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wallace 
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Posted: May 27 2005 at 14:24 |
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Words fail Wallace.
Juist wha is goin' on here?
Be this th' feckin' Twilight Zone?
The origernal idea threid starter quotient is blinkin' low at PA.
Juist now ah looks at me screen an o' 28 threid starters we ha' these:
BEST 2005
FAVORITE downloads
BJH BEST
WORST band
BEST concept
LONGEST prog
BEST 10 to play to girlfriend
FAVORITE PH
BEST prog metal
BEST bassists
Tha's 10 outta 28!
Wha's exacterly th'matter wiv ye fowk?
Whyfore dis feck'd obsession?
Are ye all wee Donald Trumps? (Flippin' comb-overs an' awl?)
Are ye walking suits born nae o' woman but oot frae sum corporate vat: genotype= feckin' perdictable.
Be dis forum th' Village o' th' Damned or sum ant-farm?
WHYFORE yer awl tinkin' TH'SAME? Postin' th' same awld tosh?
Yer scarin' Wallace.
Be th' main purpose o' dis forum simply tae inform bollard-newbies, wha' th' flippin' BEST be?
Doan people here wanna be edifi'd wiv informatif posts?
Seemit thais posts be bung'd in atta laist moment:
"Hey, ah'l do summat novel an' bung in a BEST post. We dinnae ha' a Best keysplayer post inna laist FECKIN' TREE DAYS ,sae ah'll do th' forum a guid deed an' start ain oop!"
Same ol...same ol.
Same ol execrable TOSS!
Th' amount o'ingenious posts hereaybits wouldnae fit a flea's codpiece.
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Hokay -start wiv yer clivvor-dick retorts.
Start oop th' "Baist prog tae watch Baywatch threid" or "Warst prog fer a Munday Night" or "Baist feckin' Prog tae drink feckin' Watney's Red Barrel tae."
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Tony R
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Posted: May 27 2005 at 14:26 |
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Well start an interesting thread then................and make sure we can read it.
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wallace
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Posted: May 27 2005 at 14:40 |
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Ah shouldae kenn'd the Reed Luver would be fairst.
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Wallace recently start'd oop th'ratha dashin'ly clivvorly-contriv'd "Englishism in Prog" soobject threid.
It wor swiftly Shwartzenegger'd arf tae th' Elysian fields.
Wallace wud lik tae ken o' th' moderators why dis perticoolar threid o' mine wert succintly terminator'd.
Mebbe ye deem'd it tae 'eavy fer th' locals tae deal wiv?
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Tony R
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Posted: May 27 2005 at 14:59 |
 wallace wrote:
Ah shouldae kenn'd the Reed Luver would be fairst.
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Wallace recently start'd oop th'ratha dashin'ly clivvorly-contriv'd "Englishism in Prog" soobject threid.
It wor swiftly Shwartzenegger'd arf tae th' Elysian fields.
Wallace wud lik tae ken o' th' moderators why dis perticoolar threid o' mine wert succintly terminator'd.
Mebbe ye deem'd it tae 'eavy fer th' locals tae deal wiv? |
You were asked/told to start writing in plain English, and you didnt-what did you expect.
I'm just listening to Museo Rosenbach's "Zarathustra". Why was the production so bad on a lot of these 70's Italian Prog albums?
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TheProgtologist
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Posted: May 27 2005 at 15:09 |
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I have no idea what you just said Wallace.Talk about a pointless topic.
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wallace
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Posted: May 27 2005 at 15:10 |
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Now thare's a 'arfway daicent threid posserbility.
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Warse o' awl be Italians' Il Trono dei Ricordi ,William Blake concept lp.
Whyfore go tae awl th'bovver o' makin' sic a crackin' guid disc, an' den throws it awl doon th'plug 'ole by makin' the vocals nigh-'earable??
(Wallace doan mind badly-articurlat'd English -but wiv th' Trono case dis weakness were compound'd by the toe-curlin'ly
arfool vocals mix itself!)
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NetsNJFan
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Posted: May 27 2005 at 15:10 |
Tony R wrote:
wallace wrote:
Ah shouldae kenn'd the Reed Luver would be fairst.
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Wallace recently start'd oop th'ratha dashin'ly clivvorly-contriv'd "Englishism in Prog" soobject threid.
It wor swiftly Shwartzenegger'd arf tae th' Elysian fields.
Wallace wud lik tae ken o' th' moderators why dis perticoolar threid o' mine wert succintly terminator'd.
