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stonebeard 
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 Posted: July 28 2005 at 21:06 |
 Syzygy wrote:
Eetu Pellonpää wrote:
(acts out the scene of Fight Club movie where the main character beats himself at the parking area)
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Say hello to my leetle friend!
(revs up chainsaw and prepares to act out the scene in Scarface).
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acts out scen from Scarface where Tony sniffs a lot of "white powder" (if anyone asks, it's flour)
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Trotsky
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Posted: July 28 2005 at 23:41 |
Why you cheeky little so-and-so! 
That's the most offensive thing I've heard since coming to PA! 
I'm truly perturbed by your conduct 
And as for your assinine insinutations, moronic hints and idiotic allegations ... I've decided that discretion is the better part of valour.
Now kindly resume your mount, and joust like a man! Blackguard! Fiend! Villain!
AND I MEAN NOW!!! 
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"Death to Utopia! Death to faith! Death to love! Death to hope?" thunders the 20th century. "Surrender, you pathetic dreamer.”
"No" replies the unhumbled optimist "You are only the present."
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stonebeard
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Joined: May 27 2005
Location: NE Indiana
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Posted: July 28 2005 at 23:43 |
Hoq dare you question my honor!!!
i will not commit seppuku. (draws daggar and disembowels self while another chops off his head)
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Trotsky
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Posted: July 28 2005 at 23:44 |
Trotsky wrote:
Why you cheeky little so-and-so!
That's the most offensive thing I've heard since coming to PA!
I'm truly perturbed by your conduct
And as for your assinine insinutations, moronic hints and idiotic allegations ... I've decided that discretion is the better part of valour.
Now kindly resume your mount, and joust like a man! Blackguard! Fiend! Villain!
AND I MEAN NOW!!!
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Oops I posted this in the wrong thread! 
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"Death to Utopia! Death to faith! Death to love! Death to hope?" thunders the 20th century. "Surrender, you pathetic dreamer.”
"No" replies the unhumbled optimist "You are only the present."
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stonebeard
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Joined: May 27 2005
Location: NE Indiana
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Points: 28057
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Posted: July 28 2005 at 23:49 |
Trotsky wrote:
Trotsky wrote:
Why you cheeky little so-and-so!
That's the most offensive thing I've heard since coming to PA!
I'm truly perturbed by your conduct
And as for your assinine insinutations, moronic hints and idiotic allegations ... I've decided that discretion is the better part of valour.
Now kindly resume your mount, and joust like a man! Blackguard! Fiend! Villain!
AND I MEAN NOW!!!
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Oops I posted this in the wrong thread!
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youe should post that in the "welcome newbies" section to give the noobs a scare. 
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Eetu Pellonpaa
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Posted: July 29 2005 at 10:07 |
BU!
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Jared
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Posted: July 29 2005 at 11:10 |
I have a larger one than you...
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Eetu Pellonpaa
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Posted: July 29 2005 at 17:07 |
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stonebeard
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Location: NE Indiana
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Posted: August 05 2005 at 22:13 |
Bring it on, Cygnus, you silly German-face!!!!!!
*commences throwing random food items at cygnus while yodeling*
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Cygnus X-2
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Posted: August 05 2005 at 22:16 |
THROWS A CLOG AT STONEBEAD'S FACE!!! KNEE IN THE GUT!!! SHOULDER TACKLE!!! TIES STONEBEARD TO A CAR, THEN DRIVES AROUND ON THE AUTOBAN(SP?) FOR 8 HOURS NON-STOP! THEN FORCES STONEBEARD TO MAKE LOVE TO AN EAST-GERMAN SHE-MALE!!!!!
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stonebeard
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Location: NE Indiana
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Posted: August 05 2005 at 22:19 |
How dare ye!!!!!!
*takes cygnus, ties hm face-to-face with michael jackson, and plays marvin gaye for 3 hrs while cygnus and mr. pedophile spend some quality time together*
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Cygnus X-2
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Posted: August 05 2005 at 22:21 |
stonebeard wrote:
How dare ye!!!!!!
*takes cygnus, ties hm face-to-face with michael jackson, and plays marvin gaye for 3 hrs while cygnus and mr. pedophile spend some quality time together*
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Hey, we only played meaningless card games! War, Cribbage, and Spades!
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
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Posted: August 05 2005 at 22:36 |
Cygnus X-2 wrote:
stonebeard wrote:
How dare ye!!!!!!
*takes cygnus, ties hm face-to-face with michael jackson, and plays marvin gaye for 3 hrs while cygnus and mr. pedophile spend some quality time together*
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Hey, we only played meaningless card games! War, Cribbage, and Spades!
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HEY CRIBBAGE ISN'T MEANINGLESS
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Cygnus X-2
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Posted: August 05 2005 at 22:38 |
You want a piece of me! Let's rumble!
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Man With Hat
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Posted: August 05 2005 at 22:43 |
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Ehh...cribbage isn't that important to me...go on insult it all you want.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Cygnus X-2
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Posted: August 05 2005 at 22:48 |
I see Stonebeard hasn't arrived yet... typical...
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stonebeard
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Joined: May 27 2005
Location: NE Indiana
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Posted: August 05 2005 at 22:49 |
Cygnus, you bastard son of a Viking wench!!!!!!
*smack, smack, verbal assult, Achilles tendon slice, toe-twist, puts salt in open would, cigar in eyball, hair-braid, spine massage*
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stonebeard
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Joined: May 27 2005
Location: NE Indiana
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Posted: August 05 2005 at 22:50 |
btw: i had not deli meat so i couldn't make a samich, so i am extra angry!
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Cygnus X-2
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Posted: August 05 2005 at 22:54 |
Stonebeard, you bastard son of a Dirty Prostitute!
EYE POKE, BRAIN SCRAMBLE, SHORT SWORD TO THE CHEEK SPELLING OUT 'Z', CALLS JACKO IN AND FORCES THEM TO SPEND "AN HOUR IN NEVERLAND", IN A LOCKED ROOM WITH ONLY A BOX OF CONDOMS AND A CURTIS MAYFIELD GREATEST HITS CD, CIGARETTE TO THE EYEBROW, TUMMY TICKLE!!!!!
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stonebeard
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Joined: May 27 2005
Location: NE Indiana
Status: Offline
Points: 28057
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Posted: August 05 2005 at 23:03 |
Cygnus can you not see????!!!!!!
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!!!
*acts out the 1928 storyline part of "Scenes from a Memory" where Cygnus is Vanessa and i am the killer*
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