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Originally posted by Bj-1 Bj-1 wrote:

Frank Zappa - Weasels Ripped my Dick (or raped)

I think "Weasels Licked My Gash" is funnier

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Zappa: King of RIO/Avant-Porn
RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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Zappa - One guy fists them all
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Originally posted by Bj-1 Bj-1 wrote:

Progressive Porn genres:

  • Symphonic Porn
  • Folk Porn
  • Neo-Porn
  • RIO/Avant-Porn
  • Jazz-Porn/Fusion
  • Canterporn
  • Krautporn
  • Porn Metal

 



That is so funny!

My little contribution to this thread:

Pink Floyd - More, More, MORE!!!


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Progressive Porn genres:

  • Symphonic Porn
  • Folk Porn
  • Neo-Porn
  • RIO/Avant-Porn
  • Jazz-Porn/Fusion
  • Canterporn
  • Krautporn
  • Porn Metal

 
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Originally posted by loverboy loverboy wrote:

Originally posted by Andrea Cortese Andrea Cortese wrote:

Camel -  Boobmadness

 

you are female'.... right?ErmmDisapproveDisapproveUnhappyAngryDead

i knew it.

SORRY BUT I'M NOT FEMALE!!!!!!!!!!!

I know that my name is in use also for women, but the name Andrea itself means: MALE!!!

It derives in fact from the ancient greek words ANDREIA (virility) and ANER-ANDROS (MAN)!!!

Hope this expalnation will be useful to "deride", finally, only the women with this MALE name!!!



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Gong/Prostitute poem

And the album "Body love" by klaus Shultze.
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Originally posted by Andrea Cortese Andrea Cortese wrote:

Camel -  Boobmadness

 

you are female'.... right?

i knew it.

 ' are you ready eddy?'
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Camel -  Boobmadness

 
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Opeth - My Arse, It Hurts!    

         - Damn Asian         

Emerson licks and palms her

Wonderbra generator

Metallica - Mate Al In Car



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Ac/dc - Dick in Back

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Whitesnake - Anal Love In The Heart Of The City.
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Frank Zappa-Twat Rats

 
I don't believe in demons
I don't believe in devils
I only believe in you
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Now really wanna see some real porn rock ????????? Check out these guys..

 

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I wanted to pick ones that you dont have to change the name

  • elderly woman behind the counter in a small town - Pearl jam
  • The Garden of Jane Delawney - Trees
  • Hard and Tenderly - The Residents
  • Violent Pornography - system of a down
  • Rise and Fall - Palas
  • White room - Cream

and as for CDs i have another related to Cream

  • The Cream of Clapton
HELP!
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Ok this may not be porn but what about

Rush - Closer to the fart ?

 
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Originally posted by Matti Matti wrote:

Also classical composers were into porn!   I hope most of these classics are familiar to you:

Beethoven: Symphony No 3 "Erotica"
Vivaldi: The Whore Seasons
Mozart: The Horny Concerto
Dvorak: Serenade in Strings (this type of lingerie has inspired almost all composers...)
Chopin: Sex-Fantasie-impromptu
Berlioz: Sex-Fantastic Symphony
Mussorgsky: Pictures of an Exhibitionist (also covered by ELP)
   -  "  -    Night With a Bald Madam
Saint-Saens: Symphony No 3 "Orgasm Symphony"
Grieg: Peer at the C*nt
Prokofieff: Petra and the Wolf
Mendelssohn: Midsummer Night's Sex Dream
Wagner: The F*cking Dutchman
Gerhswin: Orgy and Bess
Holst: Mars and Venus in Bed (from 'Planets')

Not to forget Scriabin's Poem of Extasy (a real title). Also Purcell's Fairy Queen might have certain orientations... Ok, some of these are tasteless but some I think are amusing, I hope you agree.


how about Edward Elgar - "The Orgasm Variations"?


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  • Pain Of Salvation - Fandildo
  • Jean-Michel Jarre - Chronolorgie 1
  • Frank Zappa - Walrus En Regalia (not porn, but whatever)
  • Van Der Graaf Generator - Ass With No Door
  • Supertramp - Hide In Your Smell
  • AC/DC - She's Got Balls (no change required)
  • Brand X - The "Plook" (if you have heard Frank Zappa - Joe's Garage, then you know what i mean)

 
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Amon Duul II - Phallus Dei (no changing needed - it means 'God's Cock', apparently).

Brand X - Why should I lend you mine when you've broken yours off already....(no change

Genesis - Afterblow

Yes - If Only You Blew

Atomic Rooster - Head in the Sky (no change)

Gryphon - Touch and Blow (also ELPowell - Touch and Blow)

Jefferson Starship - Girl with the Hungry Thighs

.....to name a few....
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Points: 2188 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 15 2005 at 22:24

Dream Theater

-Lifting Shadows Off A Dick

-The Louder Girl

-Anal Lee

-Overture (No need changing)

-A Fortune In Sex

 

Yes

-Lift Me Up (No need changing)

-Owner Of A Lonely Dick

 
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