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    Posted: August 19 2005 at 08:20
 Who would you like to punish and why? What would be the punishment? (Please, don’t overdo it, it’s just for fun….) For example:

Accused: Phil Collins

Crime: Allowing Genesis to fall into horrible mainstream pop.

Punishment: Seeing 1000 times “The Lion King”.

Accused: Peter Gabriel

Crime: Horrible costumes

Punishment: Going on tour with “The Village People”.

… and so on.



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Accused: John Wetton

Crime: Performing too drunk

Sentence: Forced rehab
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Accused: Rick Wakeman
Crime: Releasing a large amount of horrible albums.
Sentence: Off with his head!
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Accused: Ricochet

Crime: Dissing Mariah Carey thread and having bright green balls

Sentence: Be a wine taster at CX-2 parties

 

but slightly more seriously....

 

Accused: Chris Squire

Crime: Against fashion, some of his onstage gear..

Sentence: Can only buy his clothes from Wallmart from now on.



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Points: 46301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 19 2005 at 09:40
Originally posted by NutterAlert NutterAlert wrote:

Accused: Ricochet

Crime: Dissing Mariah Carey thread and having bright green balls

Sentence: Be a wine taster at CX-2 parties

 

but slightly more seriously....

 

Accused: Chris Squire

Crime: Against fashion, some of his onstage gear..

Sentence: Can only by his clothes from Wallmart from now on.



Accused:Nutter Alert
Crime:Thinking he is a hot shot and pointing fingers at me all the time
Sentence:To kiss my green...

Accused:Klaus Schulze
Crime:Being so damn great!!
Sentence:Now,how can we give a punishment for that...
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accused: Fish
crime: Hammill impostor
sentence: has to sing Peter Hammill's "My Favourite" over and over again for a whole year, to the accompaniment of the orginal arrangement of that song (I would go mad; I'm a great Hammill fan, but this is one of his sins. horribly schmaltzy violin!)


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  • Accused: Eminem
  • Crime: Makes BAD rap crap music
  • Sentence: Listen to progressive rock band, Van Der Graaf Generator, with the album, "Pawn Hearts", until he's crazy!!

 
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Accused:ELP
Crimes:
  1. Too few studio albums with new material
  2. Too many concerts with the same material
  3. 1980-1992 = BLANK
Sentence:get a new life!
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Accused: Edgar Froese
Crime:Having a terrible haircut
Sentence:



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Points: 10387 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 20 2005 at 07:22
Originally posted by Logos Logos wrote:

Accused: Edgar Froese
Crime:Having a terrible haircut
Sentence:


his sentence is of course to be shaved bald, including that horrible beard of his


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Originally posted by BaldJean BaldJean wrote:

Originally posted by Logos Logos wrote:

Accused: Edgar Froese
Crime:Having a terrible haircut
Sentence:


his sentence is of course to be shaved bald, including that horrible beard of his


I don't think he has that beard anymore...The album is from 1978...
 
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Points: 2383 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 20 2005 at 08:42
Originally posted by BaldJean BaldJean wrote:

his sentence is of course to be shaved bald, including that horrible beard of his


But he might look even more terrible then. (Actually I'm pretty certain of it.)

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Points: 46301 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 20 2005 at 09:56
Originally posted by Logos Logos wrote:

Originally posted by BaldJean BaldJean wrote:

his sentence is of course to be shaved bald, including that horrible beard of his


But he might look even more terrible then. (Actually I'm pretty certain of it.)


Change the sentence!!!
 
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You can decide the sentence , Ricochet.

Oh and by the way; I don't have anything against bald people, although I said EF would look terrible bald. (Just to avoid any misinterpretations!)
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Another one:

  • Accused: Me!
  • Crime: Haven't got Dream Theater - Live Scenes From NY, and Symphony X - Live on The Edge Of Forever yet.
  • Sentence: I'll get some money and buy both of them!!
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Points: 15926 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: September 19 2005 at 07:29

     Accused :  Dave Stewart

     Crime :  Failing to play the Hammond through a fuzz-box since 1980

     Sentence :  Have his fingers glued to a Yamaha GX 1, playing 'Peter Gunn' over and over.
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