moonbabies

PLANET X MoonBabies
Review (Permanent link) by Simon Storm @ 5:00:23 PM EST, 6/25/2005

5 stars  —  Eccellente album ed grande interpretazione di Virgil Donati nel complesso batteristico mondiale!!!! Derek Sherinian , grande tastierista che si riappresta a suonare il suo tanto amato fusion americano ed un Tony Mac Alpine perfetto come un grande chitarrista anni 60' !!! Grande interpretazione di tutti con nessuna esclusione di colpi per un album senza precedenti!!!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2006 at 08:21
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2006 at 13:22
 
ORME, LE Le Orme progressive rock album and reviews Italian Symphonic Prog
(Boxset / Compilation, 1996)
Avg: 3.00/5
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ORME, LE "Le Orme"
Review (Permanent link) by NELNOMEDELPROG
Posted 12:56:55 PM EST, 1/9/2006

3 stars   REALLY: 2,82

This is a compilation of the period pre-prog of Le Orme. I do not want to say that it was one of the much prog groups of the period, but if it did not be the prog been us you are they would not be passed to the story. Here and there some good ideas there is, but too little deepend. Reasonable music produced in a period of large musical changes. Other I do not hear myself about to say.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA* Xanadu Original Soundtrack progressive rock album and reviews Prog Related
(Studio Album, 1980)
Avg: 3.00/5
from 1 ratings
ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA* "Xanadu (Original Soundtrack)"
Review (Permanent link) by NELNOMEDELPROG
Posted 12:41:10 PM EST, 1/9/2006

3 stars   REALLY: 2,55

Best in the songs signature ELO, disastrous in the other (with a note of extreme demerit for "Dancin'" of Olivia Newton-John with The Tubes). It is not a true album of ELO and unfortunately hears itself. Erred, because the songs of the ELO are from absolute masterpiece. I cite: "I'm Alive", "Don't
Walk Away" and "The Fall" (in merit order). However it is not a disk to throw.
 
 
 
 
OK...I don't get it. 
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WEATHER REPORT Mysterious Traveller progressive rock album and reviews Jazz Rock/Fusion
(Studio Album, 1974)
Avg: 4.11/5
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WEATHER REPORT "Mysterious Traveller"
Review (Permanent link) by sdsd
Posted 4:37:39 PM EST, 1/9/2006

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Here's another really profound one...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2006 at 16:59

Fandango's considering those ones SBF.

Weather report dealt with Salmacis, looks like only the middle row of the keyboard was working.LOL

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2006 at 17:25
Originally posted by sbrushfan sbrushfan wrote:

 
ORME, LE Le Orme progressive rock album and reviews Italian Symphonic Prog
(Boxset / Compilation, 1996)
Avg: 3.00/5
from 1 ratings
ORME, LE "Le Orme"
Review (Permanent link) by NELNOMEDELPROG
Posted 12:56:55 PM EST, 1/9/2006

3 stars   REALLY: 2,82

This is a compilation of the period pre-prog of Le Orme. I do not want to say that it was one of the much prog groups of the period, but if it did not be the prog been us you are they would not be passed to the story. Here and there some good ideas there is, but too little deepend. Reasonable music produced in a period of large musical changes. Other I do not hear myself about to say.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA* Xanadu Original Soundtrack progressive rock album and reviews Prog Related
(Studio Album, 1980)
Avg: 3.00/5
from 1 ratings
ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA* "Xanadu (Original Soundtrack)"
Review (Permanent link) by NELNOMEDELPROG
Posted 12:41:10 PM EST, 1/9/2006

3 stars   REALLY: 2,55

Best in the songs signature ELO, disastrous in the other (with a note of extreme demerit for "Dancin'" of Olivia Newton-John with The Tubes). It is not a true album of ELO and unfortunately hears itself. Erred, because the songs of the ELO are from absolute masterpiece. I cite: "I'm Alive", "Don't
Walk Away" and "The Fall" (in merit order). However it is not a disk to throw.
 
 
 
 
OK...I don't get it. 

My own feeling on these types of reviews is that I'd like to give these guys as much of a benefit of the doubt as I possibly can...I know that some sentences don't make much sense, but I don't want to delete all their reviews...

...there is no doubt they put a lot of hard work into trying to write English for our benefit, so if I can edit them to save them, I will.... some of the very poor efforts might have to go, though I do that with great reluctance...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2006 at 17:59
Originally posted by salmacis salmacis wrote:

WEATHER REPORT Mysterious Traveller progressive rock album and reviews Jazz Rock/Fusion
(Studio Album, 1974)
Avg: 4.11/5
from 9 ratings
WEATHER REPORT "Mysterious Traveller"
Review (Permanent link) by sdsd
Posted 4:37:39 PM EST, 1/9/2006

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Here's another really profound one...

