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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 10 2005 at 12:43

An OK review, but the "PS" is longer than the review and it's completely out of place... It seems it was the main reason to write the review...

 

GENESIS The Lamb Lies Down on Broadway progressive rock album and reviews GENESIS - The Lamb Lies Down On Broadway (1974)
Review by BELVA @ 11:25:19 AM EST, 5/10/2005

4 stars  —   This is theIR best, in my opinion, together with Selling England by the pound........... yes, a little bit too long, some lousy tracks, a psychedelic story that's sometimes not too convincing............ but I like it (like-it-like-it-like-it.........). Great cohesion, great engineering, very modern sounds (actually taken from Eno's studios) Tracks like the lamb , back in NYC, Carpet Crawlers , just give you the definition of the way Gabriel was gonna take in a few years.Shiny , metallic, futuristic, plastic. Very recommended. PS: TO FELLOW POSTERS AND , IF THERE IS ONE, ADMIN. I JUST RECENTLY JOINED THE SITE, MET GREAT PEOPLE TO TALK ABOUT ART, BUT THIS GUY HERE, THE NAME IS "GEEE" , FROM MALTA, IS ANNOYING ME CAUSE I'M ITALIAN, YOU KNOW ALL THE DEALS ABOUT WW2 AND MY COUNTRY BEEING MADE BY COWARDS AND STUFF LIKE THAT.I USUALLY DON'T TAKE THIS STUFF SERIOUSLY, BUT HE'S INSULTING ME CONSTANTLY WITH TONS OF CUSSWORDS. I'D LIKE SOMEBODY TAKE SOME ADVERTISEMENT OVER THE THING! IF YOU WANT PROOFS READ THE "ANTI-PROG POST" AT THE BOTTOM (where I'm trying to be educate in front of a rude person) My advice, if you want this site to talk about art and not about cussing at each other nationality , you have to keep it CLEAN. Know what I mean about that GEEE...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 10 2005 at 13:33

Originally posted by FloydWright FloydWright wrote:

Ohhh, I saw that EoP review...quite harsh!!!

We also have this 1-star beauty now for Awake. Am I just overly defensive because of my love for that album?


DREAM THEATER - Awake (1994)
Review by BELVA @ 4:51:28 AM EST, 5/10/2005
1 stars —   Well, I think just the name is good....... WAKE UP!! Wake up guys, it just sucks to grow up in the USA during the nineties, with all this shiit.... start reading books, loving art, just a little, and develop estetics taste. Riffs in this albums are kitsch, the voice is kitsch, LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THE KITSCHY KEYBOARD, even the cover is that computerized psychedelia that really tastes too much american for me..... You want a good rock band with over-skilled players and kitschy keyboard, you just listen to UK. But not this: you are just helping the commercial music community that you hate so much. They just trick you, in making you believe you are listening to something alternative. In effect chord progressions, arrangements and lyrics are pretty much like Racer x or Poison stuff....... WAKE UP GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (one star for poor Petrucci that has learned all that crapp so efficiently, but can't even manage to dress up normally on one cover)

And Belva is a member of the Forum Too! Very abrasive sort of person.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 10 2005 at 15:07
If this review is part of some kind of forum fight, I don't think it should be there. I haven't really been up on that whole deal, so I'll leave it to you guys to sort out.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 11 2005 at 06:17

I don't care if I've posted these before - I'll post them again

These are NOT reviews of the album;

 

RADIOHEAD Ok Computer
Review by Tonny larz @ 12:56:16 PM EST, 1/19/2005

2 stars  —  Im inclined to say that reviewer BOB X are right....do RADIOHEAD really belong to this site ?? When KRAFTWERK & ENO dont !! Now mind you i think that RADIOHEAD are great but they´re just not progmusic in my mind....to me they are Brit-pop and as such they are great...and very innovative indeed. Not much to say ....than 2 stars, for great pop- music...and super self arrangements into the wonderful world of brit pop!!! C´mon y´guys..lets get serious......prog rules!!! Appendix: while we are at it..how come the great us outfit LOVE..are not in these fine progarchives?? As James Unger put it:" Pop.rock,folk,prog....i call it brilliant" Sorry james if i didnt quote correct, but the essence is there. Oh..and by the way have you frequented James Unger´s prog site ?? Please do..it is a very informative and wonderful progsite.... there are plenty of suggestions as to new experiences in the prog world.


