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Tapfret 
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Posted: August 09 2014 at 02:33 |
 Billy Pilgrim wrote:
I have yet to acquire the taste for this type of humor. |
I believe you, you seem so sincere. Perhaps you will find the missing piece and understand these funny ways. Then again, on reflection, maybe knots.
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Billy Pilgrim
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Posted: August 08 2014 at 16:57 |
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If you wanna hear the plain truth, it's a Giant waste of time, and on reflection, I'm sad i even played the game... I... can't... stop...
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Billy Pilgrim
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Posted: August 08 2014 at 16:44 |
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I have yet to acquire the taste for this type of humor.
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Posted: August 06 2014 at 02:07 |
Tapfret wrote:
O'peth off!
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See, that's a pun.
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Mr. Maestro
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Posted: August 05 2014 at 20:14 |
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I hate to meddle in other peoples' affairs, but you're all a bunch of animals who lack discipline. If you keep heeping up puns at this rate, you'll pass the point of know return.
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"I am the one who crossed through space...or stayed where I was...or didn't exist in the first place...."
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Tapfret
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Posted: August 04 2014 at 00:18 |
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O'peth off!
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JJMcBlaze
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Posted: August 02 2014 at 09:10 |
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One Egg or many too many? How much was in the Gentle Giant's basket case.
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Still we're driving onward, moving steady as a plane.
Moonbug cars flash past us as we head the other way.
Across the dyke of worry to a Nederlander dream
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addictedtoprog
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Posted: July 24 2014 at 14:49 |
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Portnoy always dream-ed of performing in a theatre..
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addictedtoprog
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Posted: July 24 2014 at 14:45 |
Ok...i do apologise now...for this pun thing turned out to be quite a pun-ishment for u guys. 
Edited by addictedtoprog - July 24 2014 at 14:45
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addictedtoprog
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Posted: July 24 2014 at 14:37 |
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Keep saying Yes to Genesis until finally No-Man is left and u hear Nosound.
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addictedtoprog
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Posted: July 24 2014 at 14:33 |
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John said,"iam the walrus"... Paul replied, "let it be". Then Clapton came with Cocaine and the three of them went to the Strawberry Fields Forever...
Edited by addictedtoprog - July 24 2014 at 14:40
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addictedtoprog
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Posted: July 24 2014 at 14:31 |
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Baba o'really did u know who were the who?
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addictedtoprog
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Posted: July 24 2014 at 14:29 |
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The pipers at the gate of dawn kept waiting until it was dusk...
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addictedtoprog
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Posted: July 24 2014 at 14:27 |
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The Division Bell never rang.
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refugee
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Posted: July 22 2014 at 15:17 |
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He’s welcome to the machine, but I think there’s a missing piece. He’ll probably need some kind of tool.
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He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing
(Peter Hammill)
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presdoug
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Posted: July 22 2014 at 12:42 |
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Did you hear about the jazz rock musician that went travelling? He remarked,
"If, I can get to the Colosseum on time, I'll ride a Soft Machine for Miles, in need of a Weather Report, and Passport."
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: July 22 2014 at 10:21 |
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Make a Wishbone Ash and throw down the sword, and you will be Blowin' Free
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: May 31 2014 at 09:47 |
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If Yes Accept Ozric Tentacles I Am Above on the Left
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Atavachron
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Posted: May 29 2014 at 21:36 |
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This has become quite a saga. You could build a colosseum and people would come to watch.
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"Too often we enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought." -- John F. Kennedy
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The Pessimist
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Posted: May 29 2014 at 12:35 |
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If bad puns were stars, then this thread is starless.
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"Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value."
Arnold Schoenberg
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