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Dick Heath
Special Collaborator Jazz-Rock Specialist Joined: April 19 2004 Location: England Status: Offline Points: 12812 |
Posted: September 24 2005 at 15:20 | |||
Thanks Trotsky for those words. Occasionally things come together, here inspired by a record I first heard in 1969. I feeling devious at the moment, as I thinking to add (if it is not there already) and then write a review of Come Taste The Band by Tommy Bolin and his backing band at the time, Deep Purple...................... Edited by Dick Heath |
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Bj-1
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: June 04 2005 Location: No(r)Way Status: Online Points: 31327 |
Posted: September 24 2005 at 15:33 | |||
One of the funniest review i've ever read!! Especially the "butt" parts |
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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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Starette
Prog Reviewer Joined: June 14 2005 Location: New Zealand Status: Offline Points: 502 |
Posted: September 26 2005 at 17:52 | |||
Hehe- some people, despite the fact they can't speak english well, should really be made collaborators because they write intelligent criticism that I ENVY almost as much as I envy Rob-the-good's talent in reviewing And it's not always because the bad english makes it just plain hillarious Bj-1 although that review by Ozalan was pretty damn funny. Take this recent review for example: http://www.progarchives.com/Review.asp?id=48539 I'm only just getting into In the Court of the Crimson King and because I love it so much so far, I may have reason to disagree with some of what this man writes but only because I'm allowing the album to soak into my brain at the moment. He, on the other hand, knows the album well and is stepping back to take a look at the bigger picture quite effectively. His english (that he politey apologises for in the first sentence) only has a few glitches but that doesn't stop him from getting the main points across in a way that definitely attracts attention from the average musical intellectual. Well done and thank you for some good reading Eduardo! |
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50 tonne angel falls to the earth...
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krauthead
Forum Senior Member Joined: May 30 2005 Location: Sweden Status: Offline Points: 509 |
Posted: September 26 2005 at 18:27 | |||
There's words like butt and gay, maybe it's some sort of code |
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*Dancing madly backwards on a sea of air* - Captain Beyond
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Zitro
Prog Reviewer Joined: July 11 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 1321 |
Posted: September 26 2005 at 21:36 | |||
The 1-star review of Roger Water's 'Wall in berlin DVD and CD' really stand out!
uuaaahh
But he/she makes a good point : the music was badly affected by those guest musicians (especially in Another Brick on the Wall pt1 and pt2) |
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Don Quito
Forum Senior Member Joined: September 22 2005 Location: Costa Rica Status: Offline Points: 266 |
Posted: September 26 2005 at 22:02 | |||
Yee! I think that took him less than a few seconds... Very deep and profound |
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KEEP THE PROMISE YOU MADE
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Trotsky
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: October 25 2004 Location: Malaysia Status: Offline Points: 2771 |
Posted: September 26 2005 at 22:14 | |||
Cheers DH! Go easy on Bolin-era DP ... And many thanks to salmacis and starette for the kind words ... maybe there's a special place for Uriah Heep fans within the world of prog ... As for those Marc Baum reviews Easy ... he gets my vote
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"Death to Utopia! Death to faith! Death to love! Death to hope?" thunders the 20th century. "Surrender, you pathetic dreamer.”
"No" replies the unhumbled optimist "You are only the present." |
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Franck
Forum Newbie Joined: September 26 2005 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 11 |
Posted: September 26 2005 at 22:47 | |||
And what about this one !?!?
FRANK ZAPPA Weasels Ripped My Flesh |
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Trotsky
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: October 25 2004 Location: Malaysia Status: Offline Points: 2771 |
Posted: September 26 2005 at 22:51 | |||
That's one of my favourites ... I don't think anyone has summed up Zappa quite so succintly Seriously, how has this one survived here for more than a year?!?! |
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"Death to Utopia! Death to faith! Death to love! Death to hope?" thunders the 20th century. "Surrender, you pathetic dreamer.”
"No" replies the unhumbled optimist "You are only the present." |
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Easy Livin
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: February 21 2004 Location: Scotland Status: Offline Points: 15585 |
Posted: September 27 2005 at 03:58 | |||
Its days are now numbered! |
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Bob Greece
Prog Reviewer Joined: July 04 2005 Location: Greece Status: Offline Points: 1823 |
Posted: September 27 2005 at 06:19 | |||
Surely this one is a wind up?! |
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Phil
Forum Senior Member Joined: June 17 2005 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 1881 |
Posted: September 27 2005 at 10:00 | |||
^ Didn't you know that Phil Collins is a wery gay wocalist? I think he's grate !!
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stonebeard
Forum Senior Member Joined: May 27 2005 Location: NE Indiana Status: Offline Points: 28057 |
Posted: October 03 2005 at 16:46 | |||
MARILLION Brave
Review (Permanent link) by Emokid @ 6:31:58 PM EST, 3/17/2004 — MARLLION DOES A CONCEPT ALBUM AGAIN !!! I was so happy when i hear the news but... the sound is bad, the songs all kinda sound the same... I just can't listen this album, never could... it's torture that's what it is !!!
i think his name says it all.
