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    Posted: October 11 2005 at 20:47

You´re insane

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Review (Permanent link) by Hugues Chantraine @ 2:49:39 AM EST, 2/24/2004

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2 stars  —  After such a cornerstone as Signify , Porcupine Tree had to try even harder to renew themselves . Alas, they did but not the way I expected them to do. This album has too many hard rock guitars (borderline noisy-rock) and non-sensical songs. I never got into this album as I find it aggressive and find it relatively aimless.


 

What the f**k ?

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2 stars  —  This asks too much attention from the listener to be really worthy of better marks.
 
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This is a review? Did you listen to the album?
 
CAMEL

The Snow Goose

 
Review by Hugues Chantraine
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2 stars  —  2.9999 stars strictly on historical importance in the neverending Progstory. Can you believe this bores me to death that I never got to the end of it in one shot. The fact that this is a vocal-less album (except for some doodling towards the end of the album) is not helping me getting interested in it either. As I had the vinyll , I think I have never managed to even listen the end of both sides of it. Oh , I must've heard it many times but my attention had waned long ago.

Of course , most of my colleagues will tell you that this is great , but if you are a newcomer start elsewhere for this is not a good intro to the band - because it is totally instrumental and does not represent that very facet of Camel .
 
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Man this is a masterpiece.
 
I can show more of this review´s of sh*t, i just hope that this disease don´t contaminate others collaborators.
 
You´re insane.
 
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 11 2005 at 20:49

It's Hugues's personal opinion. You can't call him insane for not liking an album you like.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 11 2005 at 20:52
I seem to recall giving Snow Goose three stars.  I also know I didn't rate any Camel albums higher than three stars.  But I do agree on the technical point that an album which rates a 2.9999 in the mind of the reviewer should be rounded off to a 3.0. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 11 2005 at 21:02
Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

It's Hugues's personal opinion. You can't call him insane for not liking an album you like.

" We suggest you listen to an album several times before writing a review. It can take a number of listens to Prog albums in particular to begin to appreciate the music. "

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He makes the oppose  

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 11 2005 at 21:04
Originally posted by SevenColoured SevenColoured wrote:

Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

It's Hugues's personal opinion. You can't call him insane for not liking an album you like.

" We suggest you listen to an album several times before writing a review. It can take a number of listens to Prog albums in particular to begin to appreciate the music. "

 by progarchives

He makes the oppose  

Well he has done over 1000 reviews, surely there are a few bad eggs in the bunch.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 11 2005 at 21:07
Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

Originally posted by SevenColoured SevenColoured wrote:

Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

It's Hugues's personal opinion. You can't call him insane for not liking an album you like.

" We suggest you listen to an album several times before writing a review. It can take a number of listens to Prog albums in particular to begin to appreciate the music. "

 by progarchives

He makes the oppose  

Well he has done over 1000 reviews, surely there are a few bad eggs in the bunch.

These thing are reviews ?

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W Galerii Czasu

Review by Hugues Chantraine
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11:42:07 AM EST, 2/18/2004

1 stars  —  Liked it enough at the store to buy it and once home , boy, did I get rid of that quick as it was really not my cup of tea. Neo only like Poland can do it , very clean sounding but like there are hundreds of such albums.

MIKE OLDFIELD

Tubular Bells II

Review by Hugues Chantraine
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5:21:00 AM EST, 3/8/2004

1 stars  —  The fist one had not made much of an impression on me so the second one is even less likely to. Like most people who bought this , a buddy of mine came quickly to regret it

RICK WAKEMAN

Journey to the Centre of the Earth

Review by Hugues Chantraine
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4:33:54 AM EST, 2/26/2004

1 stars  —  This is the kind of album that brought the world to laugh at prog two years later. Second class as Gary Brooker of Procol Harum might have done much better but not have saved the concept(although the general public accepted this highly laughable project)

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 11 2005 at 21:15
Like Cygnus said, Hugues has written reviews for tons of albums.  He obviously doesn't care for an album that he gave a few stars.  It's just his opinion, besides he has good taste


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 11 2005 at 21:21
Yes, he is.

