The Battle Of The Mental Cases .V vs V

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   It is my considered opinion that Velvet Clown and myself are the most deranged members on the site and have agreed to showdown of insane stories. Most of the things I have Done are unprintable. But here goes with the openining one , and beleive me it is pretty tame compared to what is going to come.
In High school we would go to the corner store at lunch hour to buy candy, soft drinks etc. On the way back one day we found a dead cat. I picked it up and smuggled it back into the school. We were having an English test with this particularily sensitive teacher Ms. Baumgarten. The test was on Shakespear's Macbeth. I put the dead cat in her bottom drawer Which she frequently would open. We always were sitting in the the back of the class. We were just laughing waiting for her to open the drawer. During the test she was just saying to us shhhh unaware of what was to come. When she finally opened the drawer she absolutely shieked in terror and ran out of the classroom. To make a long story short my dad and I were in the principal's office the next morning. I spent a lot of time with my dad in the principal's office in high school.
Your Turn Velv.