USELESS DISCUSSIONS

Hey Cyg

A mother and father took their six-year-old son to a nude beach. As the boy
walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger
than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they
are the dumber the person is." Pleased with the answer, the boy goes to
play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have
larger "parts" than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the
dumber the person is." Satisfied with this answer, the boy returned to the
ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly told his
mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer
he talks, the dumber he gets."

TheProgtologist wrote: And you're listed twice again. Come clean Cyggie.....you have a clone,don't you?

Not just one clone... but a whole army!

TheProgtologist wrote: Cygnus X-2 wrote: TheProgtologist wrote: And you're listed twice again. Come clean Cyggie.....you have a clone,don't you? Not just one clone... but a whole army! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey Cyggie,Revenge of the Sith comes out on DVD Nov 1. I am then going to spend a whole day on the ultimate Star Wars marathon and watch all the dvd's in order.

Nov. 1 will be a day well remembered.

Cygnus X-2 wrote: TheProgtologist wrote: Cygnus X-2 wrote: TheProgtologist wrote: And you're listed twice again. Come clean Cyggie.....you have a clone,don't you? Not just one clone... but a whole army! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey Cyggie,Revenge of the Sith comes out on DVD Nov 1. I am then going to spend a whole day on the ultimate Star Wars marathon and watch all the dvd's in order. Nov. 1 will be a day well remembered.

I'm gonna do the same thing. 

Cyggie, Prog, what's your favorite movie of the saga?

And of course, "the chosen one" becoming a "master of evil" was all a woman's fault.

 

Edited by The Doctor

Out of the OT it's a toss up between ANH and ESB.I saw ANH in the theaters in 77 when I was 11 and it blew me away.But I love ESB because it is so dark.

Out of the new trilogy,definitely Revenge of the Sith.I waited a long time to witness Anakin Skywalker's turning to the dark side and I was not disappointed.

On a cool little SW side-note,when I first saw ANH,Star Wars hadn't caught on yet,and there were like 4 people in the theater besides me.

It stayed in my local theater for almost a year and every Sat. I spent my allowance to see SW.

Back then when a movie went out of the theaters you never really had a chance to see it again,unless they showed it on tv years later.

Damn...I feel old.

The best conversation in vdieo game history:


[Raiden's bonds are released and he jumps down.  He exits
the room and receives a call from the Colonel.]


Colonel    : Raiden, do you copy. You must continue your m-mission.

Raiden     : I've lost all my gear. I need to locate Snake.

Colonel    : He was never factored into the simulation. Leave him out of this.

Raiden     : I can't do much naked, especially in this temperature.

Colonel    : That's true -- you won't be able to attack or enter the hanging
              mode, either.

Raiden     : I think Snake has my gear.

Colonel    : Raiden, take out Solidus and his men. You must recover Arsenal
              intact.

Raiden     : Colonel, are you under orders from the Patriots?

Colonel    : Your role -- that is, mission -- is to infiltrate the structure
              and disarm the terrorists --

Raiden     : My role? Why do you keep saying that.

Colonel    : Why not? This is a type of role-playing game. The point is that
              you play out your part -- and I expect you to turn in a perfect
              performance!

Raiden     : Colonel, I just remembered something.

Colonel    : What?

Raiden     : That I've never met you in person. Not once.

Colonel    : ... Complete your mission according to the simulation!

Raiden     : Colonel, who are you?

Colonel    : No more questions. We have Rosemary.

Raiden     : What do you mean by that!

Colonel    : Over and out.


[End transmission.  Raiden moves ahead but he is interrupted again by the
Colonel.]


Colonel    : Raiden, turn the game console off right now!

Raiden     : What did you say?

Colonel    : The mission is a failure! Cut the power right now!

Raiden     : What's wrong with you?

Colonel    : Don't worry, it's a game! It's a game just like usual.

Rose       : You'll ruin your eyes playing so close to the TV.

Raiden     : What are you talking about!?

Colonel    : Raiden, something happened to me last Thursday when I was driving
              home. I had a couple of miles to go -- I looked up and saw a
              glowing orange object in the sky, to the east! It was moving very
              irregularly... Suddenly, there was intense light all around me --
              and when I came to, I was home. What do you think happened to me?

Raiden     : What?

Colonel    : Fine, forget it...


[Raiden makes his way through Arsenal to the location where he will meet
Snake.  On his way there the Colonel calls him up several more times but each
message gets stranger.  The Colonel even declares at one point that he needs
"Scissors, 61!"  Soon Rose contacts Raiden.]

TheProgtologist wrote: On a cool little SW side-note,when I first saw ANH,Star Wars hadn't caught on yet,and there were like 4 people in the theater besides me. It stayed in my local theater for almost a year and every Sat. I spent my allowance to see SW. Back then when a movie went out of the theaters you never really had a chance to see it again,unless they showed it on tv years later. Damn...I feel old.

I know how you feel.  Like I said when I first saw it, it was just Star Wars.  There was no episode number and no subtitle.  That was back in 77.  That's before some of these guys were born.

Who is everyone's favorite SW character?

I am obsessed with Boba Fett.

I read all the SW Expanded Universe books and when The Bounty Hunter Wars trilogy came out I was in SW geek heaven

I have my tattooist(who is a fellow SW freak)working on a Boba Fett tattoo design for me.