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    Posted: October 14 2005 at 13:07
Originally posted by chopper chopper wrote:

Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

And then there's Blind Dog at St Dunstan's. The title comes from the famous home for the blind in London, and a probably apochryphal story about Noel Coward.

The great actor, playwright, wit and songwriter was out in a London park with a young nephew, who saw two dogs copulating enthusiastically. 'What are those dogs doing, Uncle Noel?' asked the youngster. 'Well you see, the dog in front is blind, and the dog behind it is pushing her to St Dunstan's' came the reply.

Or possibly it was Winston Churchill. Or Oscar Wilde. One of those legendary wits, anyway.

That reminds me of a joke about a little Indian boy called Two Dogs F*cking...

  My dad told me that story when I was just a little kid.  And the one about the lost Indian named 'Falling Rock'.......

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 14 2005 at 07:49
Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

And then there's Blind Dog at St Dunstan's. The title comes from the famous home for the blind in London, and a probably apochryphal story about Noel Coward.

The great actor, playwright, wit and songwriter was out in a London park with a young nephew, who saw two dogs copulating enthusiastically. 'What are those dogs doing, Uncle Noel?' asked the youngster. 'Well you see, the dog in front is blind, and the dog behind it is pushing her to St Dunstan's' came the reply.

Or possibly it was Winston Churchill. Or Oscar Wilde. One of those legendary wits, anyway.

That reminds me of a joke about a little Indian boy called Two Dogs F*cking...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 14 2005 at 03:49
The sleeeve drawing for "Blind dog.." is great, you can study it for hours and still find new things to amuse you. Completely wasted when reduced to CD size.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 14 2005 at 03:18
Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

And then there's Blind Dog at St Dunstan's. The title comes from the famous home for the blind in London, and a probably apochryphal story about Noel Coward.

The great actor, playwright, wit and songwriter was out in a London park with a young nephew, who saw two dogs copulating enthusiastically. 'What are those dogs doing, Uncle Noel?' asked the youngster. 'Well you see, the dog in front is blind, and the dog behind it is pushing her to St Dunstan's' came the reply.

Or possibly it was Winston Churchill. Or Oscar Wilde. One of those legendary wits, anyway.

I thought St Dunstan was a neighborhood in Canterbury as you see tyhe gate of the city portrayed in the drawing....

But as for the story , I al;so knew that one!

 

 

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PLEASE don't start a thread asking what Brain Salad Surgery means...

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That one is much trickier , but well documented as well!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 13 2005 at 15:41

And then there's Blind Dog at St Dunstan's. The title comes from the famous home for the blind in London, and a probably apochryphal story about Noel Coward.

The great actor, playwright, wit and songwriter was out in a London park with a young nephew, who saw two dogs copulating enthusiastically. 'What are those dogs doing, Uncle Noel?' asked the youngster. 'Well you see, the dog in front is blind, and the dog behind it is pushing her to St Dunstan's' came the reply.

Or possibly it was Winston Churchill. Or Oscar Wilde. One of those legendary wits, anyway.

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I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 13 2005 at 12:34
PLEASE don't start a thread asking what Brain Salad Surgery means...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 13 2005 at 12:14
yeth, i did
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 13 2005 at 11:00

Originally posted by The Lost Chord The Lost Chord wrote:

thats cool...............................

Did you know that male lesbians existed? Now you do!!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 13 2005 at 10:52
thats cool...............................
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 13 2005 at 10:51
Originally posted by The Lost Chord The Lost Chord wrote:

arighty seany baby, well, i could do it all over again, id do it all over you.

 

GOT EM!@!!!!!

I am afraid my young friend that like Jean and Friede I am a lesbian only!

So I only do that sort of stuff with women!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 13 2005 at 10:48

arighty seany baby, well, i could do it all over again, id do it all over you.

 

GOT EM!@!!!!!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 13 2005 at 10:47
Originally posted by The Lost Chord The Lost Chord wrote:

hahaha ok whatever, now im just baffled at by how many guys on here couldnt say that simple answer.

not nearly as good as stunning c**ts

I think most of us had you hanging on , searching for the answer as we figured you were probably pre-pubescent.......

If we had told you , this could've been considered enticing a youth to undecent thinking!

And we would not want any of that happening in this forum , much even less on such a pure and immaculate thread!!!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 13 2005 at 10:39

hahaha ok whatever, now im just baffled at by how many guys on here couldnt say that simple answer.

not nearly as good as stunning c**ts

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 13 2005 at 10:35
Originally posted by The Lost Chord The Lost Chord wrote:

cmon now, what does it mean....i didnt think they would be that graphic, and even so...its not clever if u ask me.

So what is it, what is he saying if i could have sex and ejaculate than he would do it all over "you"

cmon now, clever? someones gotta have a better explanation than tjhis!

By god , I do believe he's got it!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 13 2005 at 10:32

cmon now, what does it mean....i didnt think they would be that graphic, and even so...its not clever if u ask me.

So what is it, what is he saying if i could have sex and ejaculate than he would do it all over "you"

cmon now, clever? someones gotta have a better explanation than tjhis!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 13 2005 at 07:39

Winter Wine is simply their best lyrics!!

And ITLOGAP (the track is also cool)

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 13 2005 at 06:18

Superb album.

Read somewhere that geoffrey Richardson (he of violin, electronic-spoons fame) actually played garden shears on stage when they played 'Hello Hello'...

Up on a hill top, far from the city
Overlooking a stream
I heard a sound, it made me look round
I looked back where I had just been
There just behind a ledge
There was a man who leapt to and fro
Clipping away at a hedge

<snip><snip><snip>....

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 12 2005 at 17:44
Originally posted by The Lost Chord The Lost Chord wrote:

'If I could do it all over again, i'd do it all over you'...i like it, i love the album...but am i missing something?

 

I dont see the background behind this title, is it funny? is there something i am missing? my brother loves the title, but what is there to love?  I am so lost, to me its just a weird title, nothing clever, is it clever???

How can someone who supposedly hit puberty already be this oblivious?

Anyway, play on words or not, it's a great album.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 12 2005 at 17:31
Originally posted by The Lost Chord The Lost Chord wrote:

'If I could do it all over again, i'd do it all over you'...i like it, i love the album...but am i missing something?
I dont see the background behind this title, is it funny? is there something i am missing? my brother loves the title, but what is there to love?  I am so lost, to me its just a weird title, nothing clever, is it clever???

You know, there are the birds and the bees and the butterflies...



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 12 2005 at 17:11

Originally posted by krusty krusty wrote:

^^ Any volunteers who would to explain this to young skywalker..


Umm....well....when two people love each other........

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