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Miaugion
Forum Senior Member Joined: October 22 2004 Location: Christmas Island Status: Offline Points: 295 |
Posted: October 03 2005 at 18:14 | |||
Yes, I think so. A satire - but (butt?) not a bad one. |
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You house proud town mouse
ha ha, charade you are |
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Marc Baum
Prog Reviewer Joined: September 30 2005 Location: Germany Status: Offline Points: 259 |
Posted: October 03 2005 at 18:51 | |||
I've learned from my mistakes, I hope... |
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"All you need to do is sit back, and acquire the taste." - GENTLE GIANT
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ClemofNazareth
Special Collaborator Prog Folk Researcher Joined: August 17 2005 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 4659 |
Posted: October 03 2005 at 19:36 | |||
Well, I'm not sure what this one is trying to say. Apparently their fire was extinguished with this one, though. Whether the comparison to Toto and Journey was favorable or not is anyone's guess. KANSAS Drastic Measures |
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"Peace is the only battle worth waging."
Albert Camus |
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Easy Livin
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: February 21 2004 Location: Scotland Status: Offline Points: 15585 |
Posted: October 04 2005 at 03:58 | |||
Nice one Marc!
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stonebeard
Forum Senior Member Joined: May 27 2005 Location: NE Indiana Status: Offline Points: 28057 |
Posted: October 04 2005 at 08:23 | |||
here are two good ones, but maybe more are to come ()
YES "Close to the Edge" I am sick and tired of listening to you old folk talk about how you don't enjoy quality acts such as Dream Theater. One reviewer said it's not to his taste...ok then that's fine. So let me have my say now. If i want to fall asleep or have a good laugh, I'll listen to Yes or Genesis or Pink Floyd (etc). C'mon you oldies...this music is not as great as you all say it is. I am a 25 year old bachelor of music composition graduate and have been playing the keyboard, guitar and drums for a little over 10 yrs, so I AM a musician, unlike most of you. But instead of going into a lengthy essay about why this music is just plain boring, I'll just do what so many of you people do and say 'it's not to my taste'. So there you have it, I voiced my opinion and I don't care if you don't care but I am honest to God when I say that crappy old school prog rock bores me to tears and no matter how many times I listen to Yes' 'Close to the Edge', I will never understand why you guys get boners over it. The music is nothing earth shattering. But it's fine, if you oldies get so excited and this sorta stuff makes your hair stand up...well that's fine...but seriously now, just make sure you know there are educated musicians like myself who simply find it all boring.
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GENESIS "Foxtrot"
Review (Permanent link) by s d @ 8:16:15 AM EST, 10/4/2005 I am sick and tired of listening to you old folk talk about how you don't enjoy quality acts such as Dream Theater. One reviewer said it's not to his taste...ok then that's fine. So let me have my say now. If i want to fall asleep or have a good laugh, I'll listen to Yes or Genesis or Pink Floyd (etc). C'mon you oldies...this music is not as great as you all say it is. I am a 25 year old bachelor of music composition graduate and have been playing the keyboard, guitar and drums for a little over 10 yrs, so I AM a musician, unlike most of you. But instead of going into a lengthy essay about why this music is just plain boring, I'll just do what so many of you people do and say 'it's not to my taste'. So there you have it, I voiced my opinion and I don't care if you don't care but I am honest to God when I say that crappy old school prog rock bores me to tears and no matter how many times I listen to Yes' 'Close to the Edge', I will never understand why you guys get boners over it. The music is nothing earth shattering. But it's fine, if you oldies get so excited and this sorta stuff makes your hair stand up...well that's fine...but seriously now, just make sure you know there are educated musicians like myself who simply find it all boring.
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It's just one of those moments where you go, "Wait a minute..." |
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silentman
Forum Senior Member Joined: June 11 2004 Location: Poland Status: Offline Points: 113 |
Posted: October 04 2005 at 09:40 | |||
Most users from this forums are writing similar reviews about contemporary and avant-garde prog and they don’t find their place in this thread. hmmm...
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Bj-1
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: June 04 2005 Location: No(r)Way Status: Online Points: 31327 |
Posted: October 04 2005 at 09:46 | |||
CAPTAIN BEEFHEART (AND THE MAGIC BAND) "Trout Mask Replica"
Review (Permanent link) by Zargus @ 8:51:51 AM EST, 10/4/2005 Well i am not gona go in on song too song, becaus there is to many of em. This album surly isent for everybodys tast. Its a very stranges album and its realy amazing that it was made 69 yust think about it this groundbraking music is like 40 years old soon, thats hard too belive becaus it sounds like it culd have been recorded yesterday it have no of that deted feeling so many othere albums from that time have now days this music is absolutly timles it will never get old can not get old, its too crazy for that, so buy thes masterpiece of strangesness and be ready for a ride and get blown away. So as i said this may not be your taste i must confess my self this is far form being my nummber 1 album of all time but nomather if i like it or not anybody with anymusic taste will agree that this is a landmark album.
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