never live near . . .

maani wrote: utah man: Actually, James Lee lives only a few miles from Area 51.  Imagine what he gets to see and hear!

Aliens, UFOs and shallow conspiricies?

I bet Area 51 has pink floyd and genesis EACH OTHERS best tunes constantly in their classic lineups.


Or we could just believe in all the flying saucer crap!








                         










                                                                             

Peter wrote: ^ Our beloved James Lee IS "Area 51."

I thought Prog Archive was Area 51?

The only place I know where you will see Tony R. performing alien autopsies.

I spent four years in the Air Force. I used to have to work security around the alert aircraft and hide behind a "blast shield" when they fired those puppies up. Talk about Earshplittinlowedenbomber. Holy f**k, I think my hearing is still screwed up from that portion of my life. I live five miles from an old AFB. It closed about 12 years ago, but i remember the constant noise.

A few years ago, the backyard of my old house faced an elementary school playground. I worked night shift, and those little bastards SCREAMED continuously while on recess. The don't put 'em all out at once to get the noise over with, noooo, they rotate groups of 500 every hour and half. A whole new group of little bastards would come screaming each time I finally pulled myself into dreamland. I spent a year on that shift and I was one grumpy prick. I bet half of those little screaming bastards are criminals now. Serves 'em right.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

one of those aliens must be frenchie, or some relative anyway!

Joren wrote:

Joren , you know where I can get one of those? Can you lend me yours with a few amos in reserve (I can even rent it if you want). The CIA is watching me too closely so I cannot search for it on the net!

 

 

I can think of a couple useful things to do with one of those! For the sake of the meek so they can inherit the Earth (in not too bad a shape)

 

Sean Trane wrote: Joren wrote: Careful not aiming at the pilot ! It could be our friend Ian Gledhill/VibrationBaby.

Yes, that's right! I totally forgot about that! Maybe Utah_Man should use 'Mariah-missiles', Vibrationbaby is immune for those.

Regarding Mariah missiles , I'd love to spend a night with her in bed ! She must be a real sexual bomb! I'd screw some musical taste into that woman!

 

 

That was a bit easy , but you presented me the occasion for that one.

Utah_man wrote

ok... but what if this thingy misses.
then those fighter jets will fire back at me

both me and my entire collection of carefully selected and extremely rare music will be toast.

With searching head missiles , this should not be a problem , slight over-cost but if you can afford the stuff.

Just to be sure , do it from your neighbor's lawn. He probably listen to crappy disco , anyway!!!