RADIOHEAD Ok Computer
Review by Eliott Minkovitch @ 7:34:33 AM EST, 1/16/2005

2 stars  —  This kind of stuff should not be on this site, I hope someone will wake up and remove it. Since when did alternative rock become progressive rock? You might as well add Green Day, Chemical Brothers and other techno-crap. And oh, throw in David Bowie too. And why not Oasis or Nirvana?

RADIOHEAD Ok Computer
Review by MarshallStarr @ 1:28:38 PM EST, 4/23/2005

5 stars  —  Brodders69: You are so spot on with your review/p*sstake of some of the saddoes on this site & I've got to say that Nick The Bassist ('Hey, I'm a musician - I know about these things!') probably wouldn't know one end of a bass guitar from the other if his review is anything to go by; Carry on the good work, both with the excellent & perceptive reviews &the merciless mickey-taking of those boring old hippies who think they know best!
 
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 14 2005 at 06:41

Originally posted by FloydWright FloydWright wrote:

Ohhh, I saw that EoP review...quite harsh!!!

We also have this 1-star beauty now for Awake. Am I just overly defensive because of my love for that album?


DREAM THEATER - Awake (1994)
Review by BELVA @ 4:51:28 AM EST, 5/10/2005
1 stars —   Well, I think just the name is good....... WAKE UP!! Wake up guys, it just sucks to grow up in the USA during the nineties, with all this shiit.... start reading books, loving art, just a little, and develop estetics taste. Riffs in this albums are kitsch, the voice is kitsch, LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT THE KITSCHY KEYBOARD, even the cover is that computerized psychedelia that really tastes too much american for me..... You want a good rock band with over-skilled players and kitschy keyboard, you just listen to UK. But not this: you are just helping the commercial music community that you hate so much. They just trick you, in making you believe you are listening to something alternative. In effect chord progressions, arrangements and lyrics are pretty much like Racer x or Poison stuff....... WAKE UP GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (one star for poor Petrucci that has learned all that crapp so efficiently, but can't even manage to dress up normally on one cover)

Well, I'm not American, but... right now I'm reading 'The Sound and the Fury' by William Faulkner and 'Black Spring' by Henry Miller, what are you reading, Belva?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 14 2005 at 22:25
In addition to the poor quality of the review itself...I must say as an American I do not care for the stereotypes and attacks on us. Even IF this guy thinks he's being attacked for his nationality (as he's said in other threads and reviews), turnabout just is NOT fair play.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 15 2005 at 09:14

Originally posted by FloydWright FloydWright wrote:

In addition to the poor quality of the review itself...I must say as an American I do not care for the stereotypes and attacks on us. Even IF this guy thinks he's being attacked for his nationality (as he's said in other threads and reviews), turnabout just is NOT fair play.

Yeah, first he complains that he gets blamed for what the Italians did on Malta and then disses Americans as uneducated halfwits... it's just as arrogant as it is stupid.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 15 2005 at 13:31
DREAM THEATER Awake
Review by Rory Lewis @ 10:58:32 AM EST, 1/10/2004

2 stars  —  Well everyone loves Dream Theatre except me! Great guitarist (I even bought his guitar lessons DVD) and flashing keyboard work from the other guy. Here's the problem though, underneath all the flashy wizardry most songs by this band (not all) are shallow. Oh yes, I almost forgot, the lead singer is too fat, chases the rock idol image too much and can't hit the real high notes can he eh! You never get the hairs on the back of your neck bristling like you thought you would with Dream Theatre. That's the difference between great and not so great for me. No offense meant.
 
 
Not really a candidate for deletion, but a perfect example of the thoughtlessness of some of the reviewers here. No offence taken as a DT fan but simply sad that so many people think a musician's looks a factor in judging his/her work. And I thought this was only common with mainstream pop fans, stupid me.
 
 


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 15 2005 at 15:22
I think it is a candidate for deletion - it's not a review of the album!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 15 2005 at 16:23

It's an attitude he seems to have towards all DT albums, so in this manner it is a review of "Awake" IMO...

However, I wouldn't mind this being deleted...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 15 2005 at 23:25
What a stupid, superficial comment about LaBrie. I mean, to dislike somebody's VOICE on grounds of taste is one thing...but cracks about someone's appearance are unacceptable.