Oh I don't know Easy, I think he's giving the album a 'D'...

ok...situation above dealt with...(probably not to everyone's satisfaction, but there we go...)

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2006 at 20:35
Originally posted by fandango fandango wrote:

Originally posted by sbrushfan sbrushfan wrote:

 
ORME, LE Le Orme progressive rock album and reviews Italian Symphonic Prog
(Boxset / Compilation, 1996)
Avg: 3.00/5
from 1 ratings
ORME, LE "Le Orme"
Review (Permanent link) by NELNOMEDELPROG
Posted 12:56:55 PM EST, 1/9/2006

3 stars   REALLY: 2,82

This is a compilation of the period pre-prog of Le Orme. I do not want to say that it was one of the much prog groups of the period, but if it did not be the prog been us you are they would not be passed to the story. Here and there some good ideas there is, but too little deepend. Reasonable music produced in a period of large musical changes. Other I do not hear myself about to say.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA* Xanadu Original Soundtrack progressive rock album and reviews Prog Related
(Studio Album, 1980)
Avg: 3.00/5
from 1 ratings
ELECTRIC LIGHT ORCHESTRA* "Xanadu (Original Soundtrack)"
Review (Permanent link) by NELNOMEDELPROG
Posted 12:41:10 PM EST, 1/9/2006

3 stars   REALLY: 2,55

Best in the songs signature ELO, disastrous in the other (with a note of extreme demerit for "Dancin'" of Olivia Newton-John with The Tubes). It is not a true album of ELO and unfortunately hears itself. Erred, because the songs of the ELO are from absolute masterpiece. I cite: "I'm Alive", "Don't
Walk Away" and "The Fall" (in merit order). However it is not a disk to throw.
 
 
 
 
OK...I don't get it. 

My own feeling on these types of reviews is that I'd like to give these guys as much of a benefit of the doubt as I possibly can...I know that some sentences don't make much sense, but I don't want to delete all their reviews...

...there is no doubt they put a lot of hard work into trying to write English for our benefit, so if I can edit them to save them, I will.... some of the very poor efforts might have to go, though I do that with great reluctance...

NELNOMEDELPROG seems to be a good guy, handy and participative... perhaps I may help.

ELO: Better for the songs signed by ELO, a disaster for the other songs (with an extreme demerit note for 'Dancin' with Olivia Newton-John and The Tubes). This is not a true ELO album and unfortunately one may not take it in good consideration. Wrong, because ELO songs are absolute masterpieces. I mention 'I'm alive', 'Don't walk away' and 'The Fall', in order of importance. So, it is not an album to throw into the dustbin.

LE ORME: I also didn't get it!



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2006 at 21:23
I love those reviews that look like they got fed through an online translator. It's kind of like a whole new form of literature, like postmodern poetry was.

Maybe you could make a mirror site and call it Depository Banana Prog of the Recording Picnic and post them there.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 10 2006 at 04:14
Originally posted by Atkingani Atkingani wrote:

NELNOMEDELPROG seems to be a good guy, handy and participative... perhaps I may help.

ELO: Better for the songs signed by ELO, a disaster for the other songs (with an extreme demerit note for 'Dancin' with Olivia Newton-John and The Tubes). This is not a true ELO album and unfortunately one may not take it in good consideration. Wrong, because ELO songs are absolute masterpieces. I mention 'I'm alive', 'Don't walk away' and 'The Fall', in order of importance. So, it is not an album to throw into the dustbin.

LE ORME: I also didn't get it!

Hi Atking...

Thanks for your help; I did do my own translation, which came out pretty similar...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 10 2006 at 11:14
OPETH Ghost Reveries progressive rock album and reviews Progressive Metal
(Studio Album, 2005)
Avg: 4.36/5
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OPETH "Ghost Reveries"
Review (Permanent link) by Tom Bek
Posted 10:34:17 AM EST, 1/10/2006

5 stars   They did it again........... With every new album you think: it can't be better then the last one. But again they deliver a superior album. Absolutely fantastic!!! Another masterpiece!!! Opeth leaves every progrockband far behind......
 
 
 
 
 
 
Fanboy-ish and doesn't mention the music
RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 10 2006 at 12:37
^^^he has been fandangoed, blowie...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 10 2006 at 15:50

Here's one I've been meaning to send out here...somehow, I doubt that losing TWO loved ones is a mid-life crisis.