Mebbe ye deem'd it tae 'eavy fer th' locals tae deal wiv? |
a. You were asked/told to start writing in plain English, and you didnt-what did you expect.
b. I'm just listening to Museo Rosenbach's "Zarathustra". Why was the production so bad on a lot of these 70's Italian Prog albums?
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a - good comment
b - good question, i was wondering the same about italian prog collection, early PFM is horrendous.
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Tony R
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Posted: May 27 2005 at 15:15 |
The first Banco album is a dreadful recording,all the instruments sound thin and the vocals harsh.
Maybe they just didnt have the funds,but more likely, advanced (for the time) recording techniques weren't available in Italy at that time..
I would love remasters of the early '70s Italian prog scene.
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Fantômas
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Posted: May 27 2005 at 15:16 |
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Cool, I didn't understand a line, and I'm glad I'm not the only one.
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frenchie
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Posted: May 27 2005 at 15:21 |
is 'eart an aprreviation of neil peart 
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The Worthless Recluse
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Azrael2112
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Posted: May 27 2005 at 15:50 |
wallace wrote:
Words fail Wallace.
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you got that right 
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alchemist
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Posted: May 27 2005 at 16:08 |
wats the meaning of this thread, its kind of ridiculous! 
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no great genius has existed without a touch of madness...
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Posted: May 27 2005 at 19:45 |
wallace wrote:
Words fail Wallace.
Juist wha is goin' on here?
Be this th' feckin' Twilight Zone?
The origernal idea threid starter quotient is blinkin' low at PA.
Juist now ah looks at me screen an o' 28 threid starters we ha' these:
BEST 2005
FAVORITE downloads
BJH BEST
WORST band
BEST concept
LONGEST prog
BEST 10 to play to girlfriend
FAVORITE PH
BEST prog metal
BEST bassists
Tha's 10 outta 28!
Wha's exacterly th'matter wiv ye fowk?
Whyfore dis feck'd obsession?
Are ye all wee Donald Trumps? (Flippin' comb-overs an' awl?)
Are ye walking suits born nae o' woman but oot frae sum corporate vat: genotype= feckin' perdictable.
Be dis forum th' Village o' th' Damned or sum ant-farm?
WHYFORE yer awl tinkin' TH'SAME? Postin' th' same awld tosh?
Yer scarin' Wallace.
Be th' main purpose o' dis forum simply tae inform bollard-newbies, wha' th' flippin' BEST be?
Doan people here wanna be edifi'd wiv informatif posts?
Seemit thais posts be bung'd in atta laist moment:
"Hey, ah'l do summat novel an' bung in a BEST post. We dinnae ha' a Best keysplayer post inna laist FECKIN' TREE DAYS ,sae ah'll do th' forum a guid deed an' start ain oop!"
Same ol...same ol.
Same ol execrable TOSS!
Th' amount o'ingenious posts hereaybits wouldnae fit a flea's codpiece.
.....
Hokay -start wiv yer clivvor-dick retorts.
Start oop th' "Baist prog tae watch Baywatch threid" or "Warst prog fer a Munday Night" or "Baist feckin' Prog tae drink feckin' Watney's Red Barrel tae."
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Please write so I can understand!
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threefates
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Posted: May 27 2005 at 22:28 |
Actually I sort of understood Wallace. His point is that by reading the types of threads that are monopolizing the first page of the main discussion... they have no substance, which is sort of scaring him since this is suppose to be a prog forum, he was expecting more in the way of prog discussion. Since theres this illusion that prog lovers are smarter than your average music listerner....
In a way I agree with him, but then he's looking for substance, but doesn't care enough to type in a manner understandable to the entire membership.
So whats worse???
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Fantômas
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Posted: May 27 2005 at 22:34 |
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Go and get a nice cold beer, man... Damn...
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con safo
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Posted: May 27 2005 at 22:35 |
yeees... 
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transend
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Posted: May 27 2005 at 22:45 |
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Holy crap is Wallace of the Scottish persuasion perhaps?
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chorus of one
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Posted: May 27 2005 at 23:35 |
Does this Wallace guy really think people TYPE in accents? Can't be a joke becase it's not funny, I really don't understand what you're trying to do.
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threefates
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Posted: May 27 2005 at 23:48 |
Well when Wallace first got here, he typed in regular english, but always referred to himself in the 3rd person. He still does that, but now with a typed Scottish accent. So who really knows what the problem is.. maybe he's just off his meds!
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Posted: May 28 2005 at 03:18 |
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