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    Posted: December 07 2006 at 16:29
I prefer eating pussy than chickenShockedPigEvil Smile
 
 
 
OK Jody, you can close the thread nowClown
let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter
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Originally posted by Sean Trane Sean Trane wrote:

Originally posted by Peter Rideout Peter Rideout wrote:

Big smile Why did Sean Trane cross the road?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
To get to the other ditch! LOL
 
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Sooo Peter that Cape Breton dinner is the only plce you've ever licked a chick, uh????ShockedWink
The only public place, anyway....Wink
 
 
 
 
 
But I hear you like to eat at "the Y." Shocked
 
 
EmbarrassedSuddenly, I have a curious craving for tacos....
 
 
Jody will delete this thread in 3 - 2 - 1....


Edited by Peter Rideout - December 07 2006 at 16:29
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy.
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Originally posted by Peter Rideout Peter Rideout wrote:

Rubber chicken: good advice for the newly-married man....Shocked
 
 
or his young dog making his teeth on itLOL (instead of your heels)
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Rubber chicken: good advice for the newly-married man....Shocked
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
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Originally posted by Peter Rideout Peter Rideout wrote:

Big smile Why did Sean Trane cross the road?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
To get to the other ditch! LOL
 
Wink
 
 
Sooo Peter that Cape Breton dinner is the only plce you've ever licked a chick, uh????ShockedWink
let's just stay above the moral melee
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keep our sand-castle virtues
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Big smile Why did Sean Trane cross the road?
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
To get to the other ditch! LOL
 
Wink
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Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
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Why did the pervert cross the road?Confused
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
ShockedBecause he was stuck to the chicken! Pinch
 
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Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

Wittgenstein The chicken did not cross the road, the chicken is here in this room and you can't prove that it isn't.

Nietzsche The chicken stared deeply into the road, and the road stared deeply back at the chicken.

Schopenhauer The chicken crossed the road in the hope of being run over and ending its miserable existence.

Basho Chicken by the road - Enormous truck - Splat! There is no chicken.

 

 

 
The Chicken: WTF did those stupid humans built a bloody road across my path????
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ShockedThere's a fried chicken takeout in Cape Breton, Nova Scotia called Lick-a-Chick.
 
 
 
Disapprove "Finger lickin' good," I suppose....LOL


Edited by Peter Rideout - December 08 2006 at 09:23
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
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Bukowski: The chicken cross the road because he was drunk.
Ian Anderson: The chicken has lost his spectacles!!!


Edited by progadicto - December 07 2006 at 16:14
... E N E L B U N K E R...
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CHIC--KEN .is an elegant KEN.

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Me gustan las pollitas tiernas ,hey search a dictionary and learn some of spanish

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Hunter S. Thompson The chickens were somewhere in the desert outside Barstow when the drugs began to take hold. "I'm gonna cross the road once all these bats have gone away!" "What bats?". The first chicken said nothing, the other one would be seeing the bats soon enough anyway and he was on a mission to take a heinous quantity of drugs and cros the road to get the goddam story.
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Freud:
"Is the chicken really a chicken? careful, it might be
your penis!"
Wearing feelings on our faces when our faces took a rest...
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F. Scott Fitzgerald: The chicken crossed the road because the vitality of his illusion was such that that he decided, "sure, you can repeat the past".

Shakespeare: Take thee me for a chicken?
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Samuel Beckett:

  • Estragon: There was a chicken yesterday. Did you see it?
  • Vladimir: Are you sure it was yesterday?
  • Estragon: Maybe not yesterday...not long ago.
  • Vladimir: Maybe there will be a chicken here today.
  • Estragon: I think that's right - if we wait here, the chicken will come.
  • Vladimir: The same chicken?
  • Estragon: The same as yesterday?
  • Vladimir: Perhaps - if it comes back...
  • Estragon: Why? Where did it go?
  • Vladimir: Over there I think (points vaguely to the other side of the road)
  • Estragon: So we must wait here.

Serge Gainbourg: Pourquoi le p'tit poulet a-t'elle traversee la rue? Parce qu' it 'ad 'ad un oeuf! (From the unreleased Melody Nelson: Ses Meilleures Blagues)

 
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Vonnegut: We crawled out of the Dresden bunker to a complete smoldering waste land. The alien from Traframador looked up and said, "why do humans do this to each other?" I stared forward. A chicken crossed the road. And so it goes.
"The red polygon's only desire / is to get to the blue triangle."
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Ok, we had Joyce, so let's hear what Thomas Pynchon has to say:

Thomas Pynchon: A chicken comes across the road. It has happened before, but there is nothing to compare it to now.
.....It is too late. The Evacuation still proceeds, but it's all theatre. There are no eggs inside the chicken. No eggs anywhere. Above it cirrostratus clouds old as an iron queen, and cumuli somewhere far above that would let the light of day through. But it's night. It's afraid of the way the rain will fall--soon--it will be a spectacle: the fall of a crystal palace. But coming down in total blackout, without one glint of light only great invisible torrent.


BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue.
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Sartre: To truly exist is to respond to a chicken crossing the road with anxiety and nausea.
"The red polygon's only desire / is to get to the blue triangle."
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Colonel Sanders:   Go get that chicken back boy!
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