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stripthesoul
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Topic: Music So Cheesy Its Good Posted: August 30 2005 at 19:59 |
Can anyone else think of music that they find so hilariously cheesy
that they actually occasionally enjoy listening to it, bad as it
is? For me it's Journey. Awful as they are, I can't listen
to "Any Way You Want It" without bursting out laughing. Did
anyone ever take these guys seriously? Alice Cooper works too, as
well as any number of 80's hair metal bands (except Van Halen and Guns
N' Roses; I don't like either band but neither is bad enough to descend
into self-parody).
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Damen
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Posted: August 30 2005 at 20:10 |
Europe - The Final Countdown
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tuxon
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Posted: August 30 2005 at 20:32 |
Damen wrote:
Europe - The Final Countdown
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Europe started as a progresive rock band, that influence is still audible in that album.
great stuff
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Reverie
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Posted: August 30 2005 at 20:40 |
Blind Guardian (early stuff anyway; i don't care for the later)
And cheesiness is one of the reason i do enjoy listening to Dragonforce, even though i really don't do that often. I should though!
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kingofbizzare
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Posted: August 30 2005 at 21:11 |
I pulled out Love Beach for the second time ever last night (the only other time I listened to it was this past winter when I bought it, before I'd heard anything else by ELP except Works v.1) and I really enjoyed it. It's a decent album if you don't look at the title or cover and don't compare it to any other ELP album.
Also, I find The Gray Album (a mixture of Jay-Z's Black Album and The Beatles White Album) to be very funny, even though it horrible disgraces The Beatles' original album.
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Metropolis
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Posted: August 31 2005 at 19:47 |
Dragonforce are awesome. In the latest issue of Terrorizer,
Herman Li denies that the band are cheesy, 'fraid I've got to disagree
with you Herman.
Also Valhalla by Yngwie Malmsteen, that song is so cheesy its unreal.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: August 31 2005 at 20:41 |
kingofbizzare wrote:
I pulled out Love Beach for the second time ever last night (the only other time I listened to it was this past winter when I bought it, before I'd heard anything else by ELP except Works v.1) and I really enjoyed it. It's a decent album if you don't look at the title or cover and don't compare it to any other ELP album.
Also, I find The Gray Album (a mixture of Jay-Z's Black Album and The Beatles White Album) to be very funny, even though it horrible disgraces The Beatles' original album.
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Shack Man
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Posted: August 31 2005 at 21:44 |
video killed the radio star!
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Extraordinary how potent cheap music is...
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stripthesoul
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Posted: August 31 2005 at 22:24 |
Shack Man wrote:
video killed the radio star! |
Whoever thought these guys would sound good in Yes deserves to be put on the list of worst ideas ever.
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Posted: September 01 2005 at 00:19 |
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salmacis
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Posted: September 01 2005 at 15:39 |
I enjoy Journey's music, but I think most AOR bands of their ilk tend to be cheesy a fair bit, particularly late period Styx ('Mr Roboto') and all of REO Speedwagon's stuff.
The whole 'hair metal' genre is cheese in excelsis- the lyrics, singing, solos and even the song/ album titles and band names themselves are just unintentionally hilarious. I have my doubts whether any of those bands can even play or sing- the solos seem to be a flurry of notes glued together. I can tolerate Twisted Sister's early stuff, because that's heavier than most bands of that genre, and Motley Crue's first two albums- after that, there were too many lumpen power ballads ('Home Sweet Home').
I never put Van Halen in that category, as they were superb musicians that had the 70s hard rock sound of bands like Montrose and Ted Nugent but with more polished execution, and the songwriting was usually top notch. Sure, you can blame them for Poison and Warrant and all that stuff, but VH were in a different league to the bands they influenced.
Guns 'N' Roses are perhaps the metal band that everyone except me thinks are brilliant- I find Axl Rose extremely irritating, and to me the 'Use Your Illusion' albums are the most pointlessly excessive albums I've ever heard in rock, but at least 'Appetite For Destruction' showed they could play and write decent songs, even if I rarely play it...
'Drama' was a decent album imo, but had a high cheese quotient- 'I Am A Camera' for example...'Machine Messiah' was a great track, but that was the highpoint of the album. Still, it's far better than most Yes stuff since that album.
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Heptade
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Posted: September 01 2005 at 15:43 |
80s Genesis.
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The world keeps spinning, people keep sinning
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AngelRat
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Posted: September 01 2005 at 15:51 |
Any song by ABBA.
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salmacis
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Posted: September 01 2005 at 17:08 |
I have to say The Darkness are pretty cheesy too- the vocals and ideosyncratic lyrics make it a parody, even if they vehemently deny they are a parody. Indeed, they have been in vicious slanging matches with Bon Jovi about their credibility (which I consider the pot calling the kettle black to be honest- I actually prefer The Darkness to Bon Jovi anyway..) and Lemmy of Motorhead (but Lemmy is a 100% rock legend).
Elements of heavy metal have always been cheesy- just think of Ian Gillan's stint in Black Sabbath, what with the stonehenge sets and the flying dwarfs and everything, not to mention their album 'Born Again', which is an opus to preposterousness- despite that, I really love it- 'Disturbing The Priest' is one hell of a riff and brilliantly sung by Gillan! Gillan also admits his stint in Sabbath was something of a joke too, which is great!
Judas Priest just released a 13 minute ode to the Loch Ness Monster, and again I love it- it has an extremely heavy and slowburning riff. But, the chorus is outrageously bombastic and OTT, and has gained a plethora of damning reviews. Funny- it's my fave track on the album!Priest have done some outrageously cheesy tunes, such as 'Parental Guidance'- which is one of the more horrid songs I've heard by a metal band.
Iron Maiden, who are one of the more consistent bands in metal, have done some songs bordering on edam in excelsis- 'Bring Your Daughter...To The Slaughter' and 'Women In Uniform'...dear oh dear...
Deep Purple's late 80s stuff could be called, to coin a Gong album title, 'Camembert Electrique'- listen to the 'House Of Blue Light' album, with its blustering production and the terrible 'Mad Dog', with a keyboard solo that sounds like it was created using several different telephones...
I found some of the last Dream Theater album 'Octavarium' very cheesy- and not in a good way really.
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Citanul
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Posted: September 02 2005 at 03:13 |
salmacis wrote:
Judas Priest just released a 13 minute ode to
the Loch Ness Monster, and again I love it- it has an extremely heavy
and slowburning riff. But, the chorus is outrageously bombastic and
OTT, and has gained a plethora of damning reviews. Funny- it's my fave
track on the album!
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I have to agree with you on Loch Ness. It's not my favourite song
on the album, but I do like it, and don't agree with the bad reviews.
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Posted: September 02 2005 at 03:58 |
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Posted: September 02 2005 at 04:01 |
AngelRat wrote:
Any song by ABBA. |
There's nothing cheesy about most ABBA songs (I'll grant you I have a dream). Very underestimated band.
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Matti
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Posted: September 02 2005 at 05:21 |
ABBA has some superb songs! I especially like Visitors , their final album; 'I Let the Music Speak' is nearly symphonic composition, and 'The Day Before You Came' (a single, cd's bonus track) always moves me. It's really nothing to be ashamed of if you like ABBA.
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salmacis
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Posted: September 02 2005 at 08:43 |
I'm not an Abba fan at all, but I wouldn't really call it cheesy as such- they did have good musicians in the band and could pen a good pop hook.
Genesis in the 1980s defines the term 'cheese'- 'Invisible Touch', 'In Too Deep' and 'Illegal Alien' being the worst offenders.
Uriah Heep did quite a few cheesy numbers in the 1980s. Sure, they are my fave band of all, but it's hard to defend rubbish like 'Stay On Top', 'Weekend Warriors' or 'Rockerama', where they seemed to turn into a Def Leppard tribute act.
Ah, Def Leppard- one of cheesiest rock bands ever, but that is their appeal, and they have no pretension of being serious. 'When Love And Hate Collide' is perhaps the most ham, and cheese, filled sandwich of a ballad, but everything I've heard of theirs, such as 'Let's Get Rocked', is dumb in the extreme. Still, I do own their greatest hits CD, and their first album was a good NWOBHM album.
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Posted: September 02 2005 at 08:48 |
Be very ASHAMED if you are an ABBA fan.
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