Elvis & Mariah

Don't forget the jokerrrrrrrr!

Ace of spades. (definitely!)

ANYHOW.....

Given the Glitter Diva's well documented issues with "fatigue", it's olbvious she should record "Don't Be Cruel" and dedicate it to all her devoted fans here.

I love hmor.

And I'll probably laugh as soon as I see some.

I am very suprised at the lack of response to this very relavent poll. I am becoming convinced and disillusioned that most of the visitors to this web-site are psuedo prog fans ( of course with the exception of Velvet Presley with his huge admiration and respect for Mariah) We don't want to talk about Tales from Topographic Oceans here or even the dismal Thick As A Brick C'mon that is not music in it's finest form niether is Lark's Tongues In Aspic Robert Fripp is way too simplistic for my sophisticated tastes bring on HOOTIE ! Donny & Marie! Celine! Barry Manilow and all the other musically brilliant minds that have no understanding of music beyond 4/4 time signatures and slack major keys with no flats and no sharps and no diminished chord sequences. I don't even want to mention Gentle Giant's musical inversions and counterpoints which even insult the inteligence of Simon from American Idol. Simon is just to great for me to even start to evaluate the dizzy levels of his understanding of the abstract concept of music which would even put Thelonious Monk to shame. If Thelonious was still walking the earth he would probbly feel compelled to commit suicide just at the suggestion of Mariah's existence.

Isn't it a bit late for her to sing "God Save Queen" now that Freddie's dead?

I's still like to hear Mariah sing "Hocus Pocus", or anything by Napalm Death.

ALL OF EM

BUT WOULD NOT ELVIS SINGING MARIAH ACHIEVE THE SAME EFFECT?