RUSH Vapor Trails
Review (Permanent link) by Eliott Minkovitch @ 10:37:26 AM EST, 3/14/2005

1 stars  —  What in the world has happened to these guys? Is this the same band that gave us Moving Pictures and Hemispheres?!! What an awful bunch of noise. They have completely lost touch of what they are by trying to sound like the teenage grunge bands on MTV. I guess that's their way to handle their mid-life crisis. Oh well, we'll have to wait until after they pass that, maybe then they will come out with something meaningful musically and lyrically.
 
 
 
 
While I'm at it....
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Review (Permanent link) by MusicLover @ 6:57:54 PM EST, 2/6/2004

1 stars  —  Sorry, loved the title track, but muddy production and a batch of uninspired songs. I suppose the long break and the personal tragedies would'nt have helped the process here. If Rush continue, then perhaps a return to their roots is needed?
 
Does the mentioning of Neal's losses REALLY need to mentioned?  AT ALL??????


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 10 2006 at 17:06
DREAM THEATER Awake progressive rock album and reviews Progressive Metal
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Avg: 4.17/5
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DREAM THEATER "Awake"
Review (Permanent link) by Petruccius Maximus
Posted 4:56:18 PM EST, 1/10/2006

4 stars   Although this may not be actually reviewing the album, just merely make a statement to what Tony R said. How can a person critisize a band for using "30 notes", to get the message across, delivering a message in one chord is "algorithm", repatative and boring. Petrucci is demonstrating his immense prowess and his solos and licks add a dynamic twist to the band, unlike lots of other prog I listen to. He doesn't deliver the message in one chord just because it will work, he does it in 30 fast notes because he can.

Anyway, this is a great album, one of their best. Pick this one up, definitely a classic, its only $8.99 CAD. I wouldn't consider it a masterpeice, because the drumming and bass are missing something in songs such as The Mirror and Lie (Lie contains probably some of Petruccis greatest solos), still good songs nevertheless.
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BLACK BonZO Lady Of The Light progressive rock album and reviews Art Rock
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Avg: 4.13/5
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BLACK BONZO "Lady Of The Light"
Review (Permanent link) by thanos
Posted 5:07:30 PM EST, 1/10/2006

5 stars   hello progfans!well i guess we all know how good most swedish bands are!but this one is one of the best!the first thing i did after listening to this album was to listen it again.this album is a real masterpiece.and it is their first!!!you MUST buy it
 
 
 
 
 
Typical 'fanboy' fodder..
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SYMPHONY X The Odyssey
Review (Permanent link) by AngelFiend @ 8:50:24 AM EST, 2/1/2004

5 stars  —  PERFECT! As we say here in my land: "FUDIDO!" Mike Romeo is GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!! "Inferno" is one of the best songs of this great band that unite Thrash Metal and Epic Prog Metal, thats is the number one to me better than Dream Theater!


SYMPHONY X The Odyssey
Review (Permanent link) by Joost @ 2:18:30 PM EST, 2/10/2004

5 stars  —  Respect for the best symphonic metal band in the world. Their albums and live performance are stunning. See them if you get the chance you wont regret it. every album the release is better then the one before.

 

 

The first one is just a fanboy's rant, second is a short general statement about the band.

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Quote THE FLOWER KINGS Stardust We Are
Review (Permanent link) by josep m romeu @ 3:57:53 AM EST, 2/10/2004
2 stars  —  People who don't like prog (poor them) keep on saying that this kind of music is pretentious, empty, aimless, self-indulgent, etc. and we know that's not true. Anyway, this album could reinforce their opinion. What's it all about?. Where does it go?. I think it's just a stupid showing off.


Not really much about the album
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 10 2006 at 21:45
 
GENESIS Abacab progressive rock album and reviews Symphonic Prog
(Studio Album, 1981)
Avg: 2.63/5
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GENESIS "Abacab"
Review (Permanent link) by Peter pumpkin eater!
Posted 9:27:03 PM EST, 1/10/2006

5 stars   Oh you bunch of small minded cretins!!!!!!!!!! the whole nature of Progressive rock is to change and push boundaries. Are you seriously trying to tell me that this band should have gone on spinning out material that they were playing ten years previous and still be playing it in the early eighties....times change, and if the musicians are top notch then so do they!! Genesis had done the mellotron, twelve string guitars thing to death. Yes...it was brilliant...... and if you want to hear it, then listen to the early albums for god's sake!!!! Abacab was a brilliant and original effort. Utterly ridiculous to suggest that this band should have stayed the same as it did way back in the early seventies just to please old sticks in the mud...they would have never survived had they not the capabillity to change and embrace and experiment with new areas. GET A LIFE (that's what Tony, Mike, Phil and Steve would tell you to do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! your reviews are pathetic and inaccurate. Five Stars
 
 
 
 
 
 
The words in bold are the only ones that describe the lp. That=6 words and thus needs to be removed as the rest of them are there to insult other reviewers.


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