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Dan Bobrowski 
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 02 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 5243 |
 Topic: You might be a Proghole if:Posted: February 13 2004 at 17:13 |
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Ya'll have got to go to this site and check it out. I almost died laughing. After you read this article, post a response. Are you a Proghole? By the way, Salem Hill rocks.
http://www.salemhill.com/ranrum/proghole.html
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dude
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Joined: January 30 2004 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 1338 |
Posted: February 14 2004 at 06:26 |
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DANBO: checked out the site ,HILARIOUS!!!
 , NO 37 made me cring because i have thought of that!!!!! yes i am a proghole!!!!
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Stormcrow
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Joined: February 05 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 400 |
Posted: February 14 2004 at 08:47 |
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OK so I'm a proghole. So sue me! |
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Glass-Prison
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Joined: February 08 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 453 |
Posted: February 14 2004 at 10:51 |
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all right, after reading this, I've concluded...
I'm a PROGHOLE!!!! |
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Paco Fox
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Joined: February 10 2004 Location: Spain Status: Offline Points: 500 |
Posted: February 14 2004 at 11:20 |
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4 - Guilty!!! Although I haven't listened to 'Love Beach'... But I have 'To the Power of 3' 13.- 2.... oh! too many to comment here... I'm really over 5. I'm really really such a snob...
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Jim Garten
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Retired Admin & Razor Guru Joined: February 02 2004 Location: South England Status: Offline Points: 14693 |
Posted: February 16 2004 at 03:07 |
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Oh God, Oh God!
Who's been spying on me?? Proghole - Guilty as 
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012 |
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Peter
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: January 31 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 9669 |
Posted: February 18 2004 at 00:56 |
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Aaargh! there's a picture of me I will sue! Bruford is still GOD! (Sorry Maani!) Edited by Peter Rideout |
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
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Redstar
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Joined: February 16 2004 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 61 |
Posted: February 18 2004 at 01:30 |
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I don't care...I've been called worse kinda holes...
Very funny tho |
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Verisimilitude
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Joined: February 09 2004 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 114 |
Posted: February 18 2004 at 02:49 |
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Hehe, true that... I don't think I'm really a proghole either... |
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Joren
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Posted: February 18 2004 at 04:01 |
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I'm not a proghole...
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lucas
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Posted: February 19 2004 at 17:26 |
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22. you've spent years in therapy in an effort to forget that John Wetton has ever been involved with anything outside of King Crimson. 42. you hear a car crash and say "That's derivative of {insert band's name here.}" 63. the first thing you look for in a good school for your kids is if they offer classes in Kobaian. 64. you're no longer speaking to your wife since she refused to name your children Dweezil and Moon Unit. (think of Roine Stolt who named his children Peter Gabriel and JS Bach) 65. your boss has started questioning the upper-case 'K's before every 'c' in your memos... 52. you have tried every prog album in you and your friends' collection as a soundtrack to reading "The Return of the King" and finally decided that, since they all suffice, Tolkien must have been a proghole as well.
No, I am decidedly not a proghole. |
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"Magma was the very first gothic rock band" (Didier Lockwood)
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Peter
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Posted: February 19 2004 at 22:16 |
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Emerge from "the closet," and be out and proud, you young progholes! (By the way, I don't really wear glasses. My vision -- like my taste in music -- is fine.) |
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy! O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!' He chortled in his joy. |
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: June 09 2004 at 15:57 |
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This is an old thread that I thought some of the new members would appreciate. Back to the top and live again...... |
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Certif1ed
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Posted: June 09 2004 at 16:32 |
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I can't be a proghole, even though I scored 20... ...and snobbish? Me? Nah - you got the wrong bloke there, me ol' china... |
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DoomHammer
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Joined: May 25 2004 Location: Egypt Status: Offline Points: 128 |
Posted: June 09 2004 at 16:49 |
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LOL i sure laughed a lot and i sure LOVE prog although i didnt pass 5 and i am not a proghole according to the stupid test i really couldnt answer a lot of questions as in my country we dont have prog concerts, we listen to prog on the radio in only one dedicated program and they play "Thick as a Brick" long version, and definitely i cant name my daughters Galadriel & Nico as my family would kill me, but i will KILL myself if my future kids said "prog is boring where is nirvana", only then it would be "the hot pop chick" such as our beloved mariah carey anyway it's a stupid site, none of those stuff prove anything |
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when i sell my life story, maybe i should write it first and do the living later 'cause life is so much cleaner on the page
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DoomHammer
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Joined: May 25 2004 Location: Egypt Status: Offline Points: 128 |
Posted: June 09 2004 at 17:27 |
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BTW, the question: 15. the prefix labels of "Cantebury", "melodic", "symphonic", and "neo" before the word "prog" all simply mean "sucky". its very strange |
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when i sell my life story, maybe i should write it first and do the living later 'cause life is so much cleaner on the page
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The Prognaut
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Joined: April 14 2004 Location: Somewhere Else Status: Offline Points: 1492 |
Posted: June 09 2004 at 18:30 |
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Annie Haslam? Is she the painter/former singer of "Renaissance"? BTW, wer're talking about "Firth" like in Colin Firth (the pseudo actor) or Vic Firth like in the world's largest manufacturer of Drumsticks??? Cool article Danbo! (still not a proghole btw... Edited by landberkdoten |
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break the circle
reset my head wake the sleepwalker and i'll wake the dead |
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: June 09 2004 at 19:37 |
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They didn't make it up, they posted it for FUN. You should check them out. Their newest "Be" is really quite good and they FINALLY found their own sound. They used to have a heavy Kansas like influence. Now, more hard edged, not metal, great vocals with Gentle Giant-like harmonies and thought provoking lyrics. IMHO, of course. |
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DoomHammer
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Posted: June 10 2004 at 05:41 |
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i definitely will, i would like to know what knid of prog musician that puts this test in his site |
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when i sell my life story, maybe i should write it first and do the living later 'cause life is so much cleaner on the page
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Focussed
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Joined: June 01 2004 Status: Offline Points: 37 |
Posted: June 10 2004 at 08:12 |
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Guilty as charged. I'm a definite proghole! The sound of a mellatron makes me melt, and I DID dance to Tom Sawyer. On a roof. In the dark. In my pants. Drunk. I was going through an unusual period in my life..
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'You cant have two killers living on the same patch!'
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Well, maybe a keyboard menage a trois with Ars Nova could be better!
next to "proghole" in the dictionary!
Redstar wrote:
. great band like ELP, CAMEL, GENESIS are symphonic progressive rock, and they are SO FAR AWAY from being s**ky 
i dont know Salem Hill and never heard him but the archives said he is symphonic too, strange 
