Spam and Bull

 

Here the email is  got it today and I have not this offer for a while, lucky me By the way its all mine that filthy lucra.   just off to fill in the details for these trustworthy people, 5 mill in US currency

 

 

 

Dear  Sir/Madam ,

This is to officially inform you that we have verified your Contract/Inheritance file presently on our desk. We found out that you have not fulfilled the obligations giving to you in respect to your contract payment.

Secondly, you are hereby advised to stop dealing with some non-officials in the bank as this is an illegal act and will have to stop if you so wish to receive your payment immediately.
After the Board of director's meeting held in Abuja, we have resolved in finding a solution to your problem. We have arranged your payment through our SWIFT PAYMENT CENTRE(UBA BANK).

This is part of an instruction/mandate passed by the Senate inrespect to overseas contract payment and debt re-scheduling. You will be provided with access to an online account in which your funds, Five million Unites States Dollars($5,000,000.00); will be deposited.

 As soon as you have been provided with the online account details, you can login to the banks website and then transfer your funds to your designated bank account. If you like to receive your fund this way,

 Kindly reconfirm your

(1) Your Full Name:
(2) Full residential address:
(3) Phone And Fax Number:
(4) Age:
(5) Occupation:

We shall be expecting to receive your information as you have to stop any further communication with anybody or office aside our.

NOTE : YOU ARE TO SEND YOUR RESPONSE TO THE E-MAIL ADDRESS BELOW,

[email protected]


Thank you for your co-operation.

BEST REGARDS,

Mrs Jane Stevens.
Contact Email:  [email protected]
+(234)-806-615-4068

CC: CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA
CC: SENATE PRESIDENT
CC: ALL FOREIGN PAYMENT OFFICES
CC: BOARD OF DIRECTORS [CBN]
CC: ACCOUNTANT GENERAL OF THE FEDERATION

 

 

 

You need to install the Mozilla Thunderbird email client and use its junk filters.

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Even I get Canadian Pharmacy down here at the bum end of the world Don't worry if sexual failure happens I will be right   ( my get up and go hasn't got up and gone yet) and as for my money not an issue........luckily the bank emailed me and all I had to do was give all my bank account numbers and they said they would fix the issue. It was not a problem at all  I just asked my Nigerian mine manager to forward them on for me

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Also, I love the scams where they say "My rich father who used to be president of the country of (insert name of African country here) was killed in a military coup and now I'm trying to smuggle $800 million of his money out of the country.  Let me put it in your bank account -because I always trust people I've never met with that kind of money- and I'll give you half.  This is perfectly legal and safe." 

What a coincidence... does this count?

All the post options sound very interesting, but absolutely nothing beats the shoe spam.