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    Posted: November 20 2011 at 00:43
BWAHAHAHAHAH
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 19 2011 at 20:55
 
         ^There! That joke was so quick you didn't even see it!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 19 2011 at 18:17
What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog

What's invisible and red?

No tomatoes


Edited by SolarLuna96 - November 19 2011 at 18:19
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 19 2011 at 18:14
Originally posted by Horizons Horizons wrote:

Originally posted by Andyman1125 Andyman1125 wrote:

Q: What happens when a piano falls down a mine shaft?
A: A♭ minor


Stern Smile





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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 19 2011 at 13:40
Originally posted by Andyman1125 Andyman1125 wrote:

Q: What happens when a piano falls down a mine shaft?
A: A♭ minor


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Crushed like a rose in the riverflow.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 19 2011 at 12:48
What did the Hearing Specialist say to his patients during the Holiday Season?
 
         Merry Christmas and a Happy New Ear!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2011 at 09:38
George Bush. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 18 2011 at 09:08
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 15 2011 at 13:11
        I have trouble with fractions about 4 out of 3 times a dayLOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 02 2011 at 16:46
Q: What happens when a piano falls down a mine shaft?
A: A♭ minor
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: October 02 2011 at 10:14
Q: What's really brown and sticky?
A: A stick.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 14 2011 at 22:32
That last one was clever.  LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 14 2011 at 22:12
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. 


As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
 

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards
 kan have one less letter.


There will be growing publik
 enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f".. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. 








In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. 








Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
 



Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
 

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
 

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords
kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl. 





Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi TU understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
 

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
 


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2011 at 11:41
Here's one:

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2011 at 11:31
Originally posted by Andyman1125 Andyman1125 wrote:

Originally posted by Sheavy Sheavy wrote:

Originally posted by Falx Falx wrote:

Spotted on Miss Cellania's blog today...

Grammar is important. Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse.
 
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
Similar one: "Let's eat, Gramma!" and "Let's eat Gramma!"
                                                            Grammer. It saves Lives.
GRAMMAR
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2011 at 10:42
what do you get when you drop a Grand Piano down a mine shaft?
                   A flat minor

You know what they say about Hitler?
                      the fewer the better


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 01 2011 at 05:31
groaners here
another...
 
knock knock
whos there
centipede
centipede who
'Santa peed' down the chimney
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 31 2011 at 17:18
Originally posted by moreitsythanyou moreitsythanyou wrote:

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer?

"We are both lawyers."

that's awesome LOL
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 31 2011 at 17:00
"You know, i have a joke that's so quick tha-"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 31 2011 at 16:54
How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
        Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.

How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
               IT DOESN'T MATTER!!

What was the name of the communist Beatle's fan?
                   John Lenin

Did you hear about the hooker that joined the military?
            She assumed a new position.
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