Not to mention that I think this guy needs to get his glasses prescription checked if he thinks LaBrie has a weight problem. He looked OK on the DVD for The Human Equation.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 16 2005 at 02:44

THESE ARE STILL HERE!!!

RADIOHEAD Ok Computer
Review by Tonny larz @ 12:56:16 PM EST, 1/19/2005

2 stars  —  Im inclined to say that reviewer BOB X are right....do RADIOHEAD really belong to this site ?? When KRAFTWERK & ENO dont !! Now mind you i think that RADIOHEAD are great but they´re just not progmusic in my mind....to me they are Brit-pop and as such they are great...and very innovative indeed. Not much to say ....than 2 stars, for great pop- music...and super self arrangements into the wonderful world of brit pop!!! C´mon y´guys..lets get serious......prog rules!!! Appendix: while we are at it..how come the great us outfit LOVE..are not in these fine progarchives?? As James Unger put it:" Pop.rock,folk,prog....i call it brilliant" Sorry james if i didnt quote correct, but the essence is there. Oh..and by the way have you frequented James Unger´s prog site ?? Please do..it is a very informative and wonderful progsite.... there are plenty of suggestions as to new experiences in the prog world.


RADIOHEAD Ok Computer
Review by Eliott Minkovitch @ 7:34:33 AM EST, 1/16/2005

2 stars  —  This kind of stuff should not be on this site, I hope someone will wake up and remove it. Since when did alternative rock become progressive rock? You might as well add Green Day, Chemical Brothers and other techno-crap. And oh, throw in David Bowie too. And why not Oasis or Nirvana?
 
They are NOT reviews of the album
 
 

And this one is an annoying commentary on whether they should or should not be in the archives - even if the reviewer does bother to comment on the songs, the first sentence alone should make this a candidate for deletion - the reviews are not the place for comments on site policy, and only Radiohead seem to attract this dumb kind of reviewer;
 
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Review by Pylo @ 4:37:00 PM EST, 5/13/2005

2 stars  —  Radiohead should not be in ProgArchives, this is not prog rock, but something between alternative rock and 'dark pop'. Nevertheless, there are some good songs on this album like "Let Down", "Karma Police", "No surprises" and "Lucky" but the other tracks are quite boring, and i can't stand Thom Yorke's awful voice. IMHO one of the most overrated album of all time ! For fans only.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 19 2005 at 17:11
DREAM THEATER Octavarium progressive rock album and reviews DREAM THEATER - Octavarium (2005)
Review by Arjun Kamath @ 1:03:20 PM EST, 5/19/2005
4 stars  —   This album rules!! Not as good as Scenes From A Memory or IAW, but this is like a continuation of TOT...Amazingly heavy, but still manages not to enter death metal category...Am too lazy to discuss the songs song-by-song, but generally, its a short album, with only 8 tracks with none of the tracks more than 8 mins long...A special mention is the first song The Root Of All Evil, where the starting is very similar to the intro of Crimson Sunrise, and sounds a lot like Civil War by GnR....Awesome album really, but i cant give the 5 stars because its not typical DT stuff like SFAM, IAW or Awake..
 
 
 
Yet another Octovarium review, which is obviously wrong because the Octovariuim track is 20 min long!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 19 2005 at 18:10
While I understand the intent of this...this is NOT a review:

DREAM THEATER - Octavarium (2005)
Review by gReAsEr @ 5:32:35 PM EST, 5/19/2005

—   You're talking about James Labrie's solo album. Octavarium is not out yet, even the promo version. On the other hand the last song is 24 minutes long. Please if you practice piracy at least do it properly and stop confusing people. The Root Of All Evil (Album Version) 8:07 The Answer Lies Within (Album Version) 5:26 These Walls (Album Version) 6:59 I Walk Beside You (Album Version) 4:29 Panic Attack (Album Version) 7:16 Never Enough (Album Version) 6:33 Sacrificed Sons (Album Version) 10:42 Octavarium (Album Version) 24:00
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 19 2005 at 19:31
OK, how about just delete ALL of the Octavarium reviews until the album is RELEASED?! This is getting ridiculous. Now we have this zero-star beauty...



