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Plastic Man ![]() Forum Groupie ![]() ![]() Joined: November 06 2005 Status: Offline Points: 75 |
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this is the top review on the home page right now, but i thought i
would post it here because it will soon no longer be visible on the
front page..but ahahahahahahaha, best review ever.
KING CRIMSON "In the Court of the Crimson King" Review (Permanent link) by Chinwag Shall We Posted 3:36:43 AM EST, 11/28/2005 ![]() The first track, 21st Century Schizoid Man, kicks a lot of ass. Decades after true metalheads will discover this masterpiece and play even faster and heavier. Without this track, no DEATH METAL would exist today, in the same shape we know it. Forget BLACK SABBATH and LED ZEPPELIN, now this is HEAVY! This song is really cool, it has some really funny jazzy moments, I always laugh at them wehn I am stowned or drunk(like right nwo!). The second track shows what every METAL band should sound like: diverse and unpredictival. First they explode DEATH METAL bands, and then they play the FLUTE or maybe MELLOTRON(it's the same thing, right?). OPETH and FANTOMAS would later adapt this innovative iddea by fusing the brutal and the beautiful side of musi together. This isn'y rrally DEATH METAL, but without this song, the HEACY genre wuld be boring and every song wouls doiung the same. The third song makes the listener fall asleep. I think it was FRUUP's intention to fall asleep the listeenr. If it is your bad time, then go to bad and turn it on, but if it isn't, skip the tracxk and listen to Epitaph. Epitaph is very emotional and depressing. Without it, OPETH and AGALLOCH would never exist, if they did, it would be in some boring METAL shape, properly. I try not to listen to this song too much, it makes me cry, so I usually just skip ot track number 5 straight after I Talk To The Wung. The last song is a masterfecei!!!!!! It combines ROCK and maybe METAL with SYMPHONIC elements(like BACH and STUFF). This is cool and innovative! While Beatles(tupid hippys)were wasting heir time doing dtugs and Yes were w**king their instruments, KING CRMSON and ROBERT FRUUP fused HEAVINESS and SUMPHONICNESS. EMPEROR, THERION and ETC. would later adapt this idea. IN OTHER WORDS DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME IF YOU LIKE METAL YOU MUST BUY IT IT CREATED MUSIC GOOD MUSIC IM EAN |
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I begin to wonder if the points of all the ancient myths are solemnly di-rected straight.. at.. meeeeeeeeee!
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Lindsay Lohan ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: May 25 2005 Location: Norway Status: Offline Points: 3254 |
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Humm 21'st centure schizoid man is the only track on there that could have been remotely "heavy" either he is obsessed with death metal or is just trying to be funny Edited by Lindsay Lohan |
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erlenst ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: May 17 2005 Location: Denmark Status: Offline Points: 387 |
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Hahaha. LOL. That has to be the funniest review I've ever read. Is this guy serious ?????
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Plastic Man ![]() Forum Groupie ![]() ![]() Joined: November 06 2005 Status: Offline Points: 75 |
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i dont know. but my favorite part is "Yes were wanking their
instruments". by the way, thanks whoever moved this thread, for moving
it to a place where about 2 people will see it a week.
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I begin to wonder if the points of all the ancient myths are solemnly di-rected straight.. at.. meeeeeeeeee!
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Pablo_P ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: March 20 2005 Location: Poland Status: Offline Points: 1028 |
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Mwahahaha
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Pablo P.
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Lindsay Lohan ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: May 25 2005 Location: Norway Status: Offline Points: 3254 |
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KING CRIMSON "In the Court of the Crimson King"
Review (Permanent link) by AP Russo Posted 5:51:30 AM EST, 11/28/2005 ![]() And someone has replied too
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Logos ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() Joined: March 08 2005 Location: Finland Status: Offline Points: 2383 |
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This was the best part IMO:
" then they play the FLUTE or maybe MELLOTRON(it's the same thing, right?) " ![]() ![]() ![]() Essential stuff. |
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Ed_The_Dead ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: April 29 2005 Location: Poland Status: Offline Points: 4928 |
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Phil ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: June 17 2005 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 1881 |
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I didn't bother to read past the first mention of DEATH METAL until now..!!
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Easy Livin ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: February 21 2004 Location: Scotland Status: Offline Points: 15585 |
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Plastic Man. Looks like maybe you have not seen this thread: http://www.progarchives.com/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=13082 The notion that only threads in the Prog msuic lounge is misguided and wrong. Some of the most popular threads are in other sections. If you use the "Active topics" facility, the section the thread is in becomes irrelevant to the reader. |
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Bj-1 ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: June 04 2005 Location: No(r)Way Status: Offline Points: 31627 |
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One of the best abuse reviews yet |
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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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chopper ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 13 2005 Location: Essex, UK Status: Offline Points: 20032 |
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"Many parents were afraid to bring their kids to rock concerts, as the moshing was the new fashion in the late 60's, and many who went to concerts never returned home." Blimey - whose concerts were those? And who is this Robert Fruup guy? |
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Plastic Man ![]() Forum Groupie ![]() ![]() Joined: November 06 2005 Status: Offline Points: 75 |
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oh. |
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I begin to wonder if the points of all the ancient myths are solemnly di-rected straight.. at.. meeeeeeeeee!
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A'swepe ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: December 08 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 590 |
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Hilarious stuff - an enjoyable read!
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David - Never doubt in the dark that which you believe to be true in the light.
http://www.myspace.com/aardvarktxusa - Instrumental rock http://www.soundclick.com/aardvarktxusa |
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tardis ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: October 02 2005 Location: Victoria, BC Status: Offline Points: 14378 |
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"ROBERT FRUUP AND FRIENDS showed the stupid, filthy hippies how real MUSIC should be played."
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Easy Livin ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: February 21 2004 Location: Scotland Status: Offline Points: 15585 |
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STUFF was one of the most famous composers of the late 18th Century. Rober Fripp has often cited him as a major influence in the work of King Crimson.
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Bob Greece ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() Joined: July 04 2005 Location: Greece Status: Offline Points: 1823 |
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Thanks. I never saw that button. That's the kind of functionality that I always wished there was on the forum but I never knew it existed.
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Moatilliatta ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() Joined: December 01 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 3083 |
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HAHA, that was great.
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www.last.fm/user/ThisCenotaph
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The Doctor ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: June 23 2005 Location: The Tardis Status: Offline Points: 8543 |
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My favorite part was "I Talk to the Wung" By the way EL, I'm an indirect descendant of the great composer Stuff. It's about time he got the recognition he deserved. He was almost as great as the Chinese composer So On. |
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I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you?
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