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Manunkind
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Posted: July 31 2005 at 15:07 | ||
CAN Tago Mago
Review (Permanent link) by Francisco Paiva @ 3:14:57 AM EST, 4/21/2004 — porra do caralho cabeçudo !!!!! se tivesse alem de "bad" eu dava !!!!! uhm... dava mesmo... uhm... ahm... voltando ao assunto... esse cd eh taum bom quanto um tumor exposto !!! na boa !!!! façam umas lareiras com eles... porra !!!!!!!! fui !!!!!!!!!
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Manunkind
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Posted: July 31 2005 at 15:14 | ||
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"In war there is no time to teach or learn Zen. Carry a strong stick. Bash your attackers." - Zen Master Ikkyu Sojun
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Manunkind
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Posted: July 31 2005 at 15:20 | ||
TOOL Undertow
Review (Permanent link) by five more tacos @ 7:51:25 PM EST, 11/15/2004 — This album is horrible. I am a fan of dream theater so i thought id check these guys out. Man what i mistake i made. If they were only half as good as Dreamtheater it would have been better. The only bright spot on the album is Prison Sex. That is why it got a one star instead of zero. Dont wate ur money.
Before I started looking through the "Inappropriate reviews" thread I had thought I was the only thoughtless DT fan out there.
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"In war there is no time to teach or learn Zen. Carry a strong stick. Bash your attackers." - Zen Master Ikkyu Sojun
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Manunkind
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Posted: July 31 2005 at 15:37 | ||
NIGHTWISH Oceanborn
Review (Permanent link) by Manilla eye @ 3:28:24 PM EST, 12/1/2004 — Why is this band here? It's just phoney straightforward power metal mixed with opera vocals. No, those few over 5-minute songs DON'T MEAN IT'S PROG.
The same thing with Rhapsody. I think metal bands should be removed here, they are the most regressive groups. Real "Prog-metal" groups usually only concentrate on technical masturbation without dynamics and nuances. WE NEED A REFORM! And you need to read the review guidelines.
Although I agree that this band isn't prog.
Whether it's progressive is another matter
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"In war there is no time to teach or learn Zen. Carry a strong stick. Bash your attackers." - Zen Master Ikkyu Sojun
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Manunkind
Forum Senior Member Joined: February 02 2005 Location: Poland Status: Offline Points: 2373 |
Posted: July 31 2005 at 15:40 | ||
Sorry if I'm overdoing it, Easy Livin, but some bands in the Archives are more likely to get this sort of 'review' than others... |
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"In war there is no time to teach or learn Zen. Carry a strong stick. Bash your attackers." - Zen Master Ikkyu Sojun
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Easy Livin
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: February 21 2004 Location: Scotland Status: Offline Points: 15585 |
Posted: July 31 2005 at 16:09 | ||
Thanks all. It'll be a while till I get to the "N"s and "T"s, but I'll skip ahead for these!
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MikeEnRegalia
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator Joined: April 22 2005 Location: Sweden Status: Offline Points: 21137 |
Posted: August 02 2005 at 06:25 | ||
TRANSATLANTIC - SMPTe (2000)
Review (Permanent link) by Darin Vazquez @ 1:11:14 AM EST, 8/2/2005 — Well for every 5 star review I do I try to balance it with a 2 or 3 star review (let's face it, you have to look hard to find a 1 or 2 star prog album). So I am led to review the first Transatlantic album. So many stars, so much promise here, and they almost did it. The album is brilliant, inconsistent, and fulfils and disappoints at the same time. The first song is brilliant. Surprising is Pete's amazing bass playing, and Mike's ability to play symph prog. Neil's writing is up to his usual (at the time) standard, and Roine takes a low profile sideman role here, though he also sounds great. But, unfortunately it's all downhill from here. We are treated to a few throwaways (think Spock's Beard and Flower Kings weaker tunes), and a totally pointless cover. In this case it is the brilliant "In Held T'was in I" by Procal Harum, a brilliant proto-prog item, the cover of which adds nothing and if fact subtracts from the absolutely brilliant and ground-breaking (should I say genre-inventing) original. If you want to hear this song in all its glory, get the reissue of their "Shine on Brightly" and don't look back. I'll go with 3 stars here because "All of the Above" really is great.
It really seems that although he says a lot about the album, his initial motivation for writing the review is to counterbalance 5 star reviews. Edited by MikeEnRegalia |
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spectral
Forum Senior Member Joined: May 04 2005 Location: Vatican City State Status: Offline Points: 1422 |
Posted: August 02 2005 at 06:46 | ||
I disagree that it is inappropriate though. his motivation for reviewing the album is to review something he considers mediocre. he gives a balanced view of the record and in my opinion, it helps me to decide whether to listen to it or not. In fact, I don't own any SMPTe records, but was thinking of getting Transatlantic. After reading this review, I'm inclined to go check out some MP3s first. IMO, he's fulfilled the requirements of the review. |
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MikeEnRegalia
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Posted: August 02 2005 at 06:52 | ||
I'm not saying that it is inappropriate, I just posted it because the introduction to the review annoyed me, and to see what you all think of it. Regarding SMPTe: IMO he's mostly right, but the cover of In Held (T'was I) is great - I guess this is a really subjective matter. The two other tracks apart from the stunning All of the Above might be considered filler by people who don't like a mix of Beatles, Flower Kings and Spock's Beard ... it's up to you. |
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spectral
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Posted: August 02 2005 at 07:08 | ||
I'll definitely check them out then. but perhaps skip past the ones that are like the beatles etc.! |
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Fitzcarraldo
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Posted: August 02 2005 at 07:52 | ||
I think it's OK; the first sentence is just inoffensive preamble.
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Easy Livin
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Posted: August 02 2005 at 15:39 | ||
Don't think so, he says "every 5 star review I do.." I think he's just saying he's not just reviewing his favourites. |
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MikeEnRegalia
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Posted: August 02 2005 at 15:52 | ||
You're right ... |
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Jared
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Posted: August 03 2005 at 09:44 | ||
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This review of Eloy's 'Colours' was most enlightening...! Edited by fandango |
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Easy Livin
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Posted: August 03 2005 at 15:08 | ||
Don't you speak gibberish then Fandango? I'll deal with it! |
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Hangedman
Prog Reviewer Joined: November 03 2004 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 1261 |
Posted: August 03 2005 at 19:15 | ||
that should be removed immediatly, clearly its only 38 words thats 12 under the minimum!!! |
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Bj-1
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Posted: August 04 2005 at 18:15 | ||
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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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Tony R
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Posted: August 05 2005 at 14:33 | ||
I've alreadt Pm'd Easy about this one: JEFF WAYNE The War Of The Worlds — if you dont like this album of perfectly concocted music you must be a very sad t**ser who is a lazy stuck up person who needs to stop loving cliff richard and have a good listen to this masterpiece
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Snow Dog
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Posted: August 05 2005 at 14:45 | ||
Yes its terrible...........another review under 50 words. Bastard, hangings to good for him! |
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Easy Livin
Special Collaborator Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: February 21 2004 Location: Scotland Status: Offline Points: 15585 |
Posted: August 05 2005 at 15:34 | ||
Tony's only upset with this one because he doesn't like the album, and thus his secret affections for Sir Clifford are revealed.
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