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sbrushfan 
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Posted: February 02 2006 at 19:43 |
 MikeEnRegalia wrote:
I'm a DT fan, I bought Octavarium, and I'm currently busy listening to Selling England By The Pound, which I bought yesterday.
In fact, this week I bought Octavarium, SEbtP, CttE, 2112, Camel, ... I know that I won't have time to change any lightbulb in the coming weeks 
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The actual "joke"  wasn't funny (IMHO), but Mike was pretty funny himself.
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Posted: February 02 2006 at 16:39 |
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What is Dream Theater? Is that on Broadway????????
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Posted: February 02 2006 at 15:56 |
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Posted: August 30 2005 at 23:58 |
i agree with the joke, but what everyone else has said after it just makes it a funny thread! 
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The Miracle
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Posted: August 30 2005 at 23:36 |
Actually, that is is crap joke 
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Posted: August 30 2005 at 23:23 |
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Posted: July 10 2005 at 11:35 |
stonebeard wrote:
I have a subscription to Modern Lightbulb Replacer. I thought surely
there would be more porn in it. Oh well. I'll just have to dust off my
old Home and Gardening mags.
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A lot of porn in there. The birds and the bees and the butterflies... 
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 BaldJean and I; I am the one in blue.
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stonebeard
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Posted: July 10 2005 at 04:20 |
LDGuy wrote:
How many Dream Theater keyboardists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to interupt his 20 minute widdly Kurzweil trumpet solo at 276bpm to get up off his arse, put on his shiny shirt and wig, and screw in the light bulb whilst doing a strange spinning dance on a rotating light bulb stand in front of 2,500 screaming japanese teenagers.
How many Mike Portnoys does it take to change a lightbulb?
4. One to change it; one to record it using 5.1 surround sound and publish on Blubthgil Records; one to film it, isolate the unique sound of each screw and do a two hour commentry, publishing it as DrumBulb of Doom on his website; and one to take a series of 35 pics with his dog Bongo and a (replica) lightbulb for a feature in Modern Lightbulb Replacer, only to win the magazine's Best Lightbulb Replacer of All Time award.
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I have a subscription to Modern Lightbulb Replacer. I thought surely there would be more porn in it. Oh well. I'll just have to dust off my old Home and Gardening mags.
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LDGuy
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Posted: July 09 2005 at 13:56 |
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How many Dream Theater keyboardists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to interupt his 20 minute widdly Kurzweil trumpet
solo at 276bpm to get up off his arse, put on his shiny shirt and wig,
and screw in the light bulb whilst doing a strange spinning dance on a
rotating light bulb stand in front of 2,500 screaming japanese
teenagers.
How many Mike Portnoys does it take to change a lightbulb?
4. One to change it; one to record it using 5.1 surround sound and
publish on Blubthgil Records; one to film it, isolate the unique sound
of each screw and do a two hour commentry, publishing it as DrumBulb of
Doom on his website; and one to take a series of 35 pics with his dog
Bongo and a (replica) lightbulb for a feature in Modern Lightbulb
Replacer, only to win the magazine's Best Lightbulb Replacer of All
Time award.
Edited by LDGuy
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nousommedusolei
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Posted: July 06 2005 at 03:58 |
It takes one to screw in the lightbulb.
..... and about 10 to write threads talking about how Dream Theater is "the best".
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 05 2005 at 14:30 |
Notice how all the DT fans take offense to a simple joke...shame on them
Edited by Man With Hat
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Posted: July 05 2005 at 13:52 |
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Posted: July 04 2005 at 11:54 |
Dream Theater wrote:
BaldFriede wrote:
... does it take to change a lightbulb? A.: Sorry, you won't find any, they are too busy listening to "Octavarium". |
OMG, that's so funny!!!!
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You know it's true....
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Posted: July 03 2005 at 21:20 |
BaldFriede wrote:
... does it take to change a lightbulb? A.: Sorry, you won't find any, they are too busy listening to "Octavarium". |
OMG, that's so funny!!!!
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Posted: June 10 2005 at 05:57 |
But I have to say that I think I would be perfectly able to change a bulb whilst listening to Octavarium: yesterday I did the laundry!
But please don't count me in as a Dream-Theater-fan-because-they-are-the-best-band-ever-period , so maybe I wasn't paying all the attention they deserve. I was hanging out the socks during the Octavarium song and some of my neurons were busy with that challenging activity (the socks I mean)
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Posted: June 10 2005 at 05:37 |
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Posted: June 10 2005 at 05:20 |
nice one
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Posted: June 10 2005 at 05:17 |
BaldFriede wrote:
... does it take to change a lightbulb? A.: Sorry, you won't find any, they are too busy listening to "Octavarium". |
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Posted: June 10 2005 at 05:16 |
BaldFriede wrote:
... does it take to change a lightbulb? A.: Sorry, you won't find any, they are too busy listening to "Octavarium". |
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Posted: June 10 2005 at 05:15 |
MikeEnRegalia wrote:
I'm a DT fan, I bought Octavarium, and I'm currently busy listening to Selling England By The Pound, which I bought yesterday.
In fact, this week I bought Octavarium, SEbtP, CttE, 2112, Camel, ... I know that I won't have time to change any lightbulb in the coming weeks |
Then let's hope that your bulbs hold out for a few weeks, or you'll be listening in darkness.
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