But we love him, for he is awesome.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 11 2005 at 21:21

Originally posted by meurglysIII meurglysIII wrote:

Like Cygnus said, Hugues has written reviews for tons of albums.  He obviously doesn't care for an album that he gave a few stars.  It's just his opinion, besides he has good taste

I can make 1000 reviews without listening to the albuns  

and saying things without sense...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 11 2005 at 21:22
Originally posted by SevenColoured SevenColoured wrote:

Originally posted by meurglysIII meurglysIII wrote:

Like Cygnus said, Hugues has written reviews for tons of albums.  He obviously doesn't care for an album that he gave a few stars.  It's just his opinion, besides he has good taste

I can make 1000 reviews without listening to the albuns  

and saying things without sense...



Damn shame that you've completely misjudged him.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 11 2005 at 21:24
All opinions - good people and remember HC overall has a very qualified and credible opinion, not that I agree about the Snow Goose and other of course.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 11 2005 at 21:27
Originally posted by SevenColoured SevenColoured wrote:

Originally posted by meurglysIII meurglysIII wrote:

Like Cygnus said, Hugues has written reviews for tons of albums.  He obviously doesn't care for an album that he gave a few stars.  It's just his opinion, besides he has good taste

I can make 1000 reviews without listening to the albuns  

and saying things without sense...



Ummm as far as I know, he has heard all of those albums at least once, you are misjudging him.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 11 2005 at 21:32
I was thinking of doing some reviews (starting with the Power and the Glory, my favourite) but every time I see a thread complaining about someone's opinions it makes me less likely to try.

Though, I will say that some of those reviews aren't really reviews at all, and more like anecdotes.. maybe they could be tidied and made relevant by the man himself..
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 11 2005 at 21:35

1) An opinion is an opinion, and everybody has a right to one, as long they express themselves with a certain degree of civility. I wonder what you'd make of the hammering that I gave to Kraftwerk, Can and The Enid ...

2) You'll note that all the highlighted reviews were written in Febuary or March of 2004, since then Hugues has written more than 1,000 reviews. He has actually stated elsewhere that he is not that happy with some of his earliest reviews and may go back and change them. Not that he needs me to defend him, but this guy should really be judged on his overall knowledge and reviewing skills ... read his Soft Machine series for example ...

3) In a totally unrelated note, Hugues may well be insane ... nobody can listen to that much prog and survive  

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 11 2005 at 21:35

Originally posted by laplace laplace wrote:



Though, I will say that some of those reviews aren't really reviews at all, and more like anecdotes.. maybe they could be tidied and made relevant by the man himself..

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 11 2005 at 21:36
Originally posted by Trotsky Trotsky wrote:

1) An opinion is an opinion, and everybody has a right to one, as long they express themselves with a certain degree of civility. I wonder what you'd make of the hammering that I gave to Kraftwerk, Can and The Enid ...

2) You'll note that all the highlighted reviews were written in Febuary or March of 2004, since then Hugues has written more than 1,000 reviews. He has actually stated elsewhere that he is not that happy with some of his earliest reviews and may go back and change them. Not that he needs me to defend him, but this guy should really be judged on his overall knowledge and reviewing skills ... read his Soft Machine series for example ...

3) In a totally unrelated note, Hugues may well be insane ... nobody can listen to that much prog and survive  

That may as well be true...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 11 2005 at 21:39
Originally posted by Trotsky Trotsky wrote:

1) An opinion is an opinion, and everybody has a right to one, as long they express themselves with a certain degree of civility. I wonder what you'd make of the hammering that I gave to Kraftwerk, Can and The Enid ...

Man i accept that, but i hope when he give´s one star or two to an album he explain why? Not just writing thing likes these...

"This asks too much attention from the listener to be really worthy of better marks. "

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 11 2005 at 21:51
Hughes has admitted on numerous occasions that some of his early reviews aren't any good, and has stated that he's gradaully going back through in an effort to improve them.  If you could lay off the insults, I'm sure we'd all appreciate it.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 11 2005 at 21:52
Originally posted by Useful_Idiot Useful_Idiot wrote:

Hughes has admitted on numerous occasions that some of his early reviews aren't any good, and has stated that he's gradaully going back through in an effort to improve them.  If you could lay off the insults, I'm sure we'd all appreciate it.


Agreed, I would appreciate it as well
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 11 2005 at 21:58

Originally posted by Useful_Idiot Useful_Idiot wrote:

If you could lay off the insults, I'm sure we'd all appreciate it.

 

What insults?  

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