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Review by Gabriel Costa @ 7:25:17 PM EST, 5/19/2005

—   How can you rate an album not released yet? You can't. Arjun has listened the LaBrie's solo album "Elements of Persuasion" (magnificent cover art by Dave McKean) It is on the net as "Octavarium", a preety clever trick, but he didn't notice: 1. The guitar player IS NOT Petrucci (if you're a DT fan you should know!) 2. The drummer IS NOT Mike Portnoy (if you're a DT fan you should know!) 3. The bass player isn't John Myung (and is the most notorious difference with DT) 4. The keyboard player isn't Jordan Rudess (am I wrong?) So, wait till the album goes on sale and then talk... Oh, if you want to listen to it before make a review (that for all the blind DT fans who actually likes the album before even listen to it!) it would be fine!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 20 2005 at 12:40
DREAM THEATER - Octavarium (2005)
Review by Asura @ 11:57:37 AM EST, 5/20/2005
5 stars  —   I'm only giving it a 5 Star Rating for the purpose of giving it a rating and DT are DT worthy of 5 Star Ratings. You do realise that: A. Octavarium hasn't been leaked yet; B. Octavarium isn't out until June 7th. Therefore, you cannot even rate this album yet! Fools.
 
That breaks so many rules.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 20 2005 at 13:07
Originally posted by Hangedman Hangedman wrote:

DREAM THEATER - Octavarium (2005)
Review by Asura @ 11:57:37 AM EST, 5/20/2005
5 stars  —   I'm only giving it a 5 Star Rating for the purpose of giving it a rating and DT are DT worthy of 5 Star Ratings. You do realise that: A. Octavarium hasn't been leaked yet; B. Octavarium isn't out until June 7th. Therefore, you cannot even rate this album yet! Fools.
 
That breaks so many rules.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 20 2005 at 19:48
Review by 23Skidoo @ 7:29:00 PM EST, 5/20/2005
0 stars  —   ...but this one is not even good! But don't listen to me I'm just a DT fan boy. LALAllALLalLLlaLAL Fan BOY FAN BOY AKLLAlalLALaL I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYTHING! ALLALalLALlaL DONT EVEN LISTEN TO ME !!>!>!>!>> LALALA. yeah ok... You don't even know. Hail Eris. Hail Discordia. 23 Skidoo. For those who understand. Fnord.
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DREAM THEATER Train Of Thought progressive rock album and reviews DREAM THEATER - Train Of Thought (2003)
Review by 23Skidoo @ 7:29:00 PM EST, 5/20/2005
0 stars  —   ...but this one is not even good! But don't listen to me I'm just a DT fan boy. LALAllALLalLLlaLAL Fan BOY FAN BOY AKLLAlalLALaL I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYTHING! ALLALalLALlaL DONT EVEN LISTEN TO ME !!>!>!>!>> LALALA. yeah ok... You don't even know. Hail Eris. Hail Discordia. 23 Skidoo. For those who understand. Fnord.
 
 
Sorry Useful-just been browsing the reviews but you beat me to it.
We need registration for reviewers and expulsion for crap "reviews" like ths that devalue the site.Angry
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: May 20 2005 at 22:09
DREAM THEATER - Octavarium (2005)
Review by YouAreAnIdiot @ 9:53:03 PM EST, 5/20/2005
5 stars  —   The last reviewer was a complete idiot. The album hasn't came out yet. All the internet samples are fakes from James Labries Elements of Persuasion (read the dreamtheater.net forums). Dream Theater is not going mainstream! Lets shut up and wait til we hear the freaking CD before we rate it. Unless you are just another idiot that is trying to give DT a bad name by calling us fanboys. You stupid, stupid person. If you are just one of the forum idiots, then please go ahead and act three years of age, but remember to put that on your review next time so the moderators no just to delete you. By the way, downloading music is illegal.
 DREAM THEATER - Octavarium (2005)
Review by Kanuni Kuralkan @ 9:30:51 PM EST, 5/20/2005
1 stars  —   Why such a great musicians records this crap, with this album there is no point to listen to Dream Theater. If ý just mix linkinpark ,blindguardian and metallica the result is octavarium. Of course there are a few good moment but the rest is just a dissapointment. i have started to lose my respect to Dream Theater. They should realise the crap they are doing now or next album could be a PUNK-rock album. DON NOT buy the octavarium cd!!! just download from the internet and listen, i am sure you are gonna want to delete the files

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