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spectral
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Topic: Celebrity "Prog" Deathmatch Posted: August 19 2005 at 02:35 |
You may have seen the MTV produced programme, Celebtrity Deathmatch. It is a humourous wrestling game where celebrities fight it out in the ring; ultimately ending in the death of one celebrity. Fortunately, it is only animation!
Well, how about a Celebrity Prog Deathmatch. Which 2 "celebrities" in prog would you like to see beat the hell out of each other and who would win?
(all in the name of fun and jest of course!)...
To start it off, how about:
Neil Peart vs Mike Portnoy
Neil Peart would win hands down; his superior drum rolls would be too much for Portnoy to handle!
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Ricochet
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Posted: August 19 2005 at 02:41 |
Peter Gabriel vs. Phil Collins
Wakeman vs. Wakeman
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richardh
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Posted: August 19 2005 at 02:47 |
Celebrity pie eating contest: Clive Nolan v Meat Loaf
Enigmatic pain in the arse contest: Robert Fripp v Roger Waters
How big is my keyboard stack: Keith Emerson v Rick Wakeman
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Posted: August 19 2005 at 03:09 |
battle of the egos: collins v. waters v. emerson v. fripp.
GO!!!!
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spectral
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Posted: August 19 2005 at 03:55 |
stonebeard wrote:
battle of the egos: collins v. waters v. emerson v. fripp.
GO!!!!
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I reckon Fripp would win!
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Ricochet
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Posted: August 19 2005 at 04:01 |
Yes,Fripp's my favourite in there...
Collins goes down on the first punch...
Emerson third,with a splendid uppercut by Waters...
And then the final clash...
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Posted: August 19 2005 at 04:12 |
Mmmm.... I was thinking of something like Wetton vs. Lake. Obviously Greg would win hands down in the vocal stakes.
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Wolf Spider
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Posted: August 19 2005 at 04:19 |
Neal Morse vs. Steve Wilson
Or: Rudess vs. Moore
Edited by Wolf Spider
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iguana
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Posted: August 19 2005 at 04:20 |
i always have images in my head of greg lake
singing a tender love ballad whilst playing his
12-string acoustic guitar and keith emerson behind
him, trying to slay him with his hammond organ...
or, for that matter, emo playing his piano concerto,
being hoisted up in the air by means of a crane (cal
jam 74 so i'm told) and being spun around its axis
WITH the piano – becoming sick, throwing up and
puking all over greg & carl
or how about wakeman vs. kaye? kaye would win
easily ... he has a hand free to trade blows
actually they've become good mates since the union
tour –
poor twisted me...
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Posted: August 19 2005 at 04:50 |
It would have to be Buggles versus John Anderson!
And Anderson would whip his ass!
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Posted: August 19 2005 at 04:52 |
Edgar Froese vs. Christopher Franke
The two,as I've heard,are not in good terms,since Franke left Tangerine Dream...
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spectral
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Posted: August 19 2005 at 05:15 |
Ricochet wrote:
Edgar Froese vs. Christopher Franke
The two,as I've heard,are not in good terms,since Franke left Tangerine Dream...
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who would win?
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Ricochet
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Posted: August 19 2005 at 05:50 |
I think Froese will win,but I'm not sure.This is a match where things can turn out in a surprising way...
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Bilek
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Posted: August 19 2005 at 05:52 |
All '70's classic prog artists vs. '80's-'90's pretentious neo prog and prog metal snobs...
guess who would win
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Listen to Turkish psych/prog; you won't regret: Baris Manco,Erkin Koray,Cem Karaca,Mogollar,3 Hürel,Selda,Edip Akbayram,Fikret Kizilok,Ersen (and Dadaslar) (but stick with the '70's, and 'early 80's!)
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Posted: August 19 2005 at 05:53 |
70's
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Gloryscene
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Posted: August 19 2005 at 06:15 |
Ricochet wrote:
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Yeah the 70's would defo have to win with all it's hair and flared denim!!!
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Logos
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Posted: August 19 2005 at 07:25 |
Ricochet wrote:
I think Froese will win,but I'm not sure.This is a match where things can turn out in a surprising way...
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It would all come down to the two improvising on their modular moog synthesizers for 11 hours until Franke would pass out from exhaustion and Froese would win.
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Posted: August 19 2005 at 07:29 |
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Posted: August 19 2005 at 07:32 |
Ricochet wrote:
Yeah,but then comes grandmaster Schulze and Froese is toast...
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Posted: August 19 2005 at 07:36 |
Jean Michel Jarre VS Vangelis VS Klaus Schulze (VS Mike Oldfield ??????)
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I've always been mad, I know I've been mad,
like the most of us have...
very hard to explain why you're mad, even if you're not mad...
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