Who`s the best?

Damn, why are Pole's so strange?!

I voted for Homer, btw

Wolf Spider wrote: Ed_The_Dead wrote: Damn, why are Pole's so strange?! I voted for Homer, btw I`m proud to be Pole aren`t you? We are not strange it just that the rest of the world doesn`t undrestand us. I think this is better than another poll about: who has the longest hair or do you shave your legs...

Well, this was meant to be some self-irony, you know

Spider-Man by miles.

Wolverine. You should have heard his old debut album "And then there were three... blades per hand." He was the lead singer. (no duh.) It was in 1979. For the recording of the instruments he got Storm on keybord, Scott Summers on Bass, and Night Crawlers on Guitar. I'll get to the drums later, Jean Grey, Mystique, and Shadowcat where on backing vocals. Scott summers decided to go on with the stage name "Cyclops." The band, officially formed in 1980 as a band not as a recording on Wolverines album, was titled "Genesis of the Pink X-Men who played with styx." After public bashing of clear name rip- er- influences they decided to shorten it to X-Men. The album by wolverine was great on it's own, but the editing in the studio led by Professer X really made it Uniqe. But "Docta' W" (George W. Bush) did not feel that his vocal talent was being exspressed on the bands first album, "Birth of the Yellow people who played with Sticks."

This one was even better with the editing of Magneto, after Prof. X decided to come up with a school that he would get freinds to do everything for him and he'd sit around a teach one class and get payed. He decided the school would be for freeks because he could purswade parents to beleive they were all right with his mind control. 

But then Catastrophie struck. Wolverine had amnesia. He had to leave the band. Then the band needed to find a drummer and a vocalist. Even worse, Cyclops sunglass's broke after a horrific papparazzi accident. Without thinking, Cyclops opened his eyes and hit his left hand. He could no longer play bass! Magneto then shut down his record company due to horrible pay. Mystique followed him because he was comming out with a book on "The art of Metal." And he wanted her on the cover. For unknown resonsons, she did not come back. Jean Grey learned to play drums so she coverd that, and night crawler recorded the bass. Shadowcat was kicked out for arguements with the band.

There next album "Wow, life sucks" sold great but ultimitly made Jean Grey quit. She recently announced it was because the songs where either to Blasphemous or to religous, and she was not into that.

But by that time it was the mid 80's and computers could record drums, so there was no problem. But then Night Crawler said it was to Blasphemous as well, so he quit. Storm got her posse to join the band There album "The only thing that could make life worse is if I quit now and the others formed a preppy band that later changed to another style of rock" sold pretty cruddy. So storm quit seeing the album sales. The rest of the band saw they couldn't live out the legacy so they formed there own band that was called "Green day." You know what happend with them.

Cyclops, Storm, Gene Grey, And Professer X started a school to teach mutants how to use their powers. Wolverine became a wanderer. Night Crawler went to join a group of religous monks, and Magneto along with Mystique began the human/mutant war. (Long story, relating back to that papparazzi accident.) Oh, and Shadowcat went to the same school Prof. X. made.

We know where bush went.

kittys!!!!

Donald is very progressive

Bugs Bunny .. the smartest of them all 

seriously, garfield is the name of a canadian prog folk band