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Posted: April 21 2005 at 20:20 |
Other: Wonder Warthog!
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"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Posted: April 21 2005 at 20:06 |
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what about stretchdude and clobbergirl?
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Posted: April 21 2005 at 14:33 |
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I'm always almost unlucky _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ Id5ZcnjXSZaSMFMC Id5LM2q2jfqz3YxT
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Posted: April 21 2005 at 13:57 |
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Posted: April 14 2005 at 05:40 |
 Radioactive Toy wrote:
choda boy if it wasn't for the cock rocket!!
I'll say that girl with the yellow coat from the x men.. she always f**k things up instead of helping.. and she can't do sh*t with her fireworks ability instead of destroying her VCR!!
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Jubilee.
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Posted: April 12 2005 at 05:49 |
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Bartman and Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons - I like the Simpsons
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CYMRU AM BYTH
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Posted: April 11 2005 at 12:54 |
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The Shoveler! 
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Epic.
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Posted: April 11 2005 at 11:53 |
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I said Mighty Mouse. He is an oxymoron. Who could a mouse defend from an evil force that couldn't already defend himself? A gnat perhaps? Or maybe a spider? Think about it. (This could easily turn into a philosophy thread)
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Posted: April 11 2005 at 11:10 |
I picked out the human torch.. what's the use of someone setting himself on  fire??
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Radioactive Toy
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Posted: April 11 2005 at 07:27 |
choda boy if it wasn't for the cock rocket!!
I'll say that girl with the yellow coat from the x men.. she always f**k things up instead of helping.. and she can't do sh*t with her fireworks ability instead of destroying her VCR!!
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Posted: April 11 2005 at 07:02 |
although, I spend my youth in North America, I always hated those superheroes comics. all these Marvel comics super-powered heroes were all the same.
I did enjoy those Calvin & Hobbes , and especially those Bloom County comics. Some of those strips had rolling on the floor. Berked Breathe was sooooooo funny . Toooooo bad he stopped.
More recently, Seth, Clowes, Brown, and many more are actually brilliant new generation.
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let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter
keep our sand-castle virtues
content to be a doer
as well as a thinker,
prefer lifting our pen
rather than un-sheath our sword
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Posted: April 11 2005 at 06:52 |
anyone saw this .. one of those really bad, fantastic Z pictures. My favourite one is the girl who u integrated the skull of her dad in a bowling ball.
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Posted: April 11 2005 at 06:40 |
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Dick in the Mouth Man is pretty useless. Fortunately, he's only
been mentioned once or twice and has never been drawn. Gizz
Trough Girl is pretty pointless too.
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Coalinga knows how to party.
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arkitek
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Posted: April 11 2005 at 04:17 |
My hero
he is sooooooooooooo annoying!
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Posted: April 11 2005 at 03:01 |
Batman , Superman and Spiderman discussing their latest exploits.
All a sudden, Superman yells: Hey, last night flying over N Y C, I saw Wonder Woman on the roof of a building , naked , lecs wide opened and having the time of her life.
Batman: So what ya do?
Superman: You know me!! I took out muy Krypton dick , put on a Zircon rubber and and jumped in
Spiderman: And did you make her yell for it?
Superman: Well her, not exactly!!! However , the Invisible Man......
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let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter
keep our sand-castle virtues
content to be a doer
as well as a thinker,
prefer lifting our pen
rather than un-sheath our sword
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Posted: April 10 2005 at 14:32 |
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Posted: April 10 2005 at 12:52 |
Er... I will go with Robin. Holy sh*t... |
Not so useless Mirco, well at least for the producers of the 60´s TV show. 
There was a famous episode where the Green Hornet meets Batman (The producers wanted to help´The Green Hornet due to the low rating in USA compared to the great ratings in Asia), so they couldn't plan something silliest than a fight between Robin and Kato.
There was no winner, it was an honorable tie, but it was even worst, nobody could ever believe the skinny Burt Ward (Robin) could have the slightest chance against Kato (Bruce Lee). Everybody knew Kato would had kicked the Boy Wonder's a$$ through all Gotham City.
This stupid fight sealed the fate of The Green Hornet, because the Kato fans (Who were more than the Green Hornet's fans) would ever accept something so ridiculous.
Iván
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Posted: April 09 2005 at 23:40 |
ivan_2068 wrote:
The Green Hornet, if it wasn't for Kato the guy was absolutely useless, each time he was in trouble you heard a scream KATO!!!!!!!! and the poor Bruce Lee had to help him, hit all the bad guys, open the door of the car, put the hat, drive alone in the front seat and prepare a martini and the food for the Green Hornet when they returned home.
At the end the TV series was a faillure because nobody expected the success of Kato, the sidekick was more important than the main character, in many countries of Asia al the people knew the series as The Kato Show.
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Bruce Lee is my god!!
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Posted: April 09 2005 at 22:17 |
Er... I will go with Robin. Holy sh*t...
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Please forgive me for my crappy english!
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Posted: April 09 2005 at 21:58 |
I voted other because there are 4 heroes on not on the list that are ultimately pointless. One is Aquaman. All he can do is talk to fish. the other three are Marv, Wendy, and the Wonder Dog. IF you ever got a chance to see the old Justice League or Super Friends or whatever it was called you'd know who I'm talking about. Marv,Wendy, and The Wonder Dog were these two kids and a dog that were supposedly "superheroes" but all they ever did was get into trouble and have to wait to be saved. They also were there to provide some moral to the story. I nominate these four "heroes" for the most useless superheroes
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