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Billy Pilgrim 
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Posted: February 02 2011 at 01:54 |
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Jesus was a f***ing wizard
something fun to pass the time.
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Synchestra
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Posted: June 22 2010 at 01:19 |
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'Yeah, thats.. Whatever you're talking about for ya' - Zapp brannigan
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JJLehto
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Posted: June 22 2010 at 01:18 |
 Synchestra wrote:
The last song on The Mars Voltas Bedlam album, theres a line that sounds like 'I got a penis that can rip through the very fabric of time' I'm still not entirely sure that those aren't the real lyrics  |
Damn, that'd be one hell of a penis! Sober by Tool I always hear, "Jesus was a f*cking whistle" I know that's not right, though I think it's not too far off
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The Runaway
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Posted: June 22 2010 at 00:41 |
Mr. Maestro wrote:
AtomicCrimsonRush wrote:
Jumping Jack Flash - RollingStones
verse 1
i was shroooooooooooooooown ttooobit hheeaaaaggggggggggggggggggggg
i was crrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooood driiiiiving rain
i was doooooooooooooooooownn with a croooooooooooooss my back
i was hooooooooooooooownd with a tomwa toowa maayyyyyyyyyyyy
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Mick, Mick... speak English! |
 I sure hope I wasn't the only one who got the reference!
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refugee
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Posted: June 19 2010 at 07:59 |
Good try, but the real lyrics are: I got a pain inside that'll rip through the very fabric of time
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He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing
(Peter Hammill)
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Synchestra
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Posted: June 18 2010 at 02:53 |
The last song on The Mars Voltas Bedlam album, theres a line that sounds like 'I got a penis that can rip through the very fabric of time' I'm still not entirely sure that those aren't the real lyrics
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'Yeah, thats.. Whatever you're talking about for ya' - Zapp brannigan
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CyberDiablo
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Posted: June 17 2010 at 16:46 |
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"frog hazards in the classroom"
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Music is some kind of art.
-- Anonymous
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Mr. Maestro
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Posted: June 17 2010 at 16:29 |
AtomicCrimsonRush wrote:
Jumping Jack Flash - RollingStones
verse 1
i was shroooooooooooooooown ttooobit hheeaaaaggggggggggggggggggggg
i was crrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooood driiiiiving rain
i was doooooooooooooooooownn with a croooooooooooooss my back
i was hooooooooooooooownd with a tomwa toowa maayyyyyyyyyyyy
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Mick, Mick... speak English!
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"I am the one who crossed through space...or stayed where I was...or didn't exist in the first place...."
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DisgruntledPorcupine
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Posted: June 15 2010 at 20:51 |
Lemmings - Van Der Graaf Generator
Actual: What is the point in catching breath? Expel it.
Misheard: What is the point in catching breath? Egg salad.
Edited by DT-PT - June 15 2010 at 21:05
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: June 15 2010 at 09:52 |
21st Century Schizoid Man:
Cats soot I'm a crow
Politicians fuming piles
innocents raped with Nail gun fire
21st Century Schizoid Man
ELP: Take a pebble
My face fills so gently
into your eyes
disturbing the waters
of our lies
like a worn out overcoat
pockets clean and tattered
hang the rags of your goats
photographs are gray and tall
Yes: Starship Trooper
(my 7 yrd old singing)
Mr blubird shining all around
catch my soul catch the buried light
hide the secrets
of your berry eye
no one sees them please dont go
blah dy blah blah further from the sun
Starshiptrooper go sailing on by
hide the dollars hide my berry light
take the furby and sail it on by
no one sees then please dont say a word
blah dy blah blah higher than the sun
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JJLehto
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Posted: June 15 2010 at 03:12 |
Also the song "New Millennium Cyanide Christ" by Meshuggah.. At one point I thought he yelled, "Disciples! Dripping Cyanide!" I still don't know what it really is, but it's not that 
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JJLehto
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Posted: June 15 2010 at 03:08 |
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When I first heard "21st Century Schizoid Man" the line:
Politicians Funeral Pyre
I thought he said, "Politicians lay strewn in a pile"
It conjured a really crazy in my head!
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Mr. Maestro
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Posted: June 14 2010 at 11:38 |
"Anthem"
Misheard: I'm from Oklahoma, I'm from up in Maine.
Original: Anthem of the heart, and anthem of the mind.
I actually misheard it this way. I assumed that Geddy Lee was pronouncing Maine as "mine" because of his Canadian accent.
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"I am the one who crossed through space...or stayed where I was...or didn't exist in the first place...."
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: June 13 2010 at 10:41 |
<More!
"Temples of Syrinx"
We are the beasts of the devils lost earrings
We are the priests of the temples of syrinx
"Temples of Syrinx"
We are the priests of the Devil...I'm serious!
We are the priests of the Temples of Syrinx.
"Temples of Syrinx"
We are the priests of the devil's auxiliary
A parade of mutants fill the hollow halls
We are the priests of the temples of Syrinx
Our great computers fill the hallowed halls
"Temples of Syrinx"
We are the priests
Who have come to fix your sinks.
We are the priests
Of the Temples of Syrinx.
"Temples of Syrinx"
We've taken care of everything
The words you read, the songs you sing
The b*****s that give pleasure to your eye.
We've taken care of everything
The words you read, the songs you sing
The pictures that give pleasure to your eye.
"New World Man"
He's a new whirl man.
he's a New World man.
"New World Man"
He's a nude old man
He's a new world man
"New World Man"
He's a radio receiver,
he's a factory tampon
He's a radio receiver
Tuned to factories and farms
He's a radio receiver
Turned to factories and parts.
He's a radio receiver
Tuned to factories and farms.
"New World Man"
He's a rider and a ranger and a young boy bearing arms.
He's a writer and arranger and a young boy bearing arms.
"New World Man"
He's cleaning up his sister.
He's cleaning up the systems.
Learning to match the beat of the oboe man.
Learning to match the beat of the old world man.
"New World Man"
Turns his back to his ant farms
Tuned to factories and farms
"New World Man"
We're a new wave band
he's a New World man.
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: June 13 2010 at 10:30 |
more RUSH
"2112: The Temples Of Syrinx"
We are the feet of the devil, how silly!
We are the priests of the temple of Syrinx.
2112: The Temples Of Syrinx"
We are the priests of the devils, oh Sirius!
We are the priests of the Temples of Syrinx
"2112: The Temples of Syrinx"
Of the gifts of life
Oh help me thin our world.
All the gifts of life
Are held within our walls.
"2112: The Temples of Syrinx"
The pigtails that give pleasure to your eye.
The pictures that give pleasure to your eye.
"2112: The Temples of Syrinx"
The tadpoles of Syrinx
The temple of Syrinx
"2112: The Temples of Syrinx"
The temple of Xerox
The temple of Syrinx
"2112: The Temples of Syrinx"
We are the freaks
The attendants of your sinks.
We are the priests
Of the temples of Syrinx.
"2112: The Temples of Syrinx"
We are the freaks
From the temple of Ceres.
We are the priests
Of the temples of Syrinx.
"2112"
All the grain that you touched fills our hollow walls
Our great computers fill our hallowed halls
"2112"
The pictures that you plug into your eye
The pictures that give pleasure to your eye
"Free Will"
A planet of playthings
Pecans on a string.
A planet of playthings
We dance on a string.
"Free Will"
I will chose a bathosphere
I will choose a path that's clear
"Freewill"
A host of holy hoboes to direct our anus plan.
A host of holy horrors to direct our aimless dance.
"Freewill"
A host of holy hollers
To direct our English fans
or
A host of holy orders
To direct our English fans
A host of holy horrors
To direct out aimless dance
"Freewill"
A host of holy rollers to direct our aimless dance.
A host of holy horrors to direct our aimless dance.
"Freewill"
I will choose a bathosphere.
I will chose free will.
I will choose a path that's clear.
I will choose free will.
"Freewill"
I will choose a path that's clear
I will choose Mike Hill.
I will choose a path that's clear
I will choose free will.
"Freewill"
I will choose a path that's queer.
I will choose a path that's clear.
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: June 13 2010 at 10:13 |
Slartibartfast wrote:
"When I eat beef, I smoke this meat" Porcupine Tree
AtomicCrimsonRush wrote:
Jumping Jack Flash - RollingStones
verse 1
i was shroooooooooooooooown ttooobit hheeaaaaggggggggggggggggggggg
i was crrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooood driiiiiving rain
i was doooooooooooooooooownn with a croooooooooooooss my back
i was hooooooooooooooownd with a tomwa toowa maayyyyyyyyyyyy
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Dude you did not mishear those lyrics at all. 
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your right!
heres one from 80s
The Go Gos
real lyric: : Our Lips are sealed
misheard": Alex the Seal
Rush
Freewill
real :I will choose freewill
misheard:I will chew three pills
Working Man
misheard :Like it up I go to work at 7 till 9
Kiss
real: I wanna rock n roll alnite and party everyday
misheard: i want a rocky roll alnite and pasta everyday
Peter Gabriel
real:Come on and shock the monkey
,misheard: comeon and shop at Montys
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refugee
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Posted: June 13 2010 at 05:18 |
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The Whistler by Jethro Tull.
Original: I whistle along on the seventh day
Misheard: I was still alone on the seventh day
A reviewer here got it completely wrong:
… alone on the Saturday
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He say nothing is quite what it seems;
I say nothing is nothing
(Peter Hammill)
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: May 14 2010 at 17:48 |
"When I eat beef, I smoke this meat" Porcupine Tree
AtomicCrimsonRush wrote:
Jumping Jack Flash - RollingStones
verse 1
i was shroooooooooooooooown ttooobit hheeaaaaggggggggggggggggggggg
i was crrrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooooooooood driiiiiving rain
i was doooooooooooooooooownn with a croooooooooooooss my back
i was hooooooooooooooownd with a tomwa toowa maayyyyyyyyyyyy
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Edited by Slartibartfast - May 14 2010 at 17:50
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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DisgruntledPorcupine
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Posted: May 11 2010 at 21:05 |
The only two good ones I could think of are two Dream Theater ones. D;
Prophets of War: Original: "Debate this fight its just cause"
Misheard: "Debate this f*ggots just cause"
A Change Of Seasons: Original: "I was blinded by a paradise"
Misheard: "I was blinded by a pair o dice"
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The Runaway
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Posted: April 12 2010 at 13:12 |
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"As a whore that keyed, to the backdoor, at the wheel I feel my hand touch, me from another hand, hohohoho."
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