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James Lee

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Posted: April 28 2005 at 16:41

I still want to know why Reed has slugs crawling all over his kitchen.

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Posted: April 28 2005 at 16:55

James Lee wrote:

I still want to know why Reed has slugs crawling all over his kitchen.

Ermm Fresh English escargot, I suppose, James....

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Posted: April 28 2005 at 17:01

what did the snail say when he saw a car drive down the street with a superman logo on the side?

look at that escargot("s" -car go)lol

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Posted: April 28 2005 at 17:02

James Lee wrote:

I still want to know why Reed has slugs crawling all over his kitchen.

A slug.

One slug.

But it was enough.

It chased me back to my computer-the gym's not doing me much good because by the time I sat down it had slimed all other my mouse. Fortunately I am not afraid of mice! Embarrassed

My kitchen backs onto the garden,and is on the same level.No matter what I put down as a barrier at the back door (including salt) one always muscles its way in! Dead

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Posted: April 28 2005 at 17:28

James Lee wrote:

I still want to know why Reed has slugs crawling all over his kitchen.

Hes got wall to wall mirrors

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Posted: April 28 2005 at 17:36

Reed Lover wrote:

James Lee wrote:

I still want to know why Reed has slugs crawling all over his kitchen.

A slug.

One slug.

But it was enough.

It chased me back to my computer-the gym's not doing me much good because by the time I sat down it had slimed all other my mouse. Fortunately I am not afraid of mice! Embarrassed

Bolton, UK, the home of jet propelled slugs from hell.

My kitchen backs onto the garden,and is on the same level.No matter what I put down as a barrier at the back door (including salt) one always muscles its way in! Dead

What you need Reed is some training in those Israeli street fighting tactics, you know, punching the slug in the throat, kicking it in the groin, head butting it in the solar plexus etc. You will also have to learn how to ward off its antennae and how to slug it out on the ground if the worst happens

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Posted: April 28 2005 at 17:42

The PC seems to hate me today.

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Posted: April 28 2005 at 17:48

I have a recurring day dream / nightmare that as I walk out to my car afterwork some gang-banger pops up and opens fire with an uzi... Guess I'm afraid of ambushes. Makes ya a bit paranoid, eh?

"Six years," I keep telling myself. "Six Years."

I really fear losing my wife most of all. I don't know how I would handle that. I don't care to think about that either.

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Posted: April 28 2005 at 17:54

Karnevil9 wrote:

James Lee wrote:

I still want to know why Reed has slugs crawling all over his kitchen.

Hes got wall to wall mirrors

nice

my biggest fear is waking up one morning and realising the universe is just an imaginary place, only excisting in my mind. I wouldn't mind being God, but to think I created you lot, must be a frightening thought, I should be able to do better

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Posted: April 28 2005 at 18:41

tuxon wrote:

Karnevil9 wrote:

James Lee wrote:

I still want to know why Reed has slugs crawling all over his kitchen.

Hes got wall to wall mirrors

nice

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Posted: April 28 2005 at 19:47

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my biggest fear is waking up one morning and realising the universe is just an imaginary place, only excisting in my mind.

Your biggest fear is my biggest hope!

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Posted: April 28 2005 at 19:49

James Lee wrote:

tuxon wrote:

my biggest fear is waking up one morning and realising the universe is just an imaginary place, only excisting in my mind.

Your biggest fear is my biggest hope!

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Posted: April 28 2005 at 20:08

James Lee wrote:

tuxon wrote:

my biggest fear is waking up one morning and realising the universe is just an imaginary place, only excisting in my mind.

Your biggest fear is my biggest hope!

It wasn't that part i was afraid of, it was the second sentence.

nice one nonetheless

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Posted: April 29 2005 at 00:30

i'm scared of perfect spheres in rooms with lots of lines and sharp angles, but with few curves

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Posted: April 29 2005 at 00:57

JAMES !!

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Posted: April 29 2005 at 03:40

danbo wrote:

I have a recurring day dream / nightmare that as I walk out to my car afterwork some gang-banger pops up and opens fire with an uzi... Guess I'm afraid of ambushes. Makes ya a bit paranoid, eh?

"Six years," I keep telling myself. "Six Years."

D - Is there no such thing as early retirement??? I cannot imagine how it must be in your line of work, seeing the light at the end of the tunnel, but having that walk in the dark to get to it

danbo wrote:

I really fear losing my wife most of all. I don't know how I would handle that. I don't care to think about that either.

I don't want to go there - cannot, will not imagine life without her.

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Posted: April 29 2005 at 06:03

Jim Garten wrote:

danbo wrote:

I have a recurring day dream / nightmare that as I walk out to my car afterwork some gang-banger pops up and opens fire with an uzi... Guess I'm afraid of ambushes. Makes ya a bit paranoid, eh?

"Six years," I keep telling myself. "Six Years."

D - Is there no such thing as early retirement??? I cannot imagine how it must be in your line of work, seeing the light at the end of the tunnel, but having that walk in the dark to get to it

Not only does Danbo and his colleagues all over the world face up to this nightmare every working day,they have the moronic element in the general public and even amongst the members on this forum,wishing them ill!!! Angry