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CPicard 
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Joined: October 03 2008 Location: Là, sui monti. Status: Offline Points: 10841 |
 Topic: Things in Australia that will kill you stone deadPosted: March 23 2013 at 15:15 |
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I found this article, with a small paragraph comparing deadly creatures in Australia and deadly creatures in America:
http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/14305/australia-is-sh*tloads-better-than-america/ Sorry for the profanity. |
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JJLehto
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Joined: April 05 2006 Location: Tallahassee, FL Status: Offline Points: 34550 |
Posted: March 21 2013 at 18:10 |
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No, I just believe that Australia is one giant death trap waiting to happen.
With the snakes, scorpions, spiders, heatwaves, tsunamis, gods wrath of that part of the world and drunken bogans and all  I like to imagine going to HS in Australia means carrying a shotgun and fighting hordes of man eating spiders along the way. Edited by JJLehto - March 21 2013 at 18:11 |
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Dayvenkirq
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Joined: May 25 2011 Location: Los Angeles, CA Status: Offline Points: 10970 |
Posted: March 21 2013 at 18:09 |
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JJLehto
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Joined: April 05 2006 Location: Tallahassee, FL Status: Offline Points: 34550 |
Posted: March 21 2013 at 17:59 |
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Things in Australia that will kill you stone dead
..isn't that everything? Edited by JJLehto - March 21 2013 at 18:00 |
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Ajay
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Joined: February 01 2013 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 221 |
Posted: March 21 2013 at 11:40 |
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^ Only 500?
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Icarium
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VIP Member Joined: March 21 2008 Location: Tigerstaden Status: Offline Points: 34083 |
Posted: March 21 2013 at 10:19 |
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he also does 500 push-ups daily
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Aussie-Byrd-Brother
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: October 12 2011 Location: Melb, Australia Status: Offline Points: 7951 |
Posted: March 21 2013 at 10:06 |
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Ah, Hugh Jackman - a truly great Aussie Hollywood star!
He sings, he dances, he loves musical theatre, he's madly besoted with his wife, but put on those Wolverine claws and he's ALL MAN, baby!
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Icarium
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Posted: March 21 2013 at 09:37 |
 Edited by aginor - March 21 2013 at 09:38 |
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Guldbamsen
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Retired Admin Joined: January 22 2009 Location: Magic Theatre Status: Offline Points: 23104 |
Posted: March 21 2013 at 08:36 |
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You have my permission.
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams |
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Aussie-Byrd-Brother
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Posted: March 21 2013 at 08:26 |
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Dave, perhaps (with your permission, as I'm sure you own patent/copyright for it!) we can add my `Super Down-Under Roo Boot' finishing move to this deadly list?!
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Guldbamsen
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Posted: March 21 2013 at 08:15 |
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She's obviously teaching the weaker sex about how best to handle jugs...
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams |
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Aussie-Byrd-Brother
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Posted: March 21 2013 at 08:11 |
If only you non-Aussies could hear our `beloved Prime Minister's voice....You'd be looking for any of those above mentioned deadly creatures to finish you off as quick as possible to spare you the pain....Sounds like she's reading a colourful storybook to a bunch of toddlers!
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Guldbamsen
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Retired Admin Joined: January 22 2009 Location: Magic Theatre Status: Offline Points: 23104 |
Posted: March 21 2013 at 08:07 |
This obviously. And to some extent, ill mannered Dingos.
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“The Guide says there is an art to flying or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
- Douglas Adams |
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: March 21 2013 at 08:02 |
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A police corruption judicial inquiry that necessitates the jailing of three former ministers and a police commissioner would normally ''kill you stone dead'' but in Queensland, Australia the populace are still scared to ask a police officer directions for fear that they may tell you where to go.....
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Ajay
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Joined: February 01 2013 Location: Australia Status: Offline Points: 221 |
Posted: March 21 2013 at 04:47 |
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Ajay
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Posted: March 20 2013 at 21:56 |
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: March 19 2013 at 12:36 |
Dammit man, beat me to it!!!  |
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Man With Hat
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Posted: March 19 2013 at 12:31 |
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Hot air balloons.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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someone_else
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Posted: March 19 2013 at 10:07 |
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A wildfire, or maybe a willy-willy.
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The Doctor
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Posted: March 19 2013 at 09:31 |
I almost said that. Fosters, Australian for "cheap swill".
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